dianjilaideturan，sangyunzhixinzhongmeiyoufangbei，caishiletai。
haozai，laidekuaiqudeyekuai，dianjidemabiganxiaoshihoubianhuifuyuanyang，yemeiyoushoushang。
sangyunzhitulekoubucunzaideheiqi，jiannandicongdishangpaqilai，duishanglezhongrenjingyidemouzi，weiweiyouxieganga。
tahahashanxiaoyisheng，baibaishousuiyihuchegeliyoudao：
“meishimeishi，wanyaokuliuxiadexiaomaobingle，shibushichouchuyixia，nijixushuojixushuo，buyongguanwo。”
haoganga，sangyunzhiyouxiejiaozhikoudi。
zheigegaisidexitong，choushenmefeng？loudianle？
xiangzhe，sangyunzhihaiwuzhexinkou，shikejingtizheigeniantouxiangqihou，xitonghaihuibuhuiyoudiantayixia。
haozai，meiyou，neikenengshiganggangzhendechoufengle。
【xitongnijiwochulai！！gangcaizenmehuishi？？】
……
【系统！？】
【统子？】
【hei~siri~】
buguansangyunzhizenmezaineixinhuhuanxitong，xitongdoubuweisuodong，anjingdexiangsileyiyang。
sangyunzhideyiqiangnuqixiangshidazaimianhuashang，wuchufaxie。
sangyunzhimangzhehexitongjiuchan，danzheiyimuluodaowairenyanlikebianleweidao。
zhongrenshensefuzadikanxiangzuizhongjiandesangyunzhi。
taliansecangbai，kuandadeyibaizhaozaixiaoshoudeshenxingshang。
mingmeidedaxingyanxiangqianzaibazhangdadelianshang，yinweiliancemeiyouzhuirou，xiandeyouxietuwu。
shouwuzhexiongkouhaoxianghentongkudeyangzi。
quesuiyidixiaozhe，gaosutamenzheishixiaomaobing。
bunanxiangxiang，zheixieniansangyunzhizaiwanyaokuliguodedoushishenmerizi。
dadianlixianruduanzandechenmo。
jimiaohou，diantangzuishangfangdesangshucaifanyingguolailengxiaoyisheng：
“biezhuangle，nicongwanyaokuhuilai，yijingjinijianchaleshenti，bingmeiyoushenmedaai。”
sangyunzhijiaolebantianxitongdoumeiyouchulai，zhinengshanshandishouhuisixu。
tingdaosangshudehua，sangyunzhizainaohailisousuoleyixiayuanzhudejiyi。
haoxiangshiyouzheimehuishi，buguozhishiyaoshisuiyijitatanchaleyixia，quanchengbudaoyikezhong，yizhiyusangyunzhiduizheijianshidoumeiyoutaidadeyinxiang。
huizonghou，quanzongshangxiadoubeishenliligonglve，pobujidaidigensangyunzhihuafenjuli，pashenlilishangxin。
yaoshiyebuliwai，zhiquebaotadeshangbuweijishengmingjiuxing。
“e，nishuowodeshanga，neiqueshi，hainenghuo，meiyouzhimingshangjiushimeishi。”
sangyunzhishayouqishididiandiantou。
zheifuyinyangguaiqidetaiduqueshunjianjinulesangshu。
“hunao！sangyunzhinijianzhiyuefawufawutianle！zheijiushinigenzhangbeishuohuadetaidu？！”
“buzhidaoa，bijingzaineipodifangsannian，jinmaishousunxiuweituibubushuo，yiqianxuedezhishidouwangle，nizheimeyishuoqueshi，woshitingmeiyoujiajiaode，huilaihouyemeirenjiaowoa。”
sangyunzhiyilianwugudikanzhediantangshangdesangshuhezongzhufurenxuluoyan。
tabaozhegebo，weitaixiabayugaochudesangshuduishi，moudimanshilengmo。
tabushiyuanzhu，buhuiyinweisangshudepianxinyuzemaertongxinjishou。
“你！”
sangshutingdaozheihua，liansenankandeyaoming。
没家教？
zheibubianxiangzaimatahexuluoyanma！？
zongzhufurenxuluoyanjimangshangqiananfuzhusangshu，yilianbeitongdikanxiangsangyunzhi。
“yunzhi，nixianzaizenmebianchengzheiyangle？”
