第3章
“pi！”woyingzhetoupidengta，“womeiyousahuang，yeyejiusuanyaopi，pideyeshizaitalaorenjiafenqiannaoshidebuxiaozisun！”
“咔嚓！”
bansuizhewodeshengyin，yidaoleijingranzhendepilexialai，pidequebushiwo，ershixieliaojiaobian！
kanzhedishangneikuaibeileijiaodeheiyinzi，xieliaohedetuijiaoyiruan，zhijieguilexiaqu！
“yeye、yeye，wocuole！wobuwenle，biepiwoa！”xieliaopadaoyeyefenqian，“pengpengpeng”keqitoulai，duoduosuosuoxianggexiaojiziside。
这次轮到我笑了。
wojiuzhidao，jiusuansuoyourendoubuxiangzhewo，yeyeyeyidingshixiangzhewode。
ershusanshuhewobazhanzaiyibianlianshangdoushibuzhisuocuo，wolengxiaoyisheng，zhuanshenwangmudiwaizou。
“小离，你站住！”
shenhouchuanlaiwobadehuhe，womeilita，jixuzou，yizhidaomuyuanmenkou，wobazhongyuzhuileshanglai，chezhuwodeyifu。
“worangnizhanzhu，nimeitingjian？！”
tachuanzheqi，lianshangtonghong，buzhidaoshipaodehaishiqide，woyedoubuzaihu。
“tingjianle，ranhouni？”wolenglengdiwen。
“wo......”wobabeiwoyeleyixia，zuichundouledou，caihuanleyikouqiwen，“niyeyezhendeshenmeyemeijini？”
he！yuanlaitayeshilaiwenzheigede！
wofanlegebaiyan：“niaixinbuxin！”
“xingxingxing......”jianwozhuanshenyouyaozou，taganjinzaicilazhuwo，“jiudangmeiyouba，zhuyaoshiniershusanshubuhaoduifu，woyeshidanxinni......suanle，bushuole，jiranmeiyou，neiwomenhuiqushoushishoushi，mingtianjiuhuichengliba。”
“mingtian？！”womengdihuiguotou，bukesiyidikanzheta，“jintiancaidisantian，yeyeliantouqidoumeiguoni，nijiuyaozou？nidaodishibushitaqinerzi？！”
“nihushuobadaoshenme？！”wobayenule，“zheishiwomenxiejiadeguiju，niershusanshumingtianyehuizou！”
“shenmegoupiguiju！nimenjiushilengxue！”wozaiyerenbuzhule，zheixieniansuoyoudeyuanqidouhuazuozheiyijuhua，yaoyaqiechidimalechulai。
“混账！”
wobayechedibeijinu，taishoubianjilewoyibazhang！
yishunjian，wozhijuedeyanqianyihua，zhenggerendoushuaizailedishang，kejiantayongleduodadeliqi！
xuexingweizaikouqianglimanyan，wowuzhelianzuoqilai，chongpangbiantulekouxuemo，taiqitourengjueqiangdidengzheta。
“ni......”wobadakoudakoudichuanzheqi，zhizhewodeshouzhidoudebuchengyangzi，“hao，jirannixiangzhidao，neiwojiugaosuni！”
tazhongyunawomeiyoubanfale，keshizheiyishunjian，wokanzhetabeiguangdelian，yixiazihaoxianglaoleshisui。
“womenxiejiashizuosirenmaimaide，gandeyoushiyinqizuizhongdehuoji，zishendeqichangnanmianhuishoudaoyingxiang，womenzijidaomeishenme，querongyiyingxiangdaoshenbianderen。”
“ruguowomenxiejiarenzongshijuzaiyiqi，buxiangzhiqijiuhuigengzhong，yingxiangdefanweijiuhuiyueguang！”
tadunledun，“zhidaoweishenmeninainai、nimama、niershendouyingnianzaoshima？haiyounisanshu，tazhongshengbuqu，jiushiyinweitabuxianghuohailebierenjiadeguniang！”
我呆住了。
yejiushishuo，hezhewomenxiejiarenjiushikenandeming，zoudaonaernaerdaomeibei？
“suoyishuo，womashibeinikeside。”
zhidaoxianzaiwoyejide，womashizaiwoshisuideshihouside，beichezhuangsi，dangshiwojiuzaitashenbian，queshenmeyezuobule，tabeilaquyiyuanqiangjiu，meiyourenjitaqianzi，wobadedianhuashizhongdabutong，zhidaosantianhou，tacaituranbuzhidaocongnaliganhuilai！
woshichangxiang，neigeshihoutayaoshizai，yexuwomajiubuhuisi！
zheiyeshichuletabuxuwokanyeyeyiwai，wogentaguanxibuhaodezuizhongyaoyuanyin！
keshixianzai，wozhongyumingbai，yuanlaigenbenbushitazaibuzaidewenti，congwomajiajitadeneiyitianqi，jiuzhudingletadesiju！
“nimingzhidaozijishigebuxiangzhiren，weishenmehaiyaoquta！”
“hunzhang！”wobashuangyantonghong，neilisihuchongmanlehen，“wobuqunima，nalaideni？niyoushenmezigezaizheilizhiwen？！wobuqunima，xiejiadexianghuoduanlezenmeban？”
“xianghuo？xiejiadexianghuozhongyao，bierenjianverdemingjiubuzhongyaolema？zainiyanli，shibushishenmeyemeiyouzheigezhihuijibierendailaizainandexiejiazhongyao？ruguoshizheiyang，woningyuanconglaimeiyoubeishengxialaiguo！”
wodahouzhe，ganjuedaozijiyankuangfare，shixianyebiandemohu，woganjincongdishangpaqilai，fengkuangdichaomuyuanwaikuangben。
zheiyiye，woguodeyichangtongku。
woduozaiyeyedehouyuan，neilifenliangxingbaizheshierfuxingzhuanggeyideguancai，ruguoshibierenkanjianleyidinghuihaipa，danwobuhui，yinweizheixieshiyeyeliujiwodeliwu。
wopazaiqizhongyigeguancaishang，yanleidakedakedidiaoxialai。
wobashuodedui，qishi，woyeshishasiwomadexiongshouzhiyi！
yaobushiweileshengwo，wobayebuhuiquwoma，womayejiubuhuibeixiejiajikesi......
“wuwuwuwu......”
woyuexiangyuenanshou，zhongyurenbuzhukuchusheng，jiuzaicishi，yidaoyueerdenvshengqueturancongwotoudingchuanlai。
“aiya，ninengbunengbiekule，kudewofansile！”
womengditaiqitou，zhijianyigebaiyinvgui，zhengzuozaiwosuopadeneifuguancaishangmianwaizhetoujugaolinxiadikanzhewo！
yishunjian，wozhiganjuezijiquanshendehanmaodoulileqilai，“ao”diyisangzibiancongguancaishangpaqilai，jiaoxiaquemeizhanwen，youyi**shuaizailedishang！
“hahahahaha......”
neibaiyinvguikanzhewolangbeidemoyang，jingruyinlingbanxiaoleqilai，yixiazibiancongguancaishangpiaolexialai。
tapiaodaowoshenqian，woqingchudikandaotazhenggerendouchengxianchubantoumingdezhuangtaifuzaikongzhong，woyidianeryebuganluandong，yanzhengzhengkanzhetataishoumolemo.wodelian，womeiyouganjuedaoshiwu，queyouyizhenliangsousoudeganjuefangfowushugenbingzhencirupifuli。
“nizheimepa**shenme，wozhangdeyouneimechouma？”
chou？neidaobushi，yinweiwogenbenjiubugantaitoukantadeliana！
“bububu！”wofengkuangyaotou。
“neiniduoshenme？shuoshihua，zheiliyijinghaojiumeilaiguoxinrenle，womendouwuliaosile！”
新人？我们？
woshentizaicijiangzhu，yishizhongyizhongkongjujiangwobaowei。
“hahahahaha......”
xiayimiao，kongkuangdehouyuanlizhouranxiangqilewushuguiyifenluandexiaosheng。