xiaosangshiyeshikaixindexiaoliandouhongpupudele。
shishitaa，kezhenshigexiaotiancaini！
无师自通嘿嘿。
nulileyiwanshangcaizhangdaolvdoudadenaozi：hezhedoushiniliangdegonglao？？？
“zouzouzou，bajiezankuaihuijiaqugaosuanai，tazhidaoyidinggaoxinghuaile！”
“heanaihehe，shihesheihe？”
xiaohaiergewenyanyilianbianmi，shitandewendao：
“bajienibuhuibazannaiwangleba”
小丧尸歪头
“嗬谁嗬奶？”
“meirenhenai！shizannai！nihewodenainai！”
caisisuidexiaohaige，suirantacongmingyoulingliyoukeai，ketazhendehaoxinleiya！
为了这个家啊！
操碎了心！
“嗬~~我嗬奶？”
xiaosangshidaoxiyikouqi，beizhenjingdaole！
tabuguangyougedidile，xianzaijuranhaiyougenainai！
nainai！neikeshinainaia！
yongyouzhechaoqiangzhandouliderenlei，tahaiyixijide，zaitachengbaxiaoxuedeneiliangnian，nainaikeshitadechaojidakexingya！
biewenweishaxiaoxuesannianzhichengbaliangnian，yinweiyinianjizaiaichui......
后来都是她锤人。
dangranla，chuilexiaodelailaode，26shijidelaotaitaimenkebuhaore！
suoyixiaoshishijuedenainaishitadekexing，keshitaqishiyeyizhihaoxianmuyounainaihuzhedexiaopengyou......
xiaosangshiyanjingliangjingjingdekanzhezijidedidiwen：
“嗬真嗬哒？”
“ngna，naiyaozhidaoniwangletazhibudingduoshangxinni，ai~”
xiaohaiergeweizijideanaigandaodanyoua。
“si~hehehesihehehehesihehehesihehe。”
kanzhezijituranzhanqiyuandizhuanquanquan，haibutingsihedejiejiexiaohaiergechenmole。
tajuedetajiebushiyoudeshadabingle，jiushiyouranglaoyaoguaishangshenle。
yaobuzaijitajielaidiantongziniaozhizhiba......
keshitayitianyiyemeiheshuile，niaobuchulaiya！
kanzhehaizaifanbingdejiejie，juedesangziganbadelihaidexiaohaiergexinjingdanzhandehandao：
“neige，jie，bajiea，wohaokea！”
dezhizijiyounainaidexiaosangshizhengzaixingfendehuanxiangzhezijinainaiyouduolihai，zhandouliyouduoqiangdeshihou。
jiutingdaolezijidefeiwudidishuokele。
beidaduanxiaoshishiduzhezui，manlianxiezhe：
不开心！
kanzhezheigeyanbabakanzhezijidedidi，xiaoshishixinlibutingdeanshiziji：
suanlesuanle，didijiuyigechuisijiumeile。
ai~shenghuobuyi，shishitanqi！
xiaosangshirenmingdeyoukaishitaoyatao，taochulianggezhuangzheyetideboliping，youtaochuyiwanhongshaorou。
youchiyouhe，ngxiaosangshimanyile。
zuoxialai，kanzheshoulidebolipingyanjiubantianmeikandaopinggaizizainali，yushixiaoshouzaipingjingshaoshaoyinie，pingjingjiuduankaile，shenshoudijididiyoukailingwaiyipingjiziji。
kandaoneiyidawanhongshaoroudeshihou，xiaoxiaodexiaohaiergezhenjingdezuidouhebulongle！
zhidaoshoulibeisailedongxicaihuiguoshen，kanzheshoulizhuangzhehongseshuideqiguaipingzixiaohaiergeyihuodao：
“bajie，zheishashuiya？”
小丧尸抬头看了眼。
“嗬喝。”
e，jiejieshuoheneijiuhe，guantani，fanzhengjiejiejidedoushihaochideheihei。
xiaohaiergepingzheduijiejiedemizhixinrenbaoqipingzijiushidundundun~
taikele，lianhejidakoucaihuiguoweierlai，zabazabazui。
“jie~haiguaihaohedele，tiantiande，zheishitangshuima？”
“昂~”
xiaosangshixinxudexiaoshengying，piepiezuiyoubarouwangdidimianqiantuiletui。
shinazhidao，shicaixiaoxuesannianji，haoduodongxishidouburenshi......
