第1章 妈妈的小男友

yushiyizhanzaixuanyabianyuanfukanzhehaidi,hailangpaidazhejiaoshi,tabishangshuangyanzongshenyitiao,zhajinneishenbujiandidehaiyangli,xianxiandehaishuiguanjintadekoubi,kenshitaderoushen,duoqutadelinghun...

“喵。”

yishengmaojiaojiangyushiyicongyixiangdehuamianzhonglahui,taditoukanleyiyanwozaizijituishangdebaimao。

“...”

“十一。”

huranlouxiachuanlainvrendehansheng,yushiyiwenshengmuguangshunjianandanlexialai,tafulefuhuailidemaoqingqingdishuoleyiju,“tajiaowole,woxianxiaquyihui。”

yushiyidakaimenfuzhelouti,bulvqingyingdichaolouxiazouqu,xiazhiketingtadiyiyanjiukanjianlezuozaizijimuqinyulanshenbiandenanren。

takanqilaisanshisuizuoyou,shenzheyishenqianhuisetiaowenxizhuang,chuyouyizhongguominguigongzideganjue,bitingdebiliangshangjiazheyifujinsibianyanjing,chendetaqizhigengjiawenrunruyu。

“十一,过来。”

yulantaiqishouzhaolezhao,yushiyilikezouleshangqian。

“妈妈。”

“ng,lai,shiyiwojinijieshaoyixia,zheiweishixiaoqinyu,xiaoshushu。”

yushiyimouguangtoutoupianyidaonanrenhemuqinshizhijinkoudeshuangshoushang,xuanjiguaiqiaohandao:“xiaoshushuhao。”

yushiyiduizhexiaoqinyuweiweiqianleqianshen,henyoulimaodidaleyigezhaohu。

xiaoqinyusongkaiyulandeshou,taqishentongyangyoulimaodihuileyigeju:“nihao,shiyi。”

yushiyiqianqiantaiyan,xiusedemuguangxiaoxinyiyididaliangzheyanqianzheigenanren,tongyang,xiaoqinyuyezaikanzheta,chuyikan,liangrendaoshipoyoumeimuchuanqingdeweidao。

zuozaiyipangdeyulanbudongshengsedemouguangzaitamenliangrenzhijianlaihuicitan,guoleyihui,taxiangshixuanshizhuquanyibanlazhuxiaoqinyudeshouduiyushiyishuodao:“yihouxiaoshushujiushimamadenanpengyoule,tahuijingchanglaiwomenjia,niyaoxiguan。”

yushiyichuimouhanxiao:“shi,wozhidaole,mama。”

“haole,meishenmeshijiushangquxuexiba。”

“好的,妈妈。”

yushiyizhuanshen,congnalaihuinaqu。

chiwanfandeshihouyulanmeiyoujiaoyushiyizhishiranglaomazibafancaiduanshanglou。

“来,雪球。”

yushiyiyongkuaizijialeyikuaixueyufangzaitadechongwumaozuibian,xiaodongxihenkuaijiujiangneikuaiyuroutunrufuzhongle。

jiangpanzilizuihaodedongxiweilemao,yushiyijiangshengxiadefancaiquanbudaojinmatonglichongzou,ranhoujiangcanpanxiganjing,laomazilaishoudeshihouzhikuatashigedongshideguniang。

yushiyibenyiweizheigeyewanrengjiuruxunchangneibankuzao,meixiangdaojiuzaitazhunbeirushuideshihou,yulanturanchuxianle。

tachuanzheboruchanyidezhensishuiyi,xiongqianchunguangzhaxie,suiransishisui,dankanshangqudaoshixiangsanshisuide**。

“mama,wanshanghao,haimeishui...”

yushiyihuahaimeishuochukou,yulandebazhangjiushanleguolai,shengyinqingcuixiangliangyitingjiushixialehenshou。

henkuai,tadezuolianjiufuxianlehongyin,jiezhebianshi**ladetengzaiquanshenmanyan。

yushiyizhenglepianke,tadizhetourangrenqiaobujiantayanlidebolan。

“yushiyi,nijiwotinghaole,xiaoqinyushiwode,tabushinikeyipengdenanren,shouqinideneixiegourendehumei,ruguozaiyouxiaci,kanwozenmeshoushini。”

yushiyiwuzhelianleiyanwangwangdikanzheyulan,“duibuqi,mamawo...wozhidaocuole,womeiyoubiedeyisi,zhishijuedexiaoshushuhenhao,hemamanihenxiangpei。”

buzhidaocongshenmeshihoukaishi,yixiangbuxihuanayufengchengdeyushiyixianzaishuoqizheizhongweixinzhilundaoshizhangkoujiulaile。

yushiyiyueshiguaiqiaotinghua,yulanjiuyueshengqi,tacongshibasuishengxiazheigehaizihaoxiangjiumeiyouxihuanguoyitian。

“恶心!”

yulandiuxiazheijuhuazhuanshentouyebuhuidechaodamenzouqu,yushiyizhuishangqu,bigongbijingdiduizheneidaobeiyingshuodao:“wanan,mama,haomeng。”

“...”

tachunbianguazhetiantiandexiaorong,suizheyulandelikai,zheimoxiaobeilingyizhongyinhuiquerdaizhi。

yushiyizhuanshenzoujinyushi,linyutoudeshuikaizhe,shuiliuhuanhuandiliuzhe。

cibaideyugangyijingkuaimanle,tameiyoutuoyifu,huanhuandezuolejinqu,shuishiwende。

shuiyingzhongdaoyingchuleyinsedeguang,neishiyibadao,hanguangfanshechuletadelian。

xiaoqiaocangbaidelian,keyanzhongdeguangquebidaodehanguanghaiyaoleng,jiuxiangyitansishui。

taqingcheshuludinaqidao,yinsedelirenzainenbaidepifushangxingzou,jiuxiangdiaokezheyigeshenmieryougulaofuzadewenlu。

xianhongdexueyeshunzhetadeshouhuanhuandedidaoleyugangli,neituanhongsedeyanwu,zhuanshunzhijianjiuzaishuizhongzhujianxiaoshile。

lengliedetengtonghewennuandeshui,tajiuxiangshipengzheyituanhuo,youbeiquanjinleyigewenroudehuaibao。

yanjiaohuranliuxialeyidilei。

yushiyiyouxiepibeidebishangleyanjing,huanhuanditangjinleshuizhong,shouluorushuidechaneizhijian,jiufangfozaishuizhongpingkongkaichulewushuxuesedehua,neixiehuazhengxiankonghoudicongtashentideshangkouyongchulai。

taqiheidetoufajiuxiangshihaizaoyiyangyaoyezaishuizhong,shuiqingqingchongshuazhetadeyifu,hongseyingchendebaisegengjiacangbai,tatangzaiyugangli,tahaosikaizaiyiduoxuerouzhihuazhongdeyaoyannvwang,zailengjunzhongyouzheyigulingliedezhichuorenxindemei。

xueqiuzhanzaiyugangpangbian,jiaoshengqican,yushiyiyongmanshixianxuedeshoubeirouleroutaroushundemao,“guai,xueqiu,jiejiemeishi,henkuaijiuhaole,buzheiyang,wohuobuxiaqu,zhende。”

xueqiuzhuantouzouxiangmenwai,yishuangxilidemaoyanzhengqiaoduishangxiaoqinyudemouzi,cishitazhengbulushengseditouguomenfengkanzhezhengzaishanghaizijideyushiyi,shuangshouchazaikoudaili,tairanchuzhigenbenjiumeiyoushangqianyaoquzuzhideyisi。

tajiuzheimetouguojingpianjingjingdikanzheta...kanzhe...

zhijiantayouranzideditangzaibeixueranhongdeyugangli,jingzhidelianpangshangzhaobudaoyisitongkudebiaoqing,cangbaidepifuzaidengguangdezhaoyaoxiaxiandegewaireyan。

zaoshangjianyushiyi,xiaoqinyubingmeiyouduodayinxiang,zhijuedetajiushiyigeputongdenvhai,chulezhangdepiaoliangyixie,qitabingwuxiyintadedifang。

ranerquemeixiangdaozheihuizaijian,huishizheiyangderangtajingyan。

menwaixueqiuduizhexiaoqinyubutingjiaohuan,tadejiaoshengyinqileyushiyidezhuyi,tapieleyiyan,danrandinaqimaojinjiangshoushangdexuejicashiganjing,suihoukuachuyugangjiangyupaowangshenshangyiguojiuzheimezoulechuqu。

lakaimen,jianmenkouzhanzhederen,yushiyizhenglepianke,zhihoutalianshangbianluchutiantiandexiaorong,“wanshanghao,xiaoshushu。”

“晚上好,十一。”

xiaoqinyutuiletuibiliangshangdejinsibianyanjing,meixiangdaozheigeyushiyijingranyourucihaodexinlisuzhi,linweibuluan,daohaizhenshiyoudianyisi。

yushiyidaliangzhexiaoqinyu,“xiaoshushu,nizenmezaizhei,womani?”

“suibianzouzou,tashuile。”

“e,zhidaole,xiaoshushu。”

yushiyiyaozhezuichun,liangjiafeihong,yanlizangzhejifenxiuse,gangcaiyinweimeiyoujishichulishangkou,xianzaineixiexianxueyijingshentouchulaijinshileyupao。

xiaoqinyuchuimoukanleyiyanmeiyoudahua。

yushiyishunzhetadeshixianwangxiakan,yaozhechun,youxieweiqudishuodao:“gangcaiwobuxiaoxindasuilehuaping,bashounongshangle,nikebukeyitiwobaozhayixia?”

肖钦予:“...”

kanzheyushiyi,taweiyanyici,guoleyihuizhihoutacaikaikou:“hao,yaoxiangzaina?”

“zaifangjian,xiaoshushu,nigenwojinlaiba。”

yushiyizhuanshenzoujinfangjian,xiaoqinyujinsuiqihou,tabianzoubiandaliangzhetadewoshi。

hexunchangnvhaizibuyiyang,yushiyidewoshidoushiyoulengsediaozuchengde,jirendediyiganjuejiushihenleng。

“xiaoshushu,nizuoyixia,woqunayaoxiang。”

“meishi,nishuozaina,wolai。”xiaoqinyushengyindichenpingjingtingbuchuyidianpangzadeqingxu。

“zaineigejuzishangmian,mafanxiaoshushule。”

yushiyiwenshunguaiqiaodizaichuangbianzuolexialai,taxiaoxinyiyidibaxiuziwanqi,chumujingxindebahenjiuzheiyangbaoluzailekongqizhizhong。

xiaoqinyubaozheyaoxianglaidaotademianqian,taconglimianquchudianfuhemianqianranhouduizheyushiyishuodao:“kenenghuiyoudiantong。”

shuowanmashangyoubuleyiju:“patengma?”

yushiyijichuyidiyanlei,hanshou:“ng,pade。”

xiaoqinyubochunjinbi,tadingzhetakanleyihui,liangjiuzhihoucaishuo:“wojinliangqingyidian。”

“haode,xiexiexiaoshushu。”

xiaoqinyujiangzhanmandianfurudemianqiantuzaishangkoushang,tadongzuohenqing,danhaishiredetachenyinleyisheng。