“e?”wangloumeimaoyitiao,youxiehaoqi。
xiaoningshenmixixidao,“dengkerenzouhou,womenzheixiezuoxiarenderuguogener**shuoshangjijutaoxidehuadouhuiyoushangcie!”
wangloulianyijiang,“jiuzhei?”
“nitingwoshuowan!guowanshengchenyan,er**jiuyaoqutanwangda**le,lutuyaoyuan,daoshihoukendingxuyaoyixierenyuansuicongde,quderenkeshidouyouyifenfenghoudeshangcie!nizheijitianganjinxiangxianghaodiandetaoxihua,daoshihouer**shuobudingjiuhuidaishangnide!”
wanglouyanjingyiliang,ruciyilai,zijibujiukeyibanluliuzhidaji?
jiupingzijizheiershiyishijixinxijinpaoguodedanao,haichouyangbuhuoziji?
wanglouruoyousuosidiandiantou,yihuodao,“buguozheidianshiyebuzhiyurangnitedipaoyitangba?”
xiaoningwenyanyouxiexiunan,weiweiditouxishengdao,“woxiangshunbiankankannishangshihuifudezenmeyangle,wanfanshihoutaicongmangle。”
wanglouhuangran,huaixiaodao,“haoshuo!wozheijiu**yifurangnikangeqingchu!”
xiaoning“teng”diqishen,lianshangzaoyixiuhongyipian,shuiwangwangdedayanjinghenhendengletayiyanchennudao,“bulinile!huaipei!”
shuowanbianzhuanshenxiaosuibuduomenerqu,wangloucuolecuogeboshangdejipigeda,zezebuyi。
zheimehaixiudenvhaifangzaiqianshizhenshihanjiana!
tatanghuichuangshang,kaishisicunqilai。
taoxidehua?zheibushizhangkoujiulai?haodaizijiyeshishouguojiunianyiwujiaoyuderen。
nanieyigeershisuixiaoyatouqibushigangandandan?
shijianyihuangjiushier**shengchenri。
yidazaohuangguanjiajiudiandianpaoguolai,zhejimanghuangdao,“wanglou!sinaqule!xueyumaweiguomeiyou?er**yijingzaiqianyuandenghoule,kuaibataqianguoqu!”
wanglouqianzhexueyumazoulechulaixiaohehedao,“haolehaole!chibaobao!jingshentoushizu!”
huangguanjiazaicichakanleyixialingshoudezhuangkuang,manyidediandiantou,ranhoufenfudao,“jiangtaqianguoqujiaojier**,ranhounijiuquhouyuanhouzhe,jintiankerenbijiaoduo,nixiaozizuijinzuibayoudiansui,buyaoduoshuohua!mingbailema!”
wanglouhanyan,qianrenshigemenhulu,zijijieguanhouhuashibiqianduolexie。
talianlianchengshi,zheitoufeizhuduixiarenkebaolile,qianrenbeidasiyeshitadeshiyi。
yaobushizijixianzaiqiaoqiaojitachuanrandianzhengmianqingxu,gujiyebushaozaozui。
jifuhenda,youhenduoxiarenminglingjinzhidequyu,wanglouqianzhexueyuma,yiluchuanlangguoyuan,yuanyuanbiankandaoqianyuancikeyijingjujilebushaokeren。
fangyanwangqujieweizhucuiluoqi、jinyihuafu,yikanjiushishangliushehuideren。
xueyumadechuxiandunshixiyinlezhongrendemuguang,bushaorenyijingkaishizezezantan,
“yuanlaizheijiushilingshouxueyuma!guoranshenyifeifan!”
“jijiazhangnvhaobenshia!cidenggaoguidelingshoujingzhijiesongjileqimei!”
“yi?xueyumabushiyinggaiyouchibangdema?”
huranrenqunzhongyouyigezhinendeshengyinxiangqi,wanglouyijingzoudaojinqian,wentingciyanyouxiechayi,pieleyanshenbiandejiahuo,**?zheiwanyihaihuiyouchibang?nengfei?
wenhuazhitongdefuqinfuxuheheyixiao,“haizi,xueyumajinhuadaowanquantijiuhuibeishengshuangyi,congerfeixing,zhibuguoxianzaizheigejieduangenghaobeixunfu,suoyishitazuiyoujiazhideshihou。”
wanglouhuangran,**!jingranxiaoqiaolezheitouchusheng,tongyangshiniuma,weishenmenihainengshangtian!
zhengzaicishi,renqunzhongshishiranzouchuyimingjinluoyuyi,niaoniaotingtingdenvzi,kanneiyilianwojianyoulianderuojiaoyang,kebujiushier**,jirou。
tayingmianzoulai,shenchuyizhixiannenyushou,wanglouxiaoxinyiyijiangjiangshengfangzaitashoushang,er**shouzhenpiaoliang,rengengpiaoliang!
buguoshiwanwanpengbudede,yinweiyouyitoufeizhuzhengzaiyipanghushidandan。
jirouweiweiyixiao,chaotaqingqingdiantou,wanglougangyaoliezuiyixiao,hurangandaoyigushaqixilai,zhihaobigongbijingditouhoutuiliangbu,ranhouzhuanshenlikai。
huidaohouyuan,duiyutazheigedanrenlebimawendejiading,bingmeiyouqitashiqinganpai,zhiguannaliangkuainadaizhe,dengzhechifanjiuhaole。
wanglouyeluodegeqingxian,zhijiezhaolegepijingdier,wangneiyizuojiushidatuiqiaoertui,kandeneibangzhengzaiganhuodexiarenyanxianbuyi。
buguoxiangdaoqianjirizheijiahuochadianbeidasi,xinlijiupinghengledian。
“yo!dalou!xiezheni!”yishengdiaokanxiangqi,wanglouzhengkaiyan,yuanlaishifushangfuzecaimaidecengergou。
fushangxiarenli,genqianrenchudelaiderenbuduo,dancengergoukendingsuanyige,qishiyitadewaixiangxingge,gensheidouchudelai。
“yo!cengge!huilaila!”wanglouliezuixiao。
cengergouyi**zuodaotashenbiandaliangzhetaxiaodao,“kanlaishangcinixiaozishibeidakaiqiaolea?yiqiankebuhuizheimedadalielie!”
“haixing!lidaogangganghao,mengbibushangnao。”
cengergouyizheng,fanyingguolaihouxiaomadao,“xinga,**douhuikaiwanxiaole!”
wangloukanzhetayanzhuziyizhuan,“duilecengge,nitiantianwangwaipao,duizanzheixianyuandaluyinggaitingshuba?”
cengergoubaibaishousarandao,“yibanban,yejiujiufenshuba!”
wangloukantaneishenqing,mingxianjiushi,nikuaiwendiansha,wohao**deyangzi,yushikanzhetayanjinghehexiaodao,
“neinijiugenlaodishuoshuobei!birudouyounaxiedingjishili?”
cengergouxinqingdahao,qingleqingsangzimeifeisewudao,“zanmenxianyuandalugongyousandadingjixiuxianshilizongmenheliangdashisuwangchao,tamengezizhanjuyifang,xianghuzhiheng!
sandazongmenfenbieshi,zhongyangtianxuanshanmaidetianxuanzong,dongbutaixushandetaixumen,yijixibuyoumingshanmaideyouminggu!
liangdashisuwangchaofenbieshi,dalunanbudedayanwangchaohedalubeibudebingshuangwangchao!”
wanglouneixinzhihu**!hezhedongnanxibeizhongdouyoudashilicunzaia!
kanlaizijipaoluhouzhinengquliangdashisuwangchaohunle。
xiuxian?xiushenmexian?laozichuanyueguolaijiuyaoxiuxianma!
gentongxingneixieguabibunengbia!zijishatiaojianyaoyoubishu。
“laoge,nishuozanzheilijuliliangdashisuwangchaonagebijiaojina?”
cengergouwenyanyouxiehuyi,“niwenzheigansha?nandaoniyoushaxiangfa?nikebiewanglezijishashenfena!”
尼玛,给老子笑!
“ahahaha。。。”wangloumeihuida,zhijiejiukaikoudaxiaoqilai,cengergouturanyouxiangqineixiekaixindeshi,biruzheiyitangcaimaiyounalebushaohuikou,yushiyegenzhehahaxiaoqilai。
“laoge!wojiushihaoqi,niyezhidao,yizandeshenfenhennanjiechudaozheixieshier,zheibuquanzhiwanglaogejizhangzhangjianshima!”
cengergouxiaodeyanleihuadouchulaile,“haha。。hao!gejintianxinqinghao!wojiugenni。。haha。。gennishuoshuozheishi!”
wangloushoulianqixiaorong,houzhezheicaipingfuleyixiaxinqing,yushikaikoudao,“zanmenanhuaifuzaidalushangshuyubeifangdidai,suoyizanmenjulibingshuangwangchaojinyidian,danjiusuanruci,congzheierdaobingshuangwangchaozuiqimayedezoushanggesanwunian!”
“duo,duoshao???”wanglouzhenjing!**,zheimeyuandema!
“sanwuniana!erqienizhidaoma?”shuozhe,cengergouhuranyoudianjianxixideyangzi,
“bingshuangwangchaodehuangdikeshigenvzie!”