zhouweideshixiongyehuiguoshen，manlianxianqiyanedikanxiangsangyunzhi。
“xiaolixinsidanchun，yixinxianghenidahaoguanxi，niquechuchutiaoxinburongta，zheicijuranxiaduhaixiangyaotadexingming！nijiumeiyousihaohuiguozhixinma？？”
sanshixionglenglidemouzisaoguosangyunzhi，jieguodashixiongdehuadao：
“yunzhi，xiaolibingmeiyouguainideyisi，zhixiwangninengbangtazhaodaolingxincao，jieleshenshangdedu。”
“buyonggentafeineimeduohua！”ershixiongzuiweiyifentianying，“dushinixiade，sangyunzhiwogaosuni！buyongzaizheilizhuangshennonggui，zheiwanyaoku，nibuquyedequ！”
sangyunzhiyoushixinkouyitong，bushitadeqingxu，shizheijushentibennengdefanying。
她环视一周。
ruodadediantangshang，shifuyangtazhangdadeqinshengfumu，shihetachaoxixiangbanyiqichengzhangdeqigeshixiong。
kecishi，diantangli，ciqibifudequanshichizetongmatadeshengyin。
多颠啊，这小说！
sangyunzhiyaxiaxinkoudejidong，gangxiangkaikou。
dadianwaiquechuanlaiyishengxuruodeshengyin。
“keke……fuqinmuqin……”
shenlilibeishicongchanfuzhezouleguolai。
“xiaoli？nizenmelaile？”
jigeshixiongjianzhuang，likeshangqianfuzhuleshenlili，zhongxingpengyuedibatafuleguolai。
“nizhongduleshentixu，buyizoudong，zenmelaizheilaile？”
ershixiongmanmudoushidanyou。
shenliliqingqingyaoleyaotou，roushengkaikou：“buyaojinde，ershixiong。”
suijijiandingdikanxiangdiantangshangdesangshuhexuluoyan。
“fuqinmuqin，wobuyaojinde，wanyaokutaiweixianle，buyinggairangjiejiequshexian，woyuanyiqinziquwanyaokucaizhailingxincao。”
“keke”shenlilishuowanhaijiazhuangqiadaohaochudeyanshizijideqingkezhisheng。
“hunao！nikuaihuiquhaohaoxiezhe，nihaiyouduzaishen，zenmenengrucizheteng。”
shuozhe，sangshuhentiebuchenggangdikanxiangsangyunzhi，“kankanxiaoli，zaikankanni，jianzhitairangwoshiwangle！”
sangyunzhiwusuoweidisonglesongjian。
“jirantayaoqu，neijiumeiwoshenmeshile，woxianzouleha。”
shuozhe，sangyunzhibuyuyuzheixierenjiuchan，taijiaojiuchaozhewaimianzouqu。
taxianghaole，dengchuquhou，jiuliuxiashan，yuanlizheiqunnaozibutaizhengchangderen。
zhiyuxitongderenwu，tawusuowei，huidaoxiandaiquyeshigewuqinwugudeniuma，meishenmehaoliuliande，haiburuzaizheixiuxianjiedanggexiaoyaosanxiu，tiyanyixiabutongdeshenghuo。
“放肆！”
sangyunzhijintianfanchangdetaidu，jieerliansandibubasangshufangzaiyanli，chedijinulesangshu。
“nijiwozhanzhu，lingxincaonidaodiquhaishibuqu！？”
“不取！”
guantashenmexitongderenwu，tayoubuxianghuidaoxiandai，caibudangneidayuanzhong！
话音落下。
liangdaoshengyintongshizaisangyunzhierbianzhakai。
【jinggaojinggao！qingsuzhuwanchengrenwu，xiufujuqing，fouzejiangshoudaochengfa！】
“不知悔改！！”
sangshulinglidezhangfengjiazazhenuyichaozhesangyunzhidefangxiangpaiguolai。
sangyunzhixinxiayijing，xiangduo，quehaibuhuishuliandeshiyonglingli，bujinmeiduokai，fanerzhizhidichongzhezhangfengdedifangyingleguoqu。
“嘭！”
sangyunzhizhenggerenxiangduanlexiandefengzheng，zaikongzhonghuaguoyidaopaowuxian，zazailedishang。
“云止！！”
zongzhufurenxuluoyanjianjiaoyisheng，shunjianlaidaolesangyunzhishenbian，kuzhebaoqilesangyunzhi。