第1章
“zhuyeqing，woxuedeshizhengjingyishu，bufuzeneigesha，nizenmejiushibuxinni！”
“linyisheng，ninjiubangrenjiazheiyiciba。”
wolongshanyixiangcunyiguan，yimingmeitaiyaoraodenvbingrenxiusekaikou，“bierenqianlaiqiuyi，ninjiujihaohaoyizhi,zenmedaowojiubuxingni？”
linxiaoxiuqidemeitouweicu：“wentishinimeibinga！”
sannianqian，bianyilaodiemingtawaichuchuangdang，tuzhongyizhilexuduobingren，jieguokehao，qizhongyidabufennvbingrenjiugenzhelemoyiyang,dengtahuilaijichengzheijiaxiangcunyiguan，quandoucongshijiegedifeilai，paizheduiderangtakanbing。
dangran，dougenzhuyeqingyiyang，shuyumeibingzhaobing。
shenmexiangsiji，danshenku，zhurucilei。
“sheishuorenjiameibingle，biedejiemeidoushuoninxihuanxiongqianyouliaode,renjiazhangdezheimeping，neijiushiyoubing，youbingjiuyinggaizhi，duibudui？”
“sheitemezaowodeyao？”
linxiaolianseshunjianheichenxialai，erhoukanzhezheiweiqianshijiejishashou,xianggeshouqidexiaoxifubanyanbabawangzheziji，youshushiganjuewunai，zhihaoquandao，“nizheixiaoshixiaoledian，danshitiexina，zhendebuyongzainulile。”
“是吗？”
zhuyeqingyixiazhuanyouweixi，huranchenlinxiaobubei，yigemaopushangqu，zailinxiaolianshangtanlandikenleqilai，“linyisheng，jiranninjuederenjiabucuo，gancuijiushoulerenjiaba......”
“shounimeia，naliangkuainadaizhequ，biedanwuwokanbing！”
linxiaorenbuzhutuikaizheizhiyaojing，tajieshouxiangcunyiguan，shiyaojicunminmenjiusifushangde，nayougongfuhaozaizhuyeqingdeshenshang。
suiranzhuyeqingyebucuo，danbianyilaodiebayiguanjiaojizijishi，zaozaojiujiaodaiguole，shuotayijingweizijianpaileyimenhunshi，xinniangzhengshizijixiaoshihouyiyanjiuxiangzhongdeqingxuemeimei。
xiangqijiyizhongneizhangqingguoqingchengdelian，linxiaojiurenbuzhuxintiaojiasu。
“ninzuishangshuobushou，keninliandouhongle，haibushixihuanwoa？”
“你想多了。”
linxiaoyipenlengshuijiaoshangqu，bunaidebaizheshou，“gungungun，chuqudeshihoubangwoshaojuhua，ruguoshilaibiaobaide，jiurangtamennalaidehuinaqu！”
dilaiyimeiyouyuandeyanshen，zhuyeqingyezhinengxingxinglikai，erdangtalaidaoyuanziyihou，herankanjiansansigemeinvzaiwaihouzhen。
“qingjie，beilinyishengganchulaileba？”
“tingshuotadeweihunqishigegaolengzongcai，nizheiyiguade，takendingbuxihuana。”
“haishirangxiaomeilaiba，xiaomeigangnaleaosikayinghou，gaolengzongcaifanhaibushishoudaoqinlai。”
fangfotamenbushiguolaikanbing，ershiguolaizhaolinxiaoxiangqinde。
还是排队相亲。
zhuyeqinglenglengzhushiguoqu，youqiduizheneigesuoweideaosikayinghoubichuzhongzhi，zheicailianlianbushedelikaiyiguan。
qingxindeshanfengpumianerlai，zhuyeqingyanzhongquetengqiyimoshayi。
yingmian，yimingshenzherongzhuangdenianqingnvren，shentibizhi，ruyibingshenjianbanxubuzoulai。
longqianjiao，didoulongjiadeerxiaojie，huaguoweiyidenvzhanshen！
buguo，longqianjiaobingbushichongzhuyeqinglaide，liangrencajianerguo，sihufengzhongdouyoulinglidehuohuabengshe。
shenpangdexiashuxiaoshengwendao：“jiangjun，gangcaineiweishi......”
