第1章
领导都是**！
dangruanshuhezuoshoudiannaoyoushougongwenbao，gangcongjinghugaotieg21——youzhiniumazhuanyongchexialaishi，koudailidedianhuayoufengkuangxiangleqilai。
buyongcai，dongdongjiaozhitoudouzhidaoyidingshitaneisangjintianliangdequedelaoban。
danweilezheilaizhibuyidegongzuo，ruanshuheyezhinengfeilitengchushoujietingdianhua。
“ruanshuhe，＊＊＊！”
“wozhaonijinlaishirangnixiangfudema？”
ruanshuheyibianfanbaiyan，yibianpeixiao，quanranmeizhuyidaoyuanfangshilaideqiche。
feichuqudeneiyike，ruanshuhenaozilizhishengxialeyigexiangfa：laishijuebudangniuma，yiyicunkuanyizhigou，yijianmaowuwumeinan，zuyi。
zaicizhengkaiyanshi，ruanshuhefaxianzijijuranchuanshule，haitadiedechuanchengleedunvpei。
yuanshuli，edunvpeiyejiaoruanshuhe，shibeimingguozuixiaodegongzhu。beichonghuaidetasurilixiaozhangbahuguanle。
tingshuoyuanshunanzhuqingyunzongshouxidadizixiaoruofengzhangdefengliutitang，biansapodagundeqiuzhebeimingdizaqianyingshengshengbatasaijinleneimen。
zongmenbishixuanbaqinchuandangtian，ruanshuhefaxianyeyingyingtouzouleqindiejitazhunbeidejipinlingjian。
qifenzhixia，zhijiezaileitaishangjileyeyingyingyibazhang。
“choubuyaolian！xiaotou！”
yeyingyingdangjijiuhongleyankuang，chuchukelian。
“ruanshijie，zuowanmingminghenishuoguoxiangjieyibajian，helaitouyishuo？”
“shouxishiyaokaozheshili！bushinizheiyangwumierendelaide。”
weirenzhengzhidexiaoruofengshunjianjiuheilelian。
“zongmenjinzhiqifudaoyou，nigankuaidaoqian！”
pangbianhaiyourenfuhe，yigegedouxiangweiyeyingyingchuqi。
yuanzhubeiqideyikouqimeishanglai，jueleguoqu。
ruanshuhejiushizheigeshihouchuanguolaide。
tatoushangyizhenwuyafeiguo。
bushi，qingyunzongyangdedouyiqunhesanlunaifenzhangdadeerbaiwuma？
zenmebitadanaofayubuquan，xiaonaoqueshidelaobanhai**？
ercishiruanshuhedeyuanqiyijingdadaokeyiyanghuosangexieejian，yandixiemanleduiyanqianzheixierendeyane。
zaizhongrenyifentianyingdemuguangzhong，ruanshuhezhijieyitanshou：“nibugaoziqushiweitou！wodaniyibazhangsuanliangqingle！xianzaihaiwolingjian！。”
yeyingyingyileng，suijiyankuangyouhongle，shengyinjiaodidide。
“zongmenqiangdiaochengshishouxin。dongxishishijiede，woziranmeiyouqiangyaodedaoli，dan。。。。。”
却迟迟没有动作。
ruanshuhedangranmingbaizheihuabaiminglejiushizaiyinyangtashuohuabusuanshu。
tahaobuyanshidefanlegebaiyan。
landehelvchalangfeikoushui。
shenshoujiuyaodongshou，quebeiyilianheixiandexiaoruofenglanzhu。
xiayimiaoyizhenlinglidezhangfengjiuchaotaxilai。
xiuzhenjieyichichenghuanglvqinglanziqijihuafenshili，ermeijiyoufenweishideng。
xiuzhenbuyi，qingjiyishanggengshifengmaolinjiao。
mianduihuangjitiancaidezhangfeng，jibianruanshuhefanyingxunsu，haishijiejieshishiaileyibazhang。
bijingyuanzhuzhishigechijixiaocainiao，yingjieyizhangzhenshiyouxietenga。
xuexingweiyixiayongleshanglai。
ruanshuhedangjijiuzaixinlimomomaleyisheng。
bushishuoyuanshunanzhupindegaoshan、weirenyoushanma？
haozaitadelingyaoduo！erqiedoushijipin，limanachuguanleliangping，shangshidahao。
但是依然很痛！！
ruanshuheyanshenyouyuan，pingjiezheduonianzaocao、zaoba、zaobandeyizhili，shuqizhongzhi。
xiaoruofengzhouqimeitou：“nizheigeshoushishishenmeyisi？”
“kuanishigedacongming。”
mingmingshikuajiang，kexiaoruofengzenmetingdoujuederuanshuhezheihuashizaimaziji。
yipangdeyeyingyingtoutoupiaoleyiyanliansecangbaideruanshuhe，cishidetayixinzhixiangzhenengchengweiqinchuandizi，danyebuyuanzaishixiongmianqiandiulemianzi。
zhinengyanjinghonghongde，jianglingjiandijiruanshuhe。
lazhexiaoruofengdeyixiu，yanlixumanleleishui，shuodiaobudiao，rangrenbuzijuexinteng：
“dashixiongsuanle，womenhaishibuyaoheruanshijieshengqile。renheyigerenshoushangwodouhuixintengde。”
“womenhaishiganjinjixubishiba。wo......wochidiankuimeishenmeshide，yaoshidanwulexuanzongmenbishi，zongzhuyidingyaoguaizuide。”
xiaoruofengdangjijiuyilianxintengdebiaoshikeyibazijidepeijianjiejitayong。
weiguandiziyelianlianzantan：
“yeshimeizhenshixindishanliang！buxiangneigeruanshuhe，bujiushizhangzhezijiyouqianme！”
“yeshimeitianfugao，zheizuihouyigeqinchuandizideweizhikendingfeitamoshu！”
zheiyuanzhuzhenshilalebushaochouhena！
ruguoyanshennengshasiren，ruanshuhexinxiangzijiyinggaiyijingsuicheng108pianle。
ruanshuhewuyudepiepiezui，yilianxianqi。
zheixiebaiyanlang，qingyunzongzhiqianqiongdekuchazidouhenbudechumenjie！
yaobushiyuanzhujianaqian，tamenxianzaibuzhidaozainashuamatongni！
zhenshiyibangduanqiwanchifan，fangxiawanmaniangdelaji！
yeyingyingtingdaoshixiongmenkuata，jiaoqiaodewuzhezui，xiaodelinglongqingcui。
“shixiongmenbuyaojiangzishuo，qinchuandiziyaokanzongzhudeyisi，erqienimenzheimeshuo，rangruanshijiezenmexianga。”
youjigebolianpidenanxiuzhijiehongtoulelian。
“yeshimeishuohuashengyinhaohaoting，ganjuewodoukuaiyaozuile。”
ruanshuhemeirenzhu，ganouleyisheng。
xiaoruofengliansetieqingdedengzheruanshuhe。
rujinderuanshuhekebushiyuanzhu，duizheigesuoweidedashixiongkemeiyoushenmeshenjilvjing。
“kanshenmekan！meijianguomeinva！”
“dashixiong。ruanshijieyidingbushiguyide。tayinggai…buzhidaoniyoujiepiba。”
kexiaoruofengyoujiepideshiqingfenmingzhenggeqingyunzongrenjinjiezhi，yuanzhucengjingzhiyinweipengleyixiatayifujiubeidiujinlehoushanfansheng。
jianyeyingyingguyibiandita，haixiangrangtashoufa。
ruanshuhewuyudefanlegebaiyan。
“tashenshangde**doushihualaoniangqianmaide。jiusuanwoshiguyideyouzenyang？woganpeitashijianyifu，tagantuodiao**paoyiquanma？”
“meiyouwo，nimenzheibangrendoubuzhidaozainajirendanglvshini！”
xiaoruofengdunshiliansetieqing，tazuitaoyandejiushiruanshuhedongbudongnaqianshuoshiqing！
mingmingtayoujintiandexiuweidoushikaozijinulidelaide，genruanshuhecaimeiyoubanmaoqianguanxi！
pangrenqieqiesiyu，youchaoxiaoyouyilun。
ruanshuhezeshiyigedoumeifangguo。
tayidunpansuan，caifajuechulezheijigeyuanyoudeshantou，qiyudabufendoushitajiajuanzengde。
yuanlaizheijiushiyouqiandeziweima！taishuangle！
erxiaoruofengzhiyaoyajichuyiju：
“不知廉耻！”
yeyingyingcongqiankundailifanzhaochujikuailingshipaoxiangruanshuhe。
“ruanshijie！nidaodiyeshigenvhaizi，zenmenengzhangshiqirenni！”
“zheishiwoshengchijianyongzanxialaideqian，dabulewomanmanhaini！dashixiongshikaozhezijitianfu，bushikaozhenijia！shijie！wozhidaonixiangdangqinchuandizi，keshiqinchuanbushiyouqianjiunengdangde。”
lingshizaidishanggunlejigequan，youbeiruanshuheyijiaotideyuanyuande。
“jiuzheidian？jiwojialingchongsaiyafengdoubugou。”
yeyingyingdeliansenankanleyishun，zhuanshenjiujiaozheyixiu，yanleiyidiyidiluoxia，kudewojianyoulian。
“shijie！wozhidaonixianqishao，danwobunengjuedingwodechusheng。woyijingbasuoyouqianjinile，niweishenmehaiyaozheiyangxiuruwo！”
“woshiqiong，danshiyeshiyouguqide！”
pangrenyelianlianfuyong，zhizewoguoyuedu。
“好！说的没错！”
“谁稀罕你的臭钱！
“meiyouni！womenyiyangxiulian！”