第3章
guantashenmefeicaibufeicai！
guantashenmeyinmoubuyinmou！
baochibaozhuhaiyoushenxianyanzhishizun，zheipotiandefugui......abu，shixianyuan，zhongyulundaowole！
ta“putong”yisheng，haobuyouyudiguidaozaidi，shengyinyinweijidongerbagaolehaojidu，qingcuixiangliangdixiangchezheipianjingmidekongjian：
“diziyuqiancheng！baijianshizun！！！”
zheiyibai，baideneijiaoyigegancuililuo，zhidiyousheng，fangfoshengpaguimanyimiao，zheiweishuaidecanjuerenhuandeshizunjiuhuifanhui。
liuyunzunzhekanzheguizaidishang，xiaonaodaidianderutongxiaojizhuomibandeshaonv，neishuangyingzhexinghedemouzili，sihulveguoyisinanyizhuomodedandanxiaoyi。
yuqianchengdexiaoxinzangyinweijudadejingxihe“shenxianyanzhichongji”erpengpengkuangtiao，jihuyaocongsangziyanlibengchulai。
tabaochizheguibaidezishi，etoudizhewenrunweiliangdeshibandimian，naoziliyipianhunluandeyanhua：
【wobaishile！wozhendebaishile！】
【包吃包住稳了！】
【xiuzhenjiediyimeishipinjianjia（huadiao）xiushiyuqiancheng，zhengshichudao！】
【shizunbudanrenshuai，shengyinhaoting，daohaoliuyunyehaoxian！】
【dengdeng......woxianzaishibushigaishuodianbaishiganyan？biru‘shizunzaishang，tueryihouyidingnulixiulian，bujinindiulian？】
jiuzaitaneixinxiaojuchangjilieshangyan，zhuomozhezenmebacaihongpichuideqingxintuosuyoubushizhenchengshi，toudingchuanlaileshizundeshengyin，pingdanwubo：
“起来吧。”
“shi，shizun！”yuqianchenglikedanleqilai，dongzuomalidebuxianghua，xiaolianshanghaidaizhemeitunqudejidonghongyun，yanjingliangjingjingdikanzhexinxianchulushuailiecangqiongdeshizun。
liuyunzunzhemuguangzaitalianshangtingdunleyishun，neiyanshenshensuiyijiu，kanbuchuqingxu，zhishidandandifenfuleyiju：“suiwolai。”
shuowan，bianzhuanshen，yimeipiaorandichaozhedianyucehoufangyitiaogengyoujingdexiaojingzouqu。
yuqianchengjianqibaofu，maliugenshang，xiangzhiyibuyiqudexiaoyazi。
tayibianzou，yibianrenbuzhutoutoudaliangshizundebeiying。
【zezeze，jianmodoubuganzheimejian！】
【shizunta......shibushiyoudiantaigaolengle？huahaoshaoe。】
【buguomeiguanxi！gaolengxianzunpeiwozheigeshadiaofeicai，fanchamengyeshimengdian！】
【buzhidaoshizunzuoxiahaiyoumeiyouqitashixiongshijie？】
【xiwangbietaixiong......】
xiaojingquzhe，liangpangshisanfazheyingyinglingguangdeqiyihuacao，kongqilidelingqinongyudejihuyaoningchengshizhi，rangyuqianchengmeicihuxidouganjuexiangshizaihelingqiguodong，suirantagenbenxishoubuleduoshao。
henkuai，tamenlaidaoyipiangengweikaikuo，beijizuofenggegupodianyuhuanraodetingyuan。
liuyunzunzhetingxiajiaobu，huandao：“heqi。”
tahuayinluoxiabuguoyixi，yidaoshenyingbianrutongliuyunbanqiaowushengxidichuxianzaitingyuan，duizheliuyunzunzhegongshenxingli，zitaiyouyacongrong：“shizun。”
yuqianchenghaoqidiwangguoqu，shunjian，yanjingyouzhile。
lairenguangxiuqingshan，shenzitingbaruxiuzhu，qizhijingui，shineizhongwuguanwanmeidaojizhidejunmei。
【zhei、zheinandaoshidashixiong？！】
yuqianchengneixinfengkuangjianjiao：
【zheiyanzhi！zheiqizhi！！】
【zhenzhengde“moshangrenruyu，gongzishiwushuang”a！】
【shizunmenxiashigaonantuanchudaodema？！】
“zheishinixinrumendexiaoshimei，yuqiancheng。”liuyunzunzheyuqiyijiupingdan，“qiancheng，zheishinidashixiong，yunheqi。rihouzongmenyiyingshiwu，kexunta。”
“qianchengjianguodashixiong！”yuqianchenglianmangxingli，shengyincuishengshengde，daizhedianxiaojinzhanghexiaoxingfen。
dashixiongyunheqidemuguangluozaiyuqianchengshenshang，wenhedixiaolexiao，dunshirutongchunfengfuguobinghu，daizhelingrenanxindenuanyi：“xiaoshimeibubiduoli，huanyingrutianxuanzong。”tadeshengyinyerutongtaderenyiban，qingrunpinghe，tingzhejiurangrenshufu。
haimeidengyuqianchengcongdashixiongdemeiyanbaojizhonghuanguoshen，tingyuansizhoudedianyumenkou、huilangguaijiao，shenzhiyikegushudezhiyashang，rutongbianxifaban，you“shuashuashua”dichuxianlehaojidaoshenying！
yuqianchengganjuezijixiangdiaojinledingjinanmodepansidong......
啊不，是美男窝！
tayanjingwanquanbugouyongle！
yishenduanda，xiukouhaizhanzhedianbumingjinshusuixiedejunlangnanzibaozheshoubei，jianmeiweitiao，yanshendaizhedianshenshihexianqi，daliangleyixiayuqiancheng，zuijiaosihupielepie。
“woshiniershixiongmurongqianche。”
“二师兄好。”
【aiershixiongkanqilaibutaihaore，baixialezheizhangjunlian......】
“aiyaya，zheijiushixinlaidexiaoshimei？”
yigechongmanhuolideshengyinxiangqi，daizhehaobuyanshidehaoqihexingfen。
zhijianyigechuanzheyinlansejingzhuang，xiaodeyilianyangguangcanlandedananhaicongcehoufangbenglechulai，tayanjingliangjingjingde，weizheyuqianchengzhuanleyiquan，xiaoxixidao：“xiaoshimeihao，woshinisanshixiongguzhangfeng，yihoushixiongdainiwana！”
“谢谢三师兄。”
【wasanshixiongrangwohuixiangqile，xiaolizineinianpai《taitannikehao》deshihou......】
zuobiandianyumenkou，lizheyimingshenzheheisejingzhuang，ruchuqiaolijiandenanzi，jianmeixingmu，bochunjinmin，zhoushensanfazheshengrenwujindebinglengqichang。
tazhishidandandisaoleyiyan，neimuguangjiurangyuqianchengganjuebozihoumianliangsousoude。
dashixiongyunheqishishidibangtajieshao：
“zheishinisishixionglinghanche。”
“四、四师兄好。”
meimuruhuadebaiyinanziyouhunyiyangwushengdi“piao”leguolai，shoulihainianzheyizhulingqisiyideyaocao，xiazhangdefengmoudandansaoguoyuqiancheng，zaiganzhidaotatineineihunluanbukandeweiruolinglibodongshi，haokandemeitoujibukechadiculeyixia，hongchunqingqi，tuchujigezi：“ze，feicai。”
yuqiancheng：“......”
dashixiongyunheqianweidao：“neishiniwushixiongbaimuxue，biejieyixiaoshimei，laowuduisheidouzheiyang。”
【haoba，wushixiongjiushidushemeirenyimei，kaikoujiushibaoji！】
youbianhuilang，yigechuanzheyuebaizhangshan，fengzizhuojuedenanzizhenghuanbuzoulai，chunjiaoqinzheyimoruoyousiwudeyouyaxiaoyi，juzhicongrongsaluo，rutongshijiaguigongzichuyou。
kandaoyuqiancheng，taweiweihanshou，xiaorongjiashenlejifen，xiandegewaiqinhe。
“xiaoshimei，woshiniliushixiongliutingfeng。”
“见过六师兄。”
yigedingzhejingzhiwawalian，kanqilainianjizuixiaodeshaonian，zhengdunzaibuyuanchudedishang，shouzhizaidishangfeikuaidihualazheshenme，zuiliniannianyouci，duizhouweidedongjingchongerbuwen。ouertaiqitou，luchuyishuangfangfoxiaolubanqingchedeyanmou，mangrandikanlekanzhongren，youditoujixutade“guihuafu”。
“neishiniqishixiongmoqingcheng，tayiyanjiuzhenfajiurumi。”
“七师兄好。”
shaoyuanyidian，kaimanbingjingmeihuadegumeishuxia，yimingbaozheguqin，meimushulidenanzijingjingzhuli，fangfoyuzhouweiderenaogegeburu。
zaiyuqianchengkanguoqushi，weiyihanshou，sangyinsihudoudaizhedandanyoushang：
“woshinibashixiongjunruheng。”
“八师兄好。”
zuihou，zaitingyuanjiaoluo，yidaochilieruhuodehongseshenyingxieyizhelangzhu。
hongyisixue，zuoyanxiafangyidianzhushaleizhidexiesijunmeinanzibingweishangqian，zhishigezheyiduanjuli，yongneishuangshensuidefangfonengxirenhunpodeyanmou，raoyouxingzhididaliangzheyuqiancheng，chunjiaogouqiyimosixiaofeixiaodehudu，daizheyisiwanweihenanyiyanyudeweixianqixi。
“neishinijiushixiongchutianjue。”
“九师兄好。”
【mamaya，jiushixiongjianzhijiushixianxiawenlideyaoniemozunbenzun，weixianyoumiren！】
jiuweifenggejiongyi，danwuyiliwaiyanzhidoujigaodeshixiong，rutongjiukeshanyaodexingchen，shunjianjiangxiaoxiaodetingyuandianliang。
yuqianchengganjuezijixiangyizhiwurutianequndechouxiaoya，haishiyumaobeihaotuledeneizhong。
neixindanmuchedifengkuang，rutongjuedidehongshui：
【**caocaocaocao！！！】
【yige！liangge！sange......jiuge？！】
【jiugeshixiong？！haidoushuaidezheimecanjuerenhuan？！】
【bingshanxi、jinyuxi、yaoniexi、nuannan、guigongzi、yangguangshaonian、dushemeiren、xiaonaigou......】
【jiqilesuoyouyinvyouxinanzhuleixingawei！】
【shizun，ninkaizonglipaidebiaozhunshibushizhikanliana？！】
【wo......wohedehenenggenzheiqunshenxianzuotongmen？wozhanzaizheijianzhiladilezhenggezongmendepingjunyanzhihe**！】
【yalishanda！zheiyihouzaizongmenlizouludoubugandashengchuanqi，shengpajingraolenaweishenxianshixiong！】
liuyunzunzhefangfomeikandaozijiaxiaotudidejiongpo，yijiushineifugaolengzhexianfaner，dandanshuoleyiju：“jishitongmen，rihoudanghemuxiangchu。”
shuowan，shenxingweidong，rutongrongruyunwuban，xiaoshibujianle。
liuxiayuqianchengyigeren，shouzuwucuo，zaijiuweifenggejiongyi，shuaidejingxindongpodeshixiongdezhumulixia，ruoxiao、kelian、wuzhu，dannengchi。
jiuming！zheishimen......
yanzhitaigaoyeshizhongfudana！