“zhuyeqing，shijieshaxingbangbangsantanhua，jushuotashizhengduobangyidezuiyoulirenxuan，danbuzhiweishenme，huranjiudanchushashoujiele，meixiangdaohuizaizheilipengshang。”
“tingshuotabeiyimingyishengmideshenhundiandao，nandaojiushizanmenyaozhaodezheigelinyisheng？”
“zenmekeneng，yigexiangcuntulangzhongeryi，dingtianlenengyouduodadechuxi，zhuyeqingzheizhongjiaosehuikanshangtama，zhenbuzhidaofangshushizenmexiangde，jingranyaobaqingxuejiajizheizhongren。”
maiyuanjian，longqianjiaoyuneixiemeinvcajianerguo，jingzhizoujinyiguan。
meinvmenmiandaibufen，quebeilongqianjiaodezhushouqiangshilanzhu。
cike，linxiaozhengzuozaizuoweishang，pengzheyizhanghaitongdezhaopianweixiaoxinshang，longqianjiaopiequyiyan，likejiurenchuneishiguimifangqingxuedetongnianzhao。
anshuotanengbawawaqindezhaopianfangzaishenbian，suandeshangfeichangzhuanqingle，kezhuyeqingzaitalianshangliuxiajimeixingmudekouhongyin，rangtadexingxiangchedibengta。
“你是？”
linxiaogangwenchukou，jiubeilongqianjiaoyishengdaduan。
“benlaihaixiangzhaoguyixianidemianzi，danxianzaikanlai，yejiumeiyouzheigebiyaole。”
“yibiangenbierenninongwonong，yibiannazhezhaopianzhuangshenqing，zaiwokanlai，nilianbuduiliyangdezhongzhudouburu！”
“ruguonihaiyoujifenzizhizhiming，jiugaimingbai，tiangouherenshiyouwuzhongchabiede，huoxunibuchengren，danshishijiushiruci！”
“huabuhaoting，danduinizhongshengshouyi，zhiyunilinjiadedongxi，wodaitijiemeiyuanfengguihai，haoziweizhi！”
hualuo，longqianjiaoshuaichuyigemuhe，xiaosazhuanshen，sihaobujilinxiaoyigejieshidejihui。
weiedekanzhelongqianjiaolikai，linxiaonannankaikou。
“zheirenhejiajiuleba？”
momingqimiaopaolaijianyujizijiyidunxun，yiweijiankangliangkejinxing，jiushiduodaderenwule？
erdangtadakaineigemuhe，muguangshuranbengzhi。
limiantangzhebankuaiyupai，yingruntitou，meibukepan。
dangchubianyilaodiejianglinjiadechuanshiyupaiyifenweier，yikuaizaitashenshang，erlingyikuaijiaodaoleyunchengfangjia，yejiushiqingxuemeimeisuozaidejiazu，zuoweiliangrendedinghunxinwu。
rujin，zenmejineinvjiangjuntuihuilaile？
zhengyihuojian，shoujihuranxiangqi。
“linxianzhi，niyinggaijiandaoqianjiaoleba，shizaishibuhaoyisi，bengaiyouwolaiqinzijieni，keqianjiaoshuotazhenghaoshunlu，feiyaoyinglezheifuchashi，zheiyangba，dengnidaoleyuncheng，zanmenyeliangzaihaohaoxujiu。”
“是方叔叔啊。”
linxiaoshunjianmingbaileyiqie，bawanzheshouzhongyupai，weixiaodao，“nishiwodezhangbei，zenmenengrangnilaiwolongshanzheizhongxiangyedifang。”
“xianzhijiushizhidaoxintengren，neiwojiuzaiyunchengdengzhenile。”
guadiaodianhua，linxiaobaqianlaiqiuyidemeinvmenqiansan，youzaiyaokulisuishounaleliangzhuyeshancan，suijizuoshangjinchengdedabache，zhetengleliangxiaoshi，caigandaoweiyidejichang。
yijiabiaoyoufangjiaziyangdehaohuakejitingzaibuyuan，linxiaoyibiandengjiyibianziyu：“zheifangshuhaitingkeqi，zhijiepailesirenfeijiguolaijiewo。”
jinrujicang，suoweishunludelongqianjiao，guoranyezai。
“真是阴魂不散！”
longqianjiaodaimeizhoujin，chenshengdao，“huashuodehenmingbaile，nipianyaogenguolaiziquqirushima！”
“nijingqijiangdao，qixuebushun，wokeyilijie。”
dandanhuiyingyiju，linxiaozailandelita，zhijiezuodaolebuyuandezuoweishang。
longqianjiaoweizhengzhihou，liansexunsutengqiyiduonuyun。
zijirongmazongheng，buzhiduoshaoqiangdidousizaitadeshouzhong，yanqianzheige**，jingranganyuyandiaoxi？！
erqie，tashitianqiancailaiguoyima，zheimeduandeshijian，zenmekenengzailaiyici！
“chengwuyuanxiaojie，mafanjitayipianyimajin，yeyongdapailiangdeneizhong！”