第1章

lingchensidian,daxuesushe。

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世界骤然静止。

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xitong:【ding!nideqinqinguaguaxitongyishangxian!】

naoziliyidaomengmengdedianziyinzhaxiang,peiruoyaoyishizhujianhuigui。

【shawanyiera?xielunwenxiechuhuanjuelaile?saibojunzi?】peiruoyaozaixinlimamalielie。

zaizhengkaiyanjingyikan,peiruoyaogengmengle,zhouweiguseguxiangde,bieshuozheizhuangxiuhaitingfuguide,chuanghaishijinsinanmuchuang,jiandanlaishuojiushichongmanlejinqiandeqixi,【wolegedou,zheiji**nalaile?】

xitong:【bushie,suzhu,woshinideqinqinguaguaxitongni。】

【guaguaxitongwusuobuzhi,youleguagua,shangdaojiushijiu,xiadaoganghuizou,baozhengsuzhunidounengchidaotamendegua!zhiyuzheili,zheilishijinguoni,qinqin。】

【jinguo?meitingshuoguo,woyaohuijia!】peiruoyaozhijieyigedalouteloujujuexitong。

xitong:【suzhu,nizaiaoyeganlunwendeshihouyijingcusile,xianzaihuiqulianrendaihebajinzhong,niquedingyaohuiquma?】

裴若瑶:……

xitong:【suzhu,nihaishangleshehuixinwenni!dengguaguajininiannian。】

【“pu!22suinvdaxueshengjingranzaisusheliganzheige!”】

【“jing!nvdaxueshengaoyeganlunwencusi,zheijiujingshirenxingdeniuquhaishidaodedelunsang?”】

【“aoyeyishishuang,yizhiaoyezhijiehuozangchang!”】

peiruoyao:【sidaopu!zanmenzhijiejinruzhutiba。weishenmexuanzhongwolaizheili,zheijushentishishei?haiyou,yao**shani?】

xitong:【yinweiqinqinsuzhuheguaguaxitongdecichangshizaishitaifuhele!zheijushentishidingyuanhoufudesi**,yejiaopeiruoyao。guaguazuoweiyigechiguaxitong,zhiyaosuzhuduoduochigua,guaguajiunengshoujinengliangleni。】

peiruoyao:【chigua?zheigewoxihuan。shoujinengliangshisha?tonga,gennishanglianggeshibei,nengbunengbuyaoguaguaguaguadizicheng,wohaiyiweichengqianshangwanzhiqingwazaiwonaoziliguaguaguaguajiaoni。】

xitong:【……haodeni,suzhu。nengliangduiyuwomentonglaishuo,jiuxiangnimenrenleibixuchifanheshuicainengshengcunyiyang,womentongxuyaonengliangyunxing。】

peiruoyao:【womeiyoushaqiangzhixingrenwuba?】

xitong:【meiyou,suzhufuzekuailechiguajiuxing。chiwanguahaihuigenjuchideguadezhaliechengdu、chiguaderenshudengjianglijifen,jifenkeyiduihuangezhongwupin,suzhunizoushangrenshengdianfengbushimeng!】

【zoushangrenshengdianfeng,hehe!tongzinihuadezheidabingkezhenyuana!】peiruoyaojujuelexitongdehuadabingshuchu。

turan,peiruoyaoxiangqilaishenme,wenxitong:【tonga,nishuowomencichangfuhe,shayisia?shiyinweiwocongmingpiaoliangyouxiu……】

peiruoyaohaimeishuowanjiubeixitongdaduanle,xitongshizaishishoubuletadezilianle。

xitong:【yinweisuzhushizaishitaiaichiguale!zheibianjiancedaosuzhumeitianchenmichiguawufa**,zhangqizaimouhu、mouyin、moubo、moushushangchigua,rijunchigua8xiaoshi!】

【gengjiakuazhangdeshi,suzhunidelunwentimuhaishi“lunchiguaqunzhongzaiwangluoshijianzhongdeshenfenrentongyanjiu”!zheigantiandongdidechiguajingshena!】

peiruoyao:【……neiweishenmechuanchengzheigexiaoguniangni?wobuhuiqianglerenjiashentiba?】

xitong:【suzhuxiangshani,wokeshizhengjingtong,buganquedeshide。shuoqilaizheigeguniangyehenicichanghenfuheni。】

tingdaozheili,peiruoyaoyouzhongyiyannanjindeganjue,tajuedetongzizuilitubuchuxiangyalai。

xitong:【zheigexiaoguniangpingrilimeishaaihao,weiyijiushichenmihuabenziwufaziba,zuijinjingchenglichuleyige“jinchaoxiaoxiaosheng”,xielehaojibenbeiguifuguinvzhuipengdehuabenzi。】

【xiaoguniangjiushikan《fengliuwangyeqiaonigu》kanshangtoulesuoyiaoyele,toutouduobeiwolikan,jieguoyinweijuqingdaiyoudianyanse,xiaoguniangkanjidonglesuoyiyibuxiaoxinheniyiyanggale。】

peiruoyao:【《fengliuwangyeqiaonigu》?weishahewomendemoumouchuanzheimexiang?】

xitong:【nishuozheisuanbusuantebiedeyuanfen!nimensiyindoushilamedexiangsi!】

peiruoyao:【……tongguozheijianshiwomingbaileyigedaoli……】

xitong:【shibushibunengzaiaoyele?】

peiruoyao:【bububu,qiaqiaxiangfan!qianyouzhangailing“chumingyaochenzao”,jinyoupeiruoyao“aoyeyaochenzao”!yihouwoaogezaoye!】

xitong:【shashiaogezaoyea?】

peiruoyao:【jiushiyihouruguoganjuexintiaoguokuaiyaosilewojiushui!budaolinsiwobushui!feiyaozaiyanwangnaodaishangbengdi!】

xitong:【……zunzhonglijiebingzhufu。】

guaguatoutouzaixinlixiang,diqiushangyoujuhuajiaozunzhongtarenmingyun,fangxiazhurenqingjie……

geguia!zheikeshitadeqinqinsuzhu,wanyigaleneibushichushiweijieshenxiansi,xiandichuangyeweibanerzhongdaobengcuma?tadenengliang,tadekpia!

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peiruoyaohexitongzainaohailiyidunsichedegongfu,yuanshendeyahuanzisuhebanxiayanjiantianguangdaliang,bianlaiweipeiruoyaoxishugengyi,huranchuanlaiyidaoshengyin——

【tonga,nibieshuo,yourensihouderizihaizhenshigagashufuahahaha!jiushiqitaizaoleyoudiannanshou。】

xitong:【suzhukaixinjiuhao。】

谁?

谁在说话。

wuzilizhiyousangeren,dajiadoubizhezui,erzheishengyinmingmingjiushisi**deshengyin。

zisuhebanxiashouyidun,huaiyishiqitaizaolemeishuihao,chuxianhuantingle。

【zisuhebanxiazhangdehaitinghaokande,meirentietie~youpiaoliangjiejieweiwoshuzhuangdaban,zhenkuaileahahaha~】

xitong:【suzhuniweishazheimeweisuo……】

peiruoyao:【niyigetongzinidonggepi!hemeirentietiedekuailenishitihuibudaole~】

shengyinzaiduchuanlai,zheixiazisuhebanxiaerrenmingbailebushihuanting,tamenhaoxiangqueshinengtingdaosi**naozilidexinshengheyigejiaozuo“tongzi”deshengyin!

tamenerrenzhenjingduishi:qingtangdalaoye,tamenjianguile!