qishi,zaozaixitongdiyicichuxianshi,zailinmanmandenaonei,jiugoujianleyizuoxunitushuguan。
zailimian,zhengzhengqiqidibaifangzhewushudingtianlididedashujia。
shujiazhishang,baimanlegeshigeyangdeshuji。
juxitongsuoyan,zheixiedoushiyinweizhongzhongyuanyinerlanweidexiaoshuo。
erzheigexiaoshijie,jiushiyouzheixiexiaoshuoliderenwuzuchengde。
yejiushishuo,zaizheigeputidaluli,buzhixianzunyigefanpai,ershiyouxuxuduoduoweizhidefanpai。
danshi,youyuxitongnengliangbugou,buzuyigaozhilinmanman,naxierencaishifanpai。
zhiyoujiancedaofanpaideqingxujuliebodong,heihuazhixunsubiaoshengshi,xitongcainengmingquemubiao,jiangyuanwenwanwanzhengzhengdituisongjilinmanman。
cishi,zailinmanmandeyanzhong,neibenwenmingwei《zhongshengjiaxianzun》shu,haizaibutingdifaguang、zhandouzhe。
shuyedebianyuanxiangshibeishuangdongdaguo,yiranchuxianlejunlie、posundejixiang。
linmanmangenbenbuganyongshouquchupeng。
shengpazijiqingqingyipeng,zheibenshujiuhuihuachengjifen。
erzheigexiaoshijie,yehuisuizhiyanxiaoyunsan……
keshijishang,shaozienshelidefangyufazhen,zaixianzundeyanzhongxingtongxushe。
仙尊一掌拍去。
zhangfenghanbingcigu,ruyibalijian,shunjianjiujiangneiqiangweihuaqiangpichengleliangban。
“轰隆——”
mantianhuabanfeiwu,huacongzhizhong,yinanyinvyishanlingluan,miansechaohong。
“dadan!herenganpowodezhen?!”
shaozienpisanzhetoufa,xiongqianyijindachang,mengdijiuchaorenpaichuleyizhang。
“是我!”
xiayike,binglengdeshengyinbansuizheqiangdadeweiya,shirupozhuzhichongerlai。
shaozienzhijiebeidafanzaidi,yikouxianxuepenyongerchu。
“咳咳咳!”
tawuzhexiongkou,butingdikesou,jingranlianqishendouzuobudao。
zhinengbanguizaidishang,jiannandiyangqitou,mifengzheshuangyankanren。
daizhongyukanqingchulelairen,shaozienlianseshabai,zhandouzheshengyindao:
“die、die……nizenmelaile?”
xianzunmeitoujinzhou,jugaolinxiadao:
“woruoshibulai,nibianyaozaicichengqihaoshi?nikeduideqinidemuqin!”
“母亲……”
shidaorujin,shaoziendaoshixiangqilaile。
tademuqinshengqianzuiaiqiangwei。
zheimanyuandeqiangwei,doushitadefuqinweimuqinsuozhong。
neimianhuaqiang,gengshimuqinpingshengzhiai。
kexianzai,tamenjuranzaici……
“不!”
shaozienquegengzhebozidao:
“wonalicuole!?zheimeduonianlai,xueeryizhishiwoxinzhongsuoai。”
“woganyuanweileta,futangdaohuo,zaisuobuci。”
“可你呢?”
“nijuranzaiwobuzaishi,chenxuerru,qiangquhaoduo,yaoquxueerweiqi。”
“die,nidouwubaiduosuile!xueercaiyibaisuia,nidoukeyidangtadezushiyeyele!”
“nihaikoukoushengshengnianzhewodemuqin,muqin。”
“niruoshizhenaiwodemuqin,jiuyinggaiguduzhonglao,hebihuohaiyigebinixiaoneimeduodenvhaizi!”
“闭嘴!”
xianzunrenwukeren,henhenyibazhangxiaqu,zhijiejiujiangshaoziendetoudoudapianle。
“噗!”
youshiyikouxianxuepenchu,shaoziendelianshangxunsufuqixianhongdewuzhiyin。
“你就只会打我!”
shaozienjueqiangzhuantou,jiangkouyizhang。
yikejiuchihunzhexueshui,jiuwangxianzundelianshangtuqu:
“ruowodemuqinhaizai,tadingshihuichengquanwoyuxueer。”
“erbuhuixiangnizheiban,lashoucuihua,rangyouqingrennanchengjuanshu!”
“逆子!”
ququkoushuiziranbunengshangxianzunfenhao。
danshi,tadefengmouyuelaiyuehong,shenshangdeqixiyeyuelaiyuediankuang。
xiayishun,zhijian,xianzunwuzhichengzhua。
gekongyibajiuqiazhuleshaoziendebozi,jiangtalinleqilai。
“唔唔唔!”
shaozienshuangshouwuzhezijidebozi,lianggejiaojianbutingdibengda,shitudianzhudimian。
keshi,xianzundexiuweihedenggaoqiang。
shengnuzhixiadeyizhua,biannengrangrenwanjiebufu。
yankanzheshaozienmanliantonghong、etouqingjinbaozhan,jiukuaiyaochuqiduojinqishaoshi……
“不!”
