xuwukuxixizheyizhanglian，dazheshangliangwendao：“wanzhanglao，nikanzheizuotiandewonengfenqibuma？”
wanzhanglaoyansuzheyizhanglian，zaixuwuqidaidemuguangzhongtuchulianggezi，“buxing！”
shuohuajiandegongfu，shouzhongdemujiantuoshouerchu，duizheshenhougangxiangyaotoulandedizitoushangjiushipapaliangxia。
suoyoudizidunshidoulaoshile。
许雾：“……”
buxingjiubuxingba，bujiushiliangqianqibaiwushiqixiama。
她挥！
……
luorixixie，wanxiaweixun。
diliangqianwubaiwushiqixia。
xuwushouyisong，shouzhongdemujianyingshengdiaoluozailedishang，zhenggeshoubeidouzaizhandouzhe。
wanzhanglaodiandiantou，haimeilaidejishuoshenme，guqianchebuzhidaoshenmedifangchonglechulai，zhijiejiujiangrenjilazoule。
zhiliuxiayiju：“wanzhanglao，xiaoshimeiwojiuxiandaizoule。”
xuwushengwukeliandebeiguqianchelazhe。
“xiaoshimei，daqijingshenlai！”guqianchejiangshoufangzaixuwudejianbangshangbutingdeqianhouyaohuang。
xuwubaiyanyifan，“sishixiong，bie……biehuangle，zaihuangrenjiumeile。”
guqiancheyiting，shouyisong。
xuwuzongsuanshisongleyikouqi，zhenggerenwujingdacaidewendao：“sishixiong，nibawolaguolaiganshenme？”
“niwangle？”guqianchesihuhenzhenjingxuwudejiyilijuranzheimebuhao，“womenzuotianshuohaode，jintianwanshangshixiongdainichikaoji。”
shuodaozheige，xuwuzongsuanshilaileyidianjingshen。
huanshisizhou，qiguaidewendao：“sishixiong，chijinidaiwolailingzhiyuanganshenme？”
guqianchenachuzaojiuzhunbeihaodelingzhiheyinxingsheng，jianglingzhixizaiyinxingshengdeyiduan，ranhoujianglingzhipaolechuqu，shuodao：“ziranshilaizheilizhuaji。”
xuwuchenmolepianke，wendao：“yonglingzhidiaoji？”
真是第一次见。
guqianchezixinmanmandeshuodao：“ziran，xiaoshimeinijiudunzaishixiongshenhou，dengzheshixiongjinidiaojichi。”
xuwuxiangtayigewailaide，bendirenzheiyangzuokendingyoubendirendedaoli。
taanjingdedunzaileguqianchedeshenhou，guolehaoyihui，jimeiyoudiaodao，wenzidaoshipaisilebushao。
“啪！”
youyizhiwenzisizailexuwudetiezhangzhixia。
“xu——”guqiancheshiyixuwuxiaosheng，zhixiangyigefangxiangrangxuwukan。
此时天已经蒙蒙黑。
xuwushunzheguqianchezhidefangxiangkanleguoqu，jiukandaoyituanwuyanliusedeqiuzaiwangzheibianyidongzhe。
dengdaoneidongxizoujinle，caikanqingchuneishiyizhipangchengqiudewucailingji。
wucailingjizhisuoyijiaowucailingji，jiushiyinweitashenshangyouzhewuzhongyansedeyumao。
zheizhongyumaosecaiyanli，zaiyangguangxiahaihuisanfachuwucaideguang，beizuochenggezhonggeyangdezhuangshipin，feichangdeshouhuanying。
liangrenpingqiningshen，dingzheneizhiwucailingjiduobudaoguqiancherengchuqudelingzhiqian，ditoujiuyaoquzhuolingzhi。
guqiancheqingqingchedongshouzhongdeyinxingsheng，lingzhidunshiwangqianyidongleyidiandianjuli。
wucailingjixiaoxiaodeyanjingzhongluchuledadadeyihuo，sihubumingbailingzhiweishenmebianyuanle。
bumingbaiguibumingbai，danwucailingjihaishixiangqianyidongleyixiaobu，zaiyicidixialetouquzhuolingzhi。
guqianchezaiyicidongledongshouzhongdeyinxingsheng。
lingzhizaiyicijizuitaosheng。
wucailingjiyouxiangqianyibu，guqiancheyouchedongleyinxingsheng。
jiuzheiyangtataotazhui，wucailingjizhongyunule！
zhankaichibang，puchizheshuangchi，duizhelingzhiyidunmengzhuo。
guqiancheshuangshoufeikuaidewanghuicheyinxingsheng，duizhekuaidaomianqiandewucailingjiyigefeipu。
成功抓住了鸡脖子。
wucailingjidajingshise，gengzhebozixiangyaojiao，queyishengyejiaobuchulai。
画面一度极其搞笑。
xuwuzhanleqilai，duizheguqiancheshuqiledamuzhi，“sishixiong，nijiushitianxuanzhuajiren！”
guqianchemeizizidejieshoulezheigechenghao，jianglingzhiheyinxingshengwangchuwukongjianneiyireng，tongyangduixuwushuqiledamuzhi，“xiaoshimei，niyebucuo，tianxuanpaiwenshou。”
许雾：“……”
嘻嘻，不嘻嘻。
guqiancheshuliandejiangwucailingjitunmaokaidu，xuwuyemeixianzhe，jianlebushaoganshuzhiduizaiyiqi。
cishitianseyian，huoyidian，zhouweidunshijiuliangleqilai。
guqiancheshigehualao，meirendeshihouduizhefuguangdounenglaoshangbantian，zhidaofuguangbunaifanlecaiyiyouweijindetingxialai。
cishiduizhexuwu，ziranbuhuiananjingjingdekaoji。
“xiaoshimeiwohenijiang，zheiwucailingjikeshicongxiaochilingzhizhangdade，yigegebiaofeitizhongde。”
xuwukanzhekaodezilazilazhimaoyoudewucailingji，zantongdedianlediantou。
zheihezhishibiaofeitizhong，zheiyaoshibushuo，tadouyiweishiheyouzhangdade。
“yaowoshuoya，lunyangji，haideshierzhanglao。”
“ng？”taganggangtingdaoleshenme？
xuwuzhizhehuoguangzhongdewucailingji，bukezhixindeshuodao：“nishuozheijishierzhanglaoyangde？”
‘yang’zibeiyaodezhongzhongde。
guqianchediantou，“shiya。”
许雾：“……”
tingzheyuqihaitinglizhiqizhuangde。
tayiweizheijishizongmenhoushansanyang，wanshangzijipaoqulingzhiyuantoulingzhichide。
houshanbujinsanyangleji，haisanyanglexuduoqitalingshou。
zhiyuwanjianzongweishenmeyaosanyanglingshou，haishineigeyuanyin，wanjianzongqiongya！
xiangchidianroudoudezijiyang。
buguozheishiyejiuwanjianzongzijiarenzhidaozijiashi。
bijingduiwai，wanjianzonghaishiyaoliande。
houshansanyangdelingshou，tamenchiyigebusuanshenme，sheiyebuhuiyinweizheijianshiheqinchuandizijijiao。
danerzhanglaoqinziyangde，neijiubuyiyangle。
xuwushuangshoubaoquan，“daraole！”
shuowan，qishenjiuyaolikai。
guqianchelazhuxuwu，shuodao：“bushixiaoshimei，nijibuchile？”
xuwujiaxiao，“sishixiong，wochangweibuhao，zheijichile，wopazijixiaohuabuliang。”
guqiancheyanshenzhenchengdeduizhexuwubaozhengdao：“xiaoshimeinishibushipabeierzhanglaofaxian，nifangxin，jiusuanerzhanglaofaxianle，woyeyilichengdan。”
xuwuhuyidekanzheguqianche，tazenmejiuneimebuxinni？
meiguanxuwuxinbuxin，guqianchezhijiechexia……yigechijian，saidaolexuwudeshouzhong。
suihoujiukaiqilechibomoshi。
xuwu：kee，zheishizaiyouhuotafanzuiya！
huoxutayinggaixiangxinsishixiong。
jizijizhaohaoliyouhou，zhongjiuhaishiduichijianxiashoule。
erzhanglaoyangdewucailingjiziranbuhuishiputongdewucailingji，shentineidelingqihanlianghengao。
xuwuganggangyinqiruti，yigechijianjiuyijingshijixianle。
chiduolelingqixiaohuabule，shizhendehuibaotierwang。
zhiyushengxiade，ziranquanbujinleguqiancheduzilimian。
liangrenyifanhuishimiejihou，jiuruowuqishidelikaileanfaxianchang。