第一章
shifucengshitianxiazuifushengmingdexiangshushi。
zhiyinbukenrenguifeifuzhonglongziweishenhuangzhuanshi，tabeiguifeiwuweipianzi，lingchizhisi。
woqianlitiaotiaogandaojingcheng，quezhijiandaolediaozaichengmenkoudeyijucanpoganshi。
woshoulianleshifudeyigu，zaijingchengbaichuleyimian“tiekouzhiduan”dezhaopai。
bannianhou，guifeizhaodaolewo。
“tingshuodaozhangshijingchengzuiyoumingdexiangshudashi，buzhikefouweibengongfenyou？”
“何忧？”
“改命。”
guifeizhangmeiyiyang，yanshenlingli。
我笑了。
guifeibuzhidao，nitiangaiming，gaiyifen，jiuxushifenhai。
tianqididengjidiqinian，jinguifeizhongyushengxialegongzhongdediyigehuangzi。
kexizheihuangzishigeshizushideshazi。
不仅傻，长得还丑。
tingshuohuangdilaigongzhongkanleyiyan，bianxianqidilikaile，zaimeitazuguifeigongli。
wojingongdeshihouyijingshishenye，weiyanggongzhongquedenghuotongming。
daizhefangshitoujindenanziguizaiguifeijiaogenqian，kusangzhelian：“niangniang，xiangmaoshitianshengfumuyang，ruhegaide？”
jinguifeilengxiaoyisheng，yanzhongmanshiyunnu。
“nibushizichengshenlingshizhe？lianququxiaoerzhimaodougaibude，bengongkannigenbenjiushiyijiepianzi。”
neifangshijilizibian：“niangniang，ninzhishuoweirengaiming，bucengshuolianxiangmaodouyaogaia！”
jinguifeiquegenbenbulihuita，zhilengxiaoyisheng：“lairen，bazheipianzituochuqukanleweigou。”
zhuhuoyaoye，youshendeheiyetunmeileneifangshidecanjiao。
guifeiyongrongdelianpangyinzaiweiguangzhong，fushizhewo。
“nijiushizuijinjingchengneigezuichumingdexiangshushi？”
tahuilehuishou，mianshangxianchujifenjiaozao。
tashenhougongnvxiangqianyibu，angshoudao：“womenniangniangjinrizhaonilai，shixiangqingnisuanyisuanhuangzidemingge。xiwangdashiwubiyaoshuozhenhua，zhiyaoniangniangmanyi，shangjinbushiwenti。ruoshiniangniangbumanyi，xiangbiniyezhidaohouguo。”
shuozhe，bianyoumamabaoshanghaizaiqiangbaozhongdedahuangzi，jiwokanleyiyan。
zhizheiyiyan，wobianzhichuanyanbujia。
zongshihaibuzuyue，neiliangzhidoujibandeyanzhuhewaizuiyeyijingnengkanchu，zheibushigezhengchangdehaizi。
guifeirouzheetou，youyoutanlekouqi：“dangchubengonghuaizhehaizideshihou，cengjingmengjiantianshangshenhuanghuaweijinlongrufu，kejinlongjiangsheng，queshizheibanpinmao。buzhidashikeyoubanfa，gailezheihaizidexiangmaomingge，lingtazhonghuijinlongzhiming。”
woxintoulengxiao，zheihaizichishawubi，mingyanrenyikanbianzhi。
keguifeiqueweileenchong，duzhuanchuzheixuduogushi，jianzhilingrenfaxiao。
womianshangbuxianlu，faneryilianxisedigongxiguifei。
“niangniangdaxia，ciziminggejigui，tianshenglongxiang，zhishifanrenbucengjianguozhenlongzhimao，yincishaojianduoguai，renbuchudahuangzijinlongzhuanshengdeshenfen。”
guifeilenghengyisheng：“bengongziranzhidaobengongzhizishilongxiang，kehuangshangbuxi！nishuozheixuduofeihua，yubengongrujinqingxingyouyouhebangzhu，mobushiyaohunongbengong？”
tataiqiyanpi，liangzhiyanjingrudushebandingzhewo，manshiweixiezhiyi。
“niangniangxinu，yanxiadahuangzimingjuchucheng，shangbuwending。danzhiyaoranghuangshangjianzhengdahuangzijinlongzhuanshideshizheng，huangshangbidinghuizhuannuweixi，niangniangyehuizhonghuoenchong。”