女主雪儿一声尖叫。
tayebuguzijifasisanluan、yishansongkua,mengdijiupudaoxianzundegenqian,yonglidiquzhuaitadeshoubei:
“mingxuan,nibunengshata,tashinideerzi!”
“shiniweiyideerzi!”
“taruoshisile,ruoyanzuoguiyebuhuifangguonide!”
nvzhukouzhongde“ruoyan”,jiushixianzunsiquduoniandeqizi。
tabutitahaihao,yitijiruoyan,xianzunlishinufachongguan,zhuazheshaoziendeshoushang,gengshiqingjinbaozhan。
kepianshengcishi,haiyourengaobuqingchuzhuangkuang,genzheyitongpujiangleshangqu,kouzhonghaikuhanzhe:
“xianzun,xianzuna,zheilimiankendingyouwuhui!wuhuia!wodenverkendingbuhuizuozheizhongshiqingde,zheiyidingshi……shishaozienguhuoletaa……”
henxianran,neirenbianshixianzunyitongdailaidewu、liugexiushizhiyi。
shinvzhuxueerdefuqin——xiuxinzongdedaizongzhu。
shengxiadejigeren,yiyuxiuxinzongzhanqindaigu。
yijianzheiqingkuangbudui,tamenfenfenshangqian,huotaorao、huolajia。
场面混乱不堪。
“滚!——”
zhongyu,xianzunshuangmouchihong。
yishengnuhe,weiyajingtiandongdi。
chaneijian,tademianqianjiudaoxialeyipianren。
“chuanshuo,bainianqian,xianzunzhiqiwanggushi,tajiucengzouhuorumo,chadianmielezhenggexianmeng。”
“jinri,xianzunbuhuishijiubingfufaba!”
neiqunrenrenqinglexianshi,hedekudiehanniang、pigunniaoliu:
“tianna!xianzunfengle,tayaorumole!”
“快跑啊——”
jiuzaisuoyourendouyiweizijizaijienantaoshi,xianzunhundundenaonei,quechuanlailelinmanmanxishengxiqideshengyin:
【就这……】
仙尊动作一滞。
【xianzundarenfengshenjunlang、xiuweiwushuang,pingchanggengshizhanyaochumo,weihutianxiaheping。】
【woyuanyiwei,nengjitadailvmaode,dingshigeshenxianbanderenwu。】
【jiuzhei……jiushaozienzheipuxinnandemoyang?】
linmanmantucaodeshengyin,shunjianlingrentihuguanding。
xianzunchihongzheshuangmou,xunshengkanqu。
jiujianlinmanmanzaojiuduozailecanpodeqiangweiqianghou。
ertajiaotadehaotudilichaoyangkanhaoleta。
lichaoyangjiuzhendegenlinmanmanwozaileyiqi,zhiluchuleliangkemaorongrong、heihuhudedanaodai。
仙尊:“……”
yishizhijian,tadoufabuchulaihuole。
genghekuang,linmanmandexinshengyifentianying,yanranyouyizhongyaoluqixiuzi,jitachuqidejiashi:
【神经病啊!】
【yaowoshixianzun,woyeyaoheihua。】
【haibushinvzhu、gennvzhudie,shangganzheyaojiajita。】
【youyinweinvzhuyoushangbeizidejiyi,zhidaoxianzunduizijidewangqiniannianbuwang。】
【taguyibanzuowangqidemoyang,jielianzhizaolehaojiciouyu,haiyongmishurangxianzunrumeng,jiajiewangqizhikou,yaoxianzunquta。】
【fouze,anzhaoxianzunyangaoyudingdexingzi,zenmekenenghuidayingyutajieweidaolv?】
【tianna!xianzunyetaicanle,beirenshuadetuantuanzhuan,chunchunjiushigegongjurena。】
【哎……】
suizhezhangzhangdeyishengtanxi,linmanmanyounianzhexiuzi,kelianxixidicalecayanjiao:
【buguo,dayuanzhongshishei?】
【大冤种是我啊!】
【benlaiwokeyihuodehaohaode,jiushinannvzhugaoqiniansan,bidexianzundouheihuale。】
【zheitianxiacangshengyeshitamenplaydeyihuanma?!】
【zheixiazihaole,zheigeshijieyaowandanle,woyeyaosile。】
【ai,leile,huimieba……】
kejiudanglinmanmanzhunbeibailantangpingshi,xianzunquehenhendijiangshaozienshuaizaileyibian,fenfudao:
“jiangshaozienzhuaqilai,songrushuilao。”
“jiangsongxueerguanjinhuolao。”
dizizongsuanhuiguoshenlai,fenfenda:
“是!”
erzaitongyishike,zailinmanmandenaonei,yiranxiangqilezhimoubao“pilipala”diaoqiandeshengyin:
【gongxisuzhu,wanchengrenwu!】
【shangpinlingshidaozhangyibaiwan!】
林曼曼:“嗯?”
zenmejiu……wanchengle?!