danshiweilebupohuaizijizaididimianqiangaodaxingxiang，shicaibuhuishuoni。
heng！shishiyeshiyaomianzida！
yushiliangrenyizhenxuanxuanxuan，dundundun，jiuzuroubaohou。
zuisileguoqu......
ng，xiaohaiergezayexiangbudaotajiejitahedeshitiankoudeputaojiu。
……
youdaolekuaibangwandeshihou，xunrendezhongrenzaizhaoleyitiandoumeijiandaogerenyingdeshihou，yigeerlibijiaohaodehanziyinyuetingdaolexiaohaierdekusheng，zhongrenshunzheshengyinyizhenkuangben。
sichuzhaoleyiquan，caizaibuyuanchudedashushangfaxianlegebeishuchaziguazhedegekudiehanniangdexiaohai。
“wuwuwuniangawuwuwu~”
“wuawuadiedie，jialehaipawuwuwu~”
“youmeiyourenjiujiujialeawuwuwujienixingxingawuwuwu~”
众人：......
sangtieniukanzhezijibaobeierziguazaishushangkudeneigeqicana~lianmangpaoguoqu。
“xiaojiubiepa，dielaile，diedielaile！”
“laijigerendabashoubahaizixiannongxialai。”
sangtiezhukanzheneimegaodeshuyibianxinjing，yibianlianmanghanrenbangmang。
shengxiadeyiqunhanzi，youhanzizezechengqi。
“zheilaogaodeshu，zheixiaozaizizashangqude？”
“sheizhidaoni，zandoubuyidingshangdequni！”
“ai，zameichoujianneixiaoyatouya！”
“buhuishiyoupaoleba。”
.....
sangtiezikanneimeduorenqujiuxiaojiuyejiumeicoushangqu，zaisizhoudeshushangbutingdesaoshi。
butingdibayatoubayatoudehan，kejiujiubujianhuiying。
buyoudexindiyiliang，kanzhehaoburongyibeijirenjiuxialaidexiaozhizidiediezhuangzhuangdepaoleguoqu。
paodaogenqiankanzhexiaozhizi，shuangyantonghongzhandoudewendao：
“xiaojiu，nibajieni？”
xiaohaiergetouyihuihejiu，zuiyunleyizhen，houlaijiumimihuhuxingla，zaishushangnanshoudegunlaigunqu，ranhoujiudiaoxialaile。
xingkuibanlubeishuzhiguazhuleyifu，yerangtajiudouhexingleyiban。
zaishushangguazhekuhanleyigeduoshichen，daodishigenaiwawa，shoudaolezheimedadejingheyouhaiyoudianzui。
zaitadiehuailichouchouyeyegebuting，kanzhexiaoshudeyangzibuandiyouwangqindiehuailisuolesuo。
才结结巴巴的开口：
“jiejie......”
“jiejie，jiejietawua~jiejieta，ta.....”
sangtiezikanzhexiaozhizizheigeyangzi，turanyanjiaoyuguangpiedaotalingkouzhouweidediandiananhongsehenji，xinkoumengranyisuo，yi**diezuodaodishang。
xiaobachushile......
beicongxinlai，shengaobachidehanziwuzheliantongkubuzhi。
xiaobaa，tadexiaoguinva，diedieduibuqini，douguaidiediemeikanhaonia！
zhongrenbeisangtiezidefanyingjingdebuzhisuocuo。
haishisangxizheigewairenwendezhu，kanzhekukutitidexiaozaizicumeiqingshengwendao：
“xiaojiua，xianbiekule，gendabobohaohaoshuonijiejiequnalileya？nimenmeizaiyikuaierma？”
benlaijiuchouchouyeyedexiaohaiergezaitaxiaoshudeyingxiangxia，liangrenkushengyigebiyigeda。
tingdaoyouyourenjiaoziji，zaidiediehuailihuanlehaojiu，caixiaoshengdekaikoudao：
“bajiejiegeer~bajiejieta，tazaishangmian。”