第1章
“tugouyexiangpeifenghuang！kexiao！”
“jiriqi，zheihunyuebuzaizuoshu，wotangjiahuiyue！”
砰！
大门紧闭！
xingzhoucheng，tangjialaozhaiqian。
qinyukanzhedishangbeisichengliangbandefanhuanghunyue，yuanbennankankusedemianrongquefeikuaizhuanbian，zuijiaoyigou，luchuwubiqieyidexiaorong。
“laowulai，gennixueyishibanian，nianpaidediyijianshi，zheihunyue，wosuanwanchengle。”
“buguotamenyouyanwuzhu，bushiwozheitiaozhenlong，kejiuyuanbudewole。”
qinyusuishoujiangdishangdehunyuediudaolupangdelajixiangli，manlianshuchang，dabuliuxingerqu！
beituihun，taqiuzhibude！
xiashanqian，laowulaicengduiqinyuqiandingningwanzhufulewujianshi。
neifuwulaidezuilian，daoxianzaidoulilizaimu。
“qinyu，weishixiangongxinixuechengchuguan，keyijiucixiashanle，danzaixiashanzhiqian，woyouwujianshiyaoniyiyiwancheng，buranqiannideneijibaiwan，laozikejiubuhaile。”
“nixiashandiyijianshi，jiuquzhaoxingzhouchengdetangjia，lvxingshibanianqiandehunyue，dangchutamenjiazhuqiuyeyegaonainai，wocaidayingxialaide，zuorendeyouchengxin！”
“dierjianshi，weishinianqingshiyecengkuaiyijianghu，qianxialejizhuangfengliuzhai，buduo，zhiyoujiuzhuang！rujinweishilaole，xiangbanijiugeshiniangzhaohuilai，guoguopingdanrizi，nidebangwozhao！”
“disan，weishizaishanxiayougemingjiao‘yinlongdian’dezuzhi，xianzaigujihundetingniubi，shoulinglingpaiyejinile，tamenyounishiniangmendexiansuo。”
“disi，nimingshuzhongdexiayichangjienanhaiyoubudaoyiniandeshijian，zheicipojudeguanjianshiyikedizangwangzhu，buxianggepizheliangdehua，xunlainengjiunixiaoming。”
“diwu，yeshizuizhongyaodeyijianshi！keke，nilinzouqianzaijiejiweishierbaikuaiqian，cunlineigexiaoguafumingtianshengri，weishixiangqingtachuyidunganguolayatou！”
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“linzouhaikengwoerbaikuaiqian，laowangbadan！”
qinyuzuijiaoyizhenchouchu，mianluwunaizhise。
suiranlaowulaishiweilaobuzunledian，dantaqueshijiangqinyuyangyuchengleren，jiaohuiyishenbenling。
suoyizheiwujianshi，qinyuhaishizhunbeijitabanle。
diyijianhediwujiandouyijingwanshi，zhiyushengxiadesanjianshi，muqianhaibuji。
dangwuzhiji，shixiangfazhuandianpiaozi，tianbaoduzixiana！
qinyumolemoganbiedekudou，limianchuleyibaoyinzhenheyikuaiwuqimaheidelingpaizhiwai，shitemeyigezidoubusheng！
zaichengli，xiangzhuanqian，maosizhiyouyishulaiqiankuaidian。
qinyuxunmoyilu，zuizhongzaiyijiamingweihuichuntangdezhongyiguantinglexialai。
“xiongdi，zhaohuojibu？”
“wopaotuigagakuai，haidongdianyishu！”
qinyuchouzhunyigeyishimoyangdenanren，yiliuyancouleshangqu，liezuiyixiao。
“你？”
“nalaidexiangxiatubaozi，womenzheibuzhaoqigai！yaofanqugebineitiaojie！”
zhanghaopieleyiyanqinyu，kantahunshenqiongsuandaban，haizangxixide，dunshiluchuyanedebiaoqing。
tamenhuichuntangnaixingzhouchengshuyishuerdezhongyiguan，guanzhugengshisidashengshouzhiyidexuerenqianzuozhen，liantazheigeyikedadegaocaishengyezhibuguoshituojialiguanxi，caiyouzigelaidadaxiashoubale。
chouyaofandeyeganlaiqiuzhi，zheizhongrenshenglaijiushidiceng，zenpeigentayigejiajingyouwodegaocaishengyiqigongshi？
“youyigebushihuode，ai！”
qinyujianduifangmeixingqu，yebujiuchan，niutoujiuzou。
suoweicichubuliuyeziyouliuyechu。
maibudaomenkou，yiguanwaiquehurantingxiayiliangheisehaoche，qizhongyigenianqingnvrenliansejiaoji，fuzheyiweimianrujinzhidelaorenpaolejinlai。
“xueshengshouzaima？wolainaxiacideyao，woyeyebingqinghuranehuale！”
menqianyoutaijie，nvrenyigezhejimeikan，beibanleyixia，zhenggerendouchaoqianyitouzaiqu。
yejiushiqinyushoukuai，yibafuzhunvren，lingyizhishouchanzhulekuaibuxingdelaoren。
“谢谢你！”
nvrentaitou，jianyeyemeishi，zheicaisonglekouqi，mianluganjidekanxiangqinyu。
靠！
好美的女人！
zheiyiyan，qinyubianbeijingyandelengshen。
yanqiandenvzijifushengxue，wuguanjingzhi，zhengzhangliandangengshirutongjingdiaoyuzhuodexiannvhuaxiangyiban，shenzilinglongmanmiao，youqishineishuangxiuzhangbizhidetui，zhiyaoshigenanrenkanshangyiyan，douhuilunxianqizhong。
“不客气。”
nvrenganjidechongqinyudianlediantou，jiujixuchanfuzhelaorenwanglizou。
zhanghaojiandaonvren，lianshangdunshiduimanlechanxiao，yanshenshanguoyisitanmu，xiaopaoleguolai。
“tangzong！womenguanzhuzanshibuzai。”
beichengzuotangzongdenvrenmanliandanyou，zhenggexingzhoucheng，yezhiyoushengshoujibiedelaozhongyicainengmianqiangkongzhizhutayeyedebingqing，
“xianranglaoyezihedianzhongyaohuanjieba？”
zhanghaoyikantangjialaoyezibuxingle，yehuangleshen，lianmangpaoquyaocaifangnalaileyiguoaohaodeyaotang，haimaozhereqi。
“zheishitanglaoyezide，gangaohaomeiduojiu，denglianglejininsongquni！”
“zhinengxianrucile，mafanrangxueshengshouzhuajinhuilaiyitang，zaiweiwoyeyezhenzhi！”
“meiwenti，nifangxin！”
zhanghaobeitamengzhongdenvshenzhushikenqiu，neixindashuang，lianmangdaying！
tangmengximeixinjinsuo，zhengzhunbeichanfuzheyeyeheyao。
pangbianhuranchuanlaiyishenglenghe！
“zheiyaohebude！helezheilaotoulikehuiga！”
说话的人正是秦羽。
tabenxiangzhijielikai，kewendaoneiguoyaotangdeweidaobudui，bianzhefanhuilai。
suhuashuo，jiurenyimingshengzaoqijifutu。
立刻会噶！？
哪有这么咒人的！
tangmengxifaxianshuohuadeshigangcaifuletayixiadeqinyu，renxianuhuofawendao：“nishihuichuntangdedafu？”
“他是个屁！”
zhanghaojianqinyuyouhuilaile，shenzhihaidafangjueci，shunjiannaole。
“tajiushigexiangxialaidechouqigai，tangzongbietingtayipaihuyan，zheiyaofangkeshixueshengshouqinzikaide！”
“neijiushinimenxueshengshouyishubujing，kailemanxingduyao，zhihuihailerenming！”
秦羽冷笑反驳。
zaiyishufangmian，tayoujueduidezixin。
“chouqigai，nizhidaoxueshengshoushisheima？ganzheimedadekouqi？”
zhanghaobizidouqiwaile，dangzhetangmengxidemian，taqinengrangyigechouqigaibolehuichuntangdemianzi？
“tanglaoyeziyizhihedejiushizheiyaofang，haoduanduandewojiubuxin，zheiwanyaonenghailetalaorenjia！”
“niruobuxin，keyishishi。”
qinyusongsongjian，fanzhengyoutazaixianchang，chuleshenmeluanziyekeyiyingdui。
zhenghaojiezhezheibuzhangyanzhanghaodeshou，rangtangmengxiduitajianlixinren。
“hehe！ruotanglaoyezihewanyaomeishi，nijiuguixiajihuichuntangdepaibiankeyibaigexiangtou，ranhougunchuqu。”
zhanghaolengxiaoyisheng，zaitayanliqinyugenziquqirumeishenmequbie。
“如若有事呢？”
秦羽反问。
“neiwojiubazheiyaowanchijinduzili！”