leigongdianmuchuquhou，yuanshitianzunqishendao：
“tiandi，nandaojiurenyourenhuangneisiqinitiantingzhicima？”
天帝微微一笑：
“tazheinalishiqiwotianting，fenmingshiqidezaizuogewei，gengshidachan、jieerjiaodelian。”
“fengshenbangyounimenchanjiao、jiejiaoherenjiaofuze。laojunchenmiliandan，bulisushi，nierweibianyirenjianweizhanchang、yituifanyinshangweilujingzhuxianrendushajie。”
“renhuangciju，yuqishuoshifankangtianting，burushuoshizaihaijinimen。”
“qiechanjieerjiaoguafenrenjianlingqiyebushiyiriliangri，renhuangxuemaijuexing，diyigeyaoshoushide，dangranshinimenle。”
tiandishuowanlvlebahuzi：heng，xiangbawodangdaoshi，meimen！
tongtianjiaozhuqishendao：“dangchudingxiafengshenbang，tiandininyeshitongyide！”
“bendizhishuotiantingqueyanxiaqueshenzhirenyuan，zhaonimendiaoyixie。”
“nierweizairenjianshouleneimeduotuzitusun，weiweihuzhixudetiantinggongxianyixiemeimaobingba？”
tongtianjiaozhuzhizhiwuwubuchuhualai。
tiandijixudao：“zhaobendishuo，yebiegaoshenmefengshenbangle，zhijiesongsanbailiushiwuweixianrenguolairenzhijiuxing。”
元始天尊忙道：
“shajiehaishiyaodude，buranxiaoxianmenshensidaoxiao，nalihainengweitiantingxiaoli？”
“zanmenhaishixiangxiang，gairuheduifurenhuangba？”
“laojun，nishirenjiaode，yaobunixiaququanquanrenhuang！”yuanshitianzunshuozhekanxiangduimiandakeshuidetaishanglaojun。
ganglianleyiyedanjiubeijiaoguolaikaihuidetaishanglaojunhaqianlianlian。
他道：“怎么劝？”
“quantabiehaishou，rangnimentiaoqirenleizhijiandezhanzheng，tusharenzu？”
yuanshitianzungangadeliansetonghong。
tongtianjiaozhulenghengyisheng：“fengshenbangkeshizansanjiaofuzede，nizongbunengshenmelidoubuchuba？”
taishanglaojunwawabikong，yongliyidan，zuotaduimiandeyuanshitianzunganmangceshenbirang。
“benjunbuchulijiushichuzuidadeli。”
“tongtianjiaozhudengyan：“nishenmeyisi？”
taishanglaojunyonglandao：“benjunyaobushiwuweierzhi，hainengrangnimenbazhanchangdingzairenzudedipanshang？”
“hainengrangnimenzairenjianguafenlingqi、shoutuzuoyao？”
“haishayisi？doujibenjunzhizuba，buran，jiubazhanchanggaizaiyaojiehuozhetianjie？”
天帝忙开口打圆场：
“laojunnizheihuajiuguojile，tianjieshizanmendetianjie，zenmenengsuibianqizhanshini？”
tongtianjiaozhuyedao：“yaojiedipantaixiao，shizhanbukai。“
yuanshitianzun：“chengdashizhe，zuijihuichaolingxigai，haishijiuanyuanlaidefangzhenzhixingba。”
zheishitongtianjiaozhubamaotouzhixiangyuanshitianzun：
“nibushirangtudiqurenjiantiaosuozhuhouzaofanma，zenmejiuzhiyouyigeguifangqidianxiaoshuihuazi？”
“bushiwoshuo，nineixiedizibanshinengliyetaichale！”
beidangzhongzhizedizibanshinenglicha，yuanshitianzunqishennudui：“nixingnishanga！”
“zhengtianjiugenxieshangbudetaimianyaowudajiaodao，meichuxi!”
“你说谁没出息？”
yuanshitianzunzhizhetongtianjiaozhubizinudao：“shuodejiushini！”
“shizunchuannidaofa，niquechuanjineixiechusheng，haijianlegeshenmeyaojie，xianrendeliandoubeinidiuguangle。”
“yaoguaizenmele？shijianwanwujiekexiulian，jiunigouyankanyaodi！”
“nishuosheishigou，youzhongzaishuoyibian？"
“shuojiushuo，ziyiweishi，gouyan、gouyan、gouyan！”
yuanshitianzunbeijinu，gekongyiquandazaitongtianjiaozhulianshang。
“goudongxi，gandawo！”
tongtianjiaozhuchongguoquyijiaochuaichu.....,.
tongtianjiaozhuheyuanshitianzunzheiduishixiongdihuxiangkanbushunyan，meicikaihui，kaizhekaizhejiudaqilaideshiqinglvjianbuxian。
tiandiyiwangdouhuizuogeheshilao。
danjintiantaxinqingbuhao，jiujiajielajiazhiming，feichuquyirenyijiao。
“biedale，chenghetitong！”
dajiyandeliangrenzheishihounaguantashibushitiandi，beichuailejiuhaiji。
taishanglaojunyikan，zheihaidele！
daqunjia，nanengshaolewolaojunni？
yuanshitianzunhetongtianjiaozhubazhanchangdingzairenjian，taweiledajubushuoshenme，qishizaojiuzaixinliduizheiliangrenbushuangle。
haiyoutiandizheigeweijunzi......
made，sheidoubushihaodongxi！
taishanglaojunfeishenjiaruzhandou。
tazuilijiaozhe“tiandiwolaibangni”，quechouzhunjihuianchuochuojita**yijiao。
tiandi：“aaa，sheichuaiwo**？”
tongtianjiaozhuchenjiwuxianyuanshitianzun：“shigoudongxichuaide！”
zheihuayichukou，yuanshitianzunhetaishanglaojunlimaheqihuolaizouta。
tiandizebangzhetongtianjiaozhudayuanshitianzun。
lingxiaodianliyishiqilangfangun，fabaoluanfei，qiyuzhongxianpabeiyangjichiyu、fenfenduomenertao。
......
cike，renjianshizuoyongzhezhengyutadeaifeigongjinwancan。
yinzishoudengjihou，jiangmihuanfengweilemiguiren。
yuzhiyidaobeifengdehaiyoudachenhuangfeihudemeimeihuangshan、dachenyangrendenveryangwan。
zheiliangrendoushidiyilinzhongshi，weilejiyinzishoulongluochaochendingxiadeguifeirenxuan。
yeshizheishihoumihuancaizhidao，kanshangquxiangsanshisuidecaohanyinzishouqishicaiershisisui，qiezhiqianbingweiquqin。
suoyigongzhongbingmeiyoushenmejiangwanghou。
yinzishoucongshisansuiqibianchangnianzaiwaikaijiangtuotu，shoufuhuodayageluzhuhou。
tatianshengshenli、piqibaozao，youshicizi，diyidedasuanjiushirangtazuogebaojiaweiguodewujiang。
suoyizaozaojiuliledagongziqiweitaizi。
kesheizhi，youyuanshifeiyungedefangliangturanduandiao，taizibeizaduanletui。
shenyoucanji，ziranbunengzaijichengdatong。
wangweijiuzheiyangluodaoleyinzishoushenshang。
sheidoumeixiangdaodeshi，yinzishoujingranjuexinglexianzuxuemai，chengweimingfuqishiderenhuang。
yinweihuangshanheyangwandoushixiandiqinding、youyouqiangdadejiashibeijing，ziranbimihuanzheigepanchenzhinvweifenyaogao。
duici，mihuanbiaoshiwusuowei。
taxinlizhibayinzishoudangchengdalaoban，huozheshuoshiyitiaozeichuan。
wusuoweiai，ziranjiuwusuoweimingfengaodi，gengwusuoweichengweitayutanglideyu。
mihuanjuede，yinzishoubizijiqiangda，youquankaihougong，wangluoshijianmeinvlaisihouziji。
yaoshizijinatianshilichaoguotale，yekeyiguangkaihougong，chengweihaiwang。
buguozheiyezhishixiangxiangeryi。
pinwuli，tatianshengshenli，mihuanlianyibeiziyedabuguota。
pinshufa，taderenhuangxuezhuankegelushenxian，shuobudingyebaokuozijizheigeguhunyegui。
suoyimihuanjiubuzhengzhale，anxinjixuzuoniuma，weirenhuanglaobandagong。
她的座右铭是：
woshiyikuaizhuan，laobanheshixuyaoheshiban。
yilianhaojiri，tadoubeirenhuanglaobanbanqupeichi。
yinweiyinzishouyaojisesanniandeshiqing，mihuanpeidehaowuyali。