“zhende，nikanqingleshiwojiabayatoubeizhexiaojiubu？
不是啥野猴子啊？”
sangtieniuhesangtieziyirenyibianzhuaizheliehuwen，jidongdechadianmeijirensikai。
sangliehuyejiushisangxibeizhuaidemanlianzhanghong，lianggehanziyibianyigedezhuaishizhentenga！
zhengzhalebantiancaizhengkai，ranhoumeihaoqidedao
“neiwoshayanshenernimenhaibuzhidaoma，
wohaimihuninijianeibayatoubushineishama.......
zaxianzaiyouhaole？neipaodeyetekuaile！”
zhongrenyitingbushishenmeyehouzizheicaishaoshaofangkuanxin。
“keshineibayatouzahuishia，haole？zayounengpaoneimekuai？”
又有人问了。
sangjiasanxiongdiyemeng，zaoshangchumendeshihouhaizihaihepingshiyiyangni。
zaturanzheiyangle，sanrennikankanwo，wokankanni，meiyigerenzhidaozahuishi。
“haole，xianbiexiangzheimeduo，yanjianzhetianheile，xianbahaizizhaozheyaojin，tianheilianghaizizaishanlitaiweixianle！”
sangtiezhukanzhetianse，gangfangkuandexinyoushiyichen。
“duiduixianzhaohaiziyaojin。”
zhongrenlianmangfuhe，haishihaizideanquanzuizhongyao。
sangxiduishanlibijiaoshuxidaizhezhongrenshunzhelianghaiziliuxiadehenjiyoujixuzhuileguoqu。
xiaohaigekanzhetajiedaitawangshanliyuezouyueshen，tingzhezhouweiqiqiguaiguaidechongmingniaojiaohedeaoaozhiku
“wuwuwuwuwubajie，zanzheishiganshaquya？
wohaipawuwuwubajie~”
tingzhebeishangrenleiyouzaidekushengxiaosangshibiaoshiheshibiqilairenleihaishitairuole，wunaizhinengtingxialebatafangdishang。
“hehe？”kushenmeya？
“wuwuwubajiewuwuwuwoxianghuijia，wohaipawuwuwuwu~”
pingshizhizaicunliyedexiaohaigenaquguozheizhongshenshanlaolina，kudebitiyanleihuyilian。
wuwuwuwuwubuhuishitababajiehaochidechiwanle，bajieshengqileyaobatadiuleba！
diea！nianga！yenaia！
“hehehehe。”biekule。
“呜呜呜呜呜~”
“hehehe！”zaikuzouniwo！
“wuwuwuwawawawawa~”
duiyutajiedeshiyanshiyutashiyidianerbuli，zhichenjinzaizijiyaobeidiudiaodexiangfalibaofengshikuqi。
tanaikeshuoguoleshanshangdoushichirendedachonghelang，haiyoulaoyaoguaini！
shibeikushengchaodenaoziteng，ngzhimalidaxiaodenaoziyeshinaozi。
shishengqile，shirenbulele，shibuxiangrenle。
yushihuxiaohaiergeyoujiedaolelaizitajiedebaoji！
……
“geer~bajie~niyouzouwoqaq！”
xiaohaiergeyanleiwangwangdekongsuzhezijidezheigebajie，xiaobizixiaoliankudedouhongtongtongzhouchengyituanle。
“hehehehe！”zaikuhaizou！
xiaosangshijulejuzijidexiaoquantoushiyirenleiyouzai。
zashuonihaizibutinghuajiudezou，zheibuxiaosangshiyiquanxiaquxiaohaigelaoshile，bukule！
xiaohaigechouchouyeyedewentabajie。
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“hehehehe。”bunenghuile，youweixian，yaobeibaotou！
xiaosangshizhouzhexiaomeitouyilianyansudebihuabeibaotoudeyangzi。
“wu~bajieninaozitenga？zanhaishiganjinhuijiarangnaizhaodafukankanquba。”
xiaohaigexinlizhuomonaozichuwentikeshidabing，bietajiedaoshihouyoubianhuizhiqianneiyangle。
zhuaizhetajiejiuyaowanghuizou。
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zijidounengtingdongrenleiyuyanle，tazatingbudongshiyuni！
哎小丧尸愁啊！
“heherenheheheheweixianhehehehe。”
xiaosangshihelebantianhaoburongyihechusangezier。
zheigebanianmeizayongguodeshengdai，chadianmeijiheduanqier。
tingzhezijiajiejiehehehehedeshengyin，xiaohaigemannaozidoushi：
zheishashengershadongjinga，wanlewojiegaibuhuishijilaoyaoguaishangshenleba？
bijingtanaiyiqianjitajiangdelaoyaoguaigushilidelaoyaoguaihaoxiangjiushizheidongjing。
xiaohaigeyuexiangyuehaipa，muguangtoutoudedaliangzhetajie。
xiaolianhedeshabai，yankuangyoubeileishuiyanjimeile。
liangzhixiaoshousisiwuzhuzijidezuibabugankuchusheng，jiupayichushenglaoyaoguai(tajie）jiujitachile。
gangxiangpaoyouturanxiangqitabajieduitaneimehao，tamenjintianhaiyiqiduguoletayoushengyilaizuixingfudeyigexiawu。
weiledashaobing，ebu，shiweiletajie！
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tabunengdiuxiatajieyigeren！
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zaisisuidexiaonennaocpuganshaodeqianyimiaozhongyuxiangqilaile。
hu！haoxian，chadianganfei！
童子尿！
duijiushitongziniao，anaishuolaoyaoguaidoupatongziniao。
xiaosangshiraoyouxingqudekanzhezheigedidineiduoziduocaidemianbubiaoqing。
yihuierzheiyangzheiyang，yihuiyouneiyangneiyangyouzheiyang。
jiusuantameinaozidounengkanchulaitaxiaonaoguazilishangyanlezhengyangdeyichudaxi。
zhengyukaikoujiujianduimianderenfangfoxiadingletiandabandejuexin。
yilianyingyongjiuyidixunsutuoxialezijidekuzi，ranhoulinqiletadexiaoquequechongtazishui......
忍无可忍无需再忍！
nieqiquantouduang~duang~duang~
……
xiaohaigemozhenaoguazishangxinxianchuludesangedabaomanliankongsu。
“bajie！wohaishigehaizi！”
xiaosangshirenkedidiandiantou。
嗯，打孩子要趁早。
“bajiezanhuijiaba，tiandouheilezaibuhuiquyouyaoaizoule。”
xiaohaigeyilianweiqubabadekanzhejintianzheigegewaibaolidejiejie。
xiaosangshitingbudongxiaosangshibuli。
“bajie，woxiangnianglewuwuwu~”
xiaosangshiyanjingliangleliang，zheigetingdongle。
yaoliangma，didikendingshiyouele。
aididitainengchilezenmeban！
26shijicaisannianjidexiaosangshinalinengfendeqingchuniangheliangni，bijingneierdoujiaomama，
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xiawuyijingchiguokendajilejintianjiubunengzaichile。
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zhengzheshuiwangwangdedayanjing，xiangzhikelianbabadexiaogougouyiyangkanzhetajie。
“八姐姐~~~”
jiedemuyushiwuyu......
bachitongwangchoudidihuailiyisai，ranhouyouzijitaochulaiyitong，liangrenjiudizuoxiayoukaishiyanxuxiawudexingfushikele。