jiayixianshigulegu**delianjia，ranhouchongzhanzaidatingdenanrenjiaoxiadixiaolexiao，jiaoqiaopiaoliang。
qinyanqingjileloushangneigediaopidexiaoguiyigeyiweishenzhangdeyanshenyihou，wanyaojianqiluozaizijijiaobiandemeigui，nazaishouli，dingdingdiqiaolejiyanyihourengjileshenhoudeqiyan。
qiyanhunshenyijiang，zheimeiguijiuxiangtangshoushanyuyiyang，tarengyebushi，burengyebushi，sicunlepianke，haishijuedenazheba，tahaishidiyicijianlaobanwanyaoqujianbierenrengxiadedongxi。
jiayipazailanganshang，chengzhenaodaidaliangzhezhanzaishuijingdiaodengxiadeqinyanqing。
nanrendeyantonghenshen，xiangshenbujiandidehantan，bilianggaoting，xiahexianganjingliluo，fuselengbai，shenzitingba，xizhuangwaitaobaoguozhejuejiadeshencai，zuoshouwangushangkouzheyimeilengyinsedewanbiao。
qizhirutongxuehousongzhuyibanqinglie，touchuyigunanyijiejindeshuligan，danshizhanzaineilijiushifennaren。
zheishitajianguochulezijibabayiwaizuihaokandenanren。
tayebuzaiyinanrensangyinzhongdandandebunaifan，linzhequnbaiyiliuyandixialoupaodaotashenbian，oubaidegebobeizaishenhou，yangzheneizhangjingzhidexiaolian，yanjingliyimanlexiaoyi，wanchengpiaoliangdeyueya，tajiaojianyidianyidian，waizhetoujiaoqiaodiwendao：
“yanqinggegeshilaijiewodema？”
nieyiyitingdaoneijugege，yanpiyitiao，zhengzhunbeikaikoujiuzhengshi，chajuedaoleqiyanchongzijiyaotou，shiyitabuyaoduozui。
gangchengjinritaiyangdula，gongxingtiaogaodeluodichuangwaiweiraodecantiangushuyedangbuzhuciyandeyangguang，touguoshuyedefengxichuanguoboliyihouguangbeixueruo，rouroudiluozaijiayideshenshang，xiangshitianrandejuguangdeng。
shaonvbazhangdadexiaolian，yingchunqiongbi，pifuxirunruyu，zaiguangxiafanzheyingrundebaiguang，wuheidetoufajuanchengguaiqiaodebolang，shishaojiandenongyan。
sishinianjixiao，haidaizheyingerfei，kanqilairoududude，tianzhenlanman，shengshengchongdanlejifenshangyangdeyanweidailaidemeiqi。
qinyanqingchunjiaoqiangou，taiqigujiefenmingdedazhang，yongganjingxiuzhangdeshouzhinieleyixianvhaidelianjia，dandandishuodao：
“chabeilexiaogui，hanwoshushu。”
第2章麻烦精
“a.....”，jiayiaonaodiroulerouzijidetoufa，zhuangsikunaodishuodao：“duibuqi，wojicuole。”
qinyanqingbuxiangheyanqiandexiaojiahuowanzheixiewanwanraorao，tadeshijianhenbaogui。
jiayikandaonanrentaiqijingshoudeshouwan，kanleyiyandidiaoshehuadewanbiao，erhoudandanditixingta：
“haiyou28fenzhongchufa。”
jiayichuixianaodai，yongjiaojiantiletinanrendepixie，qitusajiao，jianduifangmeiyoufanying，jiezhedadanshenchuxianxideshouzhizhuazhenanrendedaizhezuanshixiukoudexiukou，erhouqingqingdihuanglejixia，sajiaodeyiweishifenmingxian。
qinyanqingjianshiguozheigexiaojiahuoyouduonangao，haobuliuqingdinakaixiuzishangdeshou，pibeidinieleniegaotingdebiliang，kaikoudeshengyinmingxianranshanglejifenbuyue：
“stella，27fen。”
jiayirengranchuizhexiaonaodaizhanzaiyuandibudong，yongchenmolaiduikang。
qinyanqingyandifanyongzhenuqi，zhengzhunbeifazuo，xunchimianqianzheigetuotuolaladexiaojiahuoshi，tingdaoleyishenghenqingdexibitideshengyin，xiangshibeiqifudeyouzaiyibanwuyan。
qiyanhenieyiyiganjuedaozijidezhoushenturanbeiyigulengqibaowei，biantishenghan。
nieyiyihaipajiayibeiqifu，qituqulajiayidegeboshi，beiqiyanyongyanshenzhizhi，duifangpinmingdichongtayaotou，ranhouzhilezhipianting。
nieyiyitanlekouqi，qiaoqiaodiheqiyanyiqilikai，shenxiandajia，tamenzheixiexiaoguigaituirangjiutuirang。
nvhaibushuohua，fendududechunweizhan，congtazheigejiaodu，nengkandaonvhaiyanlideshuiguangkuaiyaoyichushibeitasisidibiehuiqudemoyang，jiuzhequnbaidexiaoshouzuanchengquan，yinweiyongli，gujiefanbai。
qinyanqingmodixiangqilequniancanjiazheigexiaoguideshengriyankandaodeyimu。
xiaoguniangtanzui，zaiyanhuishangheleyizhishizhediguolaidexiangbin，beifuqinzhuabaohoulindaoshufanglixunchi，shufangmenxuyanzhe。
tabenlaishiyaozhaomingsiyishi，zoudaoshufangmenkoushi，yidaoxisuidekushengxianchuanjinleerduoli，taqiaomendedongzuotingzailekongzhong，zhanzaineilitouguomenfeng，kandaochuanzhexiaolifudenvhaijianbangyisongyisongde，shizaiku。
“babagaosuniduoshaocile，buxuzaiyanhuishangchirenhedongxi，napashizijijialijubandeyanhui，weishenmebuting？”
nanrendesangyinyanlizhongdaizheyimoguanqie，xiaoguniangzhidaozijizuocuoleshi，dizhetouwucuodizhanzaineili，xiaoshoubuandijiuzhelifushangdehudiejie。
tadangshibuzhizenme，jingranzhijietuimenerru，dangzaixiaoguniangmianqian，xiaozhedayuanchang：
“xinglexingle，tacaiduoda，youshenmenimanmanjiaojiuxingle，dafaleitingshizuoshenme？yibeixiangbineryi，fangxin，jinwanwoderendouzaizhouweidingzheni，buhuiyoushenmewenti。”
ranhouzhuanshenduixiaoguniangwenshengshuodao：“quwanba，danzhixuzheiyici。”
ranhouxiaoguniangxiangzhichulongdexiaoniaoyiyang，linzhequnbaihuankuaidipaolechuqu，paodaomenkoushihaibuwanghuitouchongtamenlianggezuolegeguilian，haiziqidedongzuoredetamenlianggedixiao。
neitianwanshang，tabuqiaomenjiujinlebierendeshufang，bingqiechashoubierenjiadejiawushi，shilelimaogengshilefengdu。
houlaitayeyouguoaohui，fansizijiweishenmeyaoneimezuo，xianglebantian，dagaishixiaoguniangmouziliangjingjingdishuozuixihuantasongdeliwushi，lianshangdexiaorongguoyumingmei，yehuoxushitaneiwanhedeyoudianduo，hunletou。
taheleheyan，bingqunaohaizhongbugaichuxiandehuiyi，zaizhengyanshi，youhuifuleneifuqinglengzichideyangzi，shensewubodidingzheneishuangtonghongdeyanjing，bochunqingqi，huanhuantuchuyijuhua：
“23分。”
shengyinsanman，queyoutouzheyigucichendeweisheli，daizheburongjujuedeyapogan。
“shushu，wokeyizaizhuyiwanma？”，jiayizheicimeizaiquchenanrendexiukou，ershidadandilazhetadeshou，manmanhuang，zainanrenshengqizhiqianyoukuaisusongkai，zaitayanqianshenchuyigenshouzhi，kelianbabadishuodao：
“jiuyiwan，dangzuonijinniansongwodeshengriliwuhaobuhao？”
生日礼物？
qinyanqinglianseshaohuan，yanlianweidi，shixianluozainvhaidetianejingshang。
xuehongsedebaoshichendetajifusixue，tazaipaimaihuihuamingceshangkandaozheitiaoxianglianshi，jiujuedetahegaishuyumingmeijiaoyanderen，biruyanqianzheigexiaojiahuo。
yushitalikedadianhuaweituo，bujichengbenpaixia，dangzuoshengriliwusongjileta。
jiannanrenshenseshaoweiyouyixiesongdong，jiayidunshimeikaiyanxiao，shenchushuangbeibaozhuqinyanqing，nanrenganjingdeqixidunshiyingraozaibijian，henqiandeyongbao，yimiaozhongbiansongkai，liantuikaideshijiandoubujiduifang。
jiayilinzhequnbaiyibengyitiaoshanglou，zaiguaijiaochuhuitou，cuishengshengdishuodao：
“谢谢叔叔！”
zhangxindewenruan，huailixiangnuan，shaozongjishidewencunrangqinyanqingrutongqiannianhanbingbandexindiliekaileyitiaofeng，suanle，yigexiaohai，hetajijiaoshenme，meibiyaonaguanlixiashudeneitaolaiyaoqiuta。
lingyipangdehuiketingli，qiyanhenieyiyicouzaiyiqi，rehuochaotiandifenxizhelengmianyanwanghejiaoqixiaogongzhucoudaoyihouhuishigeshenmechangmian。
“wojuedekudeyidingshijiayixiaojie，wogenzheqinlaobanzheimeduonianle，yesuanshimotouletadeyidianpiqi，tazuibudaijianneizhongjiaodididexiaoguniang，tajuedemafan。”
nieyiyitinglezheihuajiuyoudianbugaoxingle，lenghengleyisheng，huanzheshuangbei，yinyangguaiqidishuodao：
“nifangxin，womenjiayiyongbuzhenimenqinlaobandaijian，daijiantaderenduolequle，lingwai，wokegaosuni，womenjiayikebushijiaodididexiaoguniang！”
qiyanjianduifangwuhuilezijideyisi，lianmangbujiu：
“bushibushi，womeiyoushuojiayixiaojiebuhaodeyisi，wodeyisishihaipajiayixiaojiezailaobanneilishouqi。”
zheishiqiyandexinlihua，tagenzaiqinyanqingshenbian，meiyouyitianbushouqide，jiugangganglaobandaojishideyangzi，hexunchitamenshihouyimoyiyang，tamentingleyihoudouxinjingdanzhande，gengbietijiayixiaojiezheigeqianjiaowanchongdedaxiaojiele！
nieyiyibailetayiyan，“zheihaibuchabuduo！”
danzhuannianyouyixiang，tanlekouqi：
“nishuowomenjiaxianshengbuzai，bajiayituofujiqinxianshengzhaogu，womenjiayiyaoshishouleweiqu，liangeweitachengyaoderendoumeiyou！”
jingshishiqinyanqingdetianxia，daoleneili，jiayihaibuderenneigelengmianyanwangnieyuancuobian，nieyiyiyuexiangyuechou。
“qishiyebujiande。”，qiyankanzheshoulideneizhifenmeigui，juedelaobanduijiayixiaojiedaoshiyouxieteshu，dantayoushuobushanglaineizhongyinmigan。