第1章 你还是去自首吧

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xunuoweixiaodao:“wojiushiquzhaofumude!”

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许诺摇了摇头。

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xunuoxianglexiang:yinggaisijidagenaozibuhaoshi。

真可怜!

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“轰!”

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很快便轮到他。

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……

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此人杀过人!

xunuowaizhenaodaixiangleyihui,yilianrenzhendedao:

“zheiweidage,nihaishiquguanfuzishouba!”