第3章
他没钱啊！
shoulimeiliang，xinlifahuang！
tazhualezhuatoufa，gangayixiao：“neige......laopo，nengbunengjiewodianqian？”
苏梦婉无语了。
这是什么未婚夫啊！
破烂市场捡来的吧！
tashenzhihuaiyishibushiyourenbatadehunshubianyifamaile？
yanqiandeyexiaofeitulituqi、yiqiongerbaicubaomanheng！
suishuoshiweilejizijichutou，kezaitadeyanli，yexiaofeiyijiuerbudiaomeibenshidebiaoqian1
“nijieqianganshenme？”sumengwanlenglengfanwen。
“dache，songnihuijia。”
yexiaofeiheiheiyixiao，gangadecuolecuoshou。
都怪师父。
tademianzidouzaiweilailaopodemianqiandiuguangle。
sumengwanyizhenwuyu，zhijiezoudaoyilianghongsededagpang，dakaichemen。
“上车。”
yexiaofeimaliulisuodezuozailefujiashi，zuokankanyoumomo，gankaidao：“laoponikezhenyouqian，zheicheshibushilaoguile？”
qingluoshifuhetashuo，shanxiadewujiatebiegui。
yizhikaoyangroudehaojiqianyizhi！
tadepeishifulianbangeyuegong，cainengzanxiayizhikaoyangroudeqianni。
laopodechezheimepiaoliang，budeshigeyicainengmaideqia？
zijidecunkuansuiranyoujishigeling，kedoubeishifujikouxiale！
yixiangdaozhei，tajiuxintongbuyi。
sumengwanyizhenxiane，xiayishijuedeyexiaofeijiushiyigeaimuxurongdexiaobailian！
bu，tazhangdeyidianyebubai，yinggaijiaoxiaoheilian！
sumengwanyijiaoyoumenmengdicailexiaqu，qiangdadehouzuolirangyexiaofeidehoubeimengdizhongzhongwanghouyikao，xianxiemeibeizhuangtule。
好彪悍的老婆！
“nijiaoyexiaofeishiba？”
“dui，wojiu......”
yexiaofeidehuahaimeidengshuowan，jiubeisumengwanhenhendedaduan：“woshibuhuihenizaiyiqide，nibuyaoyikouyigelaopodejiaowo。”
“哦，好吧。”
yexiaofeibianlebianzui，youyudao：“neinizhibuzhidaoyejia？”
“nirenshiyejiaderen？”
sumengwanxintouyitiao，xiayishidefanwen。
yejiakeshitamensujiazuishijunlididejingzhengduishou，nandaozheigexiaozishiduifangpailaidejianxibucheng？
“shia，wohaiyouyigelaoposhiyejiade，niyaoshibuyuanyihewojiehun，neimafannisongwoquyejia，duiletajiaoshenmelaizhe，wokankana......”
yexiaofeishuozhe，congzijidebeibaolimian，taochulaiyizhanghunshu。
“jiao......jiaoyeqingyu......”
“够了！”
sumengwanlianseyichen，nuqichongchongdehechi：“nijiushiyigeliumang，hundan，jianren！”
tamendehunshu，guoranbeijianmaile！
beiyexiaofeizheigejianrenjimaidaoshoule！
taconglaidoumeiyoujianguo，yourendinghunyuehainengdingliangjiade！
“nibujiajiubujia，zenmehaimarenni！”
yexiaofeiyilianweiqu，weihunqihaoxionghaokepa！
buzhidaoshengxianeiliangweishigeshenmepiqi？
huibuhuiyehesumengwanyigeyang？
bangexiaoshizhihou，chezikaijinleyidongbieshunei。
sumengwanqihuhudexialeche，liankandoubukanyexiaofeiyiyan，tuimendahan：“yeye！yeyeninzaima！mengwanyouyaojindeshiqingyaoheninshangliang！”
“你等一等我啊！”
yexiaofeilianmangzhuileguoqu，yijinmen，tajiuchajuedaolebudui。
“你爷爷有病。”
“ni......ni......”
sumengwanbeiqihuaile，taqihuhudeyangqishoujiuyaodayexiaofei：“wokannicaiyoubing！niganzuzhouwoyeye，wodasinizheige......”
yexiaofeishunshiyibalazhulesumengwandeshou，shensejiqie：“kuaidaiwoqujianta！”
sumengwanjingedekanzheyexiaofeilazhezijizhibenerlou，haimeifanyingguolaiyexiaofeizenmezhidaoyeyezhuzainajianwuzi，jiukandaowuneijujilebushaoren。
sujiaeryesufangzhengyanshenshanshuo，buganzhishisumengwan，dishengshuodao：“mengwan，kuaikankanniyeyeba，niyeyeta......”
“爷爷！”
sumengwanbijianyisuan，yankuangtonghong，zhijiepudaolechuangbian，jinjinwozheyeyesuguoxideshou，gengyandao：“yeyeninzheishizenmelea，qianjitianhaihaohaode，zenmehuranbingdezheimezhong！”
suguoxilianseyuqing，zuichuncangbai，jiannandedakouhuxi，sihuxiangduisumengwanshuoxieshenme。
“yeyenibiezheji，sunnvzheijiuqujininqingdafu。”
sumengwancalecayanlei，gangzhunbeiqishen，jiutingdaosufangzhengbeichuang：“woyijingqingguole，dafushuobingzhengtaizhong，jinkuaizhunbeihoushi......”
sumengwanruzaoleiji，zhenggerenjiangzaiyuandi，yanleigungunliutang。
yeyezhendeyaolikaizijilema！”fangpi！”
yuanchudeyexiaofeihuranzhizhesufangzheng，bumandefanwen：“renhaimeisi，nijiuzhejijirentiyanwangdianqu，nishenmejuxina？”
“你是谁？”
sufangzhengmuguangyinchen，lenglengfanwen：“jingganzaiwosujiakouchukuangyan，shizaikee！”
yexiaofeimuguangzhuozhuo：“nixiangbuxiangrangtahuo？”
yexiaofeishenshidemuguang，rangsufangzhengxinzhongyizhan。
tanuliyaxiaxinzhonghuangluan，chenshengkaikou：“dangran，tashiwoqinershu，niwendejianzhishifeihua。”
“neijiubieshuozhunbeihoushizheizhonghua。”
“我......”
sufangzhengbeiyedeshuobuchuyijuhua，zhinenghenhendingzheyexiaofei，henbunengyongyanshenwansita。
“wuwuwu，yeye......”
sumengwanpazaisuguoxideshenshang，kudelihuadaiyu。
yexiaofeiwunaijiangtalaleqilai，roulerouetou：“sudaxiaojie，kuaishouqinideyanleiba，nishixiangyasiniyeyehaishiyansiniyeye？”
“......ninengxingma？nizhendenengzhihaowoyeyema？”
sumengwanshuangyanhongzhong，leiyanwangwangdekanzheta。
“jizhu，yongyuanbuyaoshuoyigenanrenbuxing！”
yexiaofeishenxileyikouqi，zhilezhisufangzheng：“mafanzheiweiqinershudedazhizi，jiwodaoyipenganjingdeshui，zainayitiaomaojinlai。”
“你......”
苏方正神色大怒！
zheigehundanxiaozi，jingranganzhanzijibianyi？
该死！
ruguobushidangzhezheimeduorendemian，tazhijieyijigouquanhenhenzhaohuguoqu。
kemeibanfa，sheirangtaganggangliaobiaoguoxiaoxinni。
盆和水走了过来。
taxiaoxinyiyidegangzhunbeibashuipenfangzaidishang，yexiaofeilianmangzhizhidao：“aiaiai，biewangdishangfanga，taiaila！”
shuozhe，yexiaofeijiubashoushenlejinqu，caganjingshouzhihou，shunshoubamaojindazailesufangzhengdebozishang。
sufangzhengjiangzheshoubei，bozishanghaiguazhemaojin，huotuotuofandianxiaoeryiwei！
“然后呢？”
sufangzhengkanzheyexiaofeimaliulisuodetuodiaolelaoyezideyifu，dakailezhenjiubao，nachulehaozhen，quemeiyouxiayibudedongzuo，yinchenzhelianwen。
“啊？”
yexiaofeipieleyiyansufangzheng，xiaozhebailebaishou，“fangneiba，wojiuxigeshou。”
“啥？”
苏方正目瞪口呆。
huiguoshenlaihou，qidelugebowanxiuzijiuyaozouguoqu，henbudehenhenjiyexiaofeiyigedazuibazi。
你妈妈的，敢耍我？
hezheduanpenshuilaishisihoutaxishouyongde，bushijilaoyezizhibingyongde！
“二叔！”
sumengwanshensejiqie，gengyankaikou：“yeyezaizhenjiu，nibunengdaraota！”
“nandaoninxiangyaozuobuzhongbuxiao，burenbuyizhibeima？”
sufangzhengdebuzijiangzaiyuandi。
haoxiaozi，bujinpohuailezijidejihuahaishualeziji！
taqideyaoyaqiechi，henhendiantou：“hao，woren！”
“zhiyaoshilaoyezinengquanyujiuxing，buguowogaosuni，yaoshinizhibuhaolaoyezidehua，woyidingyaonihaokan！”
sufangzhengdeyanjingpenchuhuoyan，lenglengdingzheyexiaofei，haosihetayoushenchoudahen！
duiyusufangzhengdetaotianyuanhen，yexiaofeishiruowudu。
tajuqiyinzhen，dongzuowenzhunhen，xingyunliushuiyibancijinxueweizhizhong。
jiutianxuanzhen，huosirenroubaigu，naishidaqizhenzhiyi。
sufangzhenglengyanpangguan，shenqingbuxie。
weilequerensuguoxishibushizhendeyaosile，tayijