第一章
wozhuileqiniandenvshen，queduiwojiabaomudeerziniannianbuwang！
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我被活活气死！
zaizhengyan，jinghuidaoledangchuxiangnvshengaobaideneiyitian。
......
“zaiyiqi，zaiyiqi......”
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我重生了！
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她只喜欢林秀风。
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我被活活气死！
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苏菲菲愣住了。
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“ni......nizaiganshenme？”
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“kekeke......”
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tanaoxiuchengnudeduozhejiao：“xiawenjie，niyoubingba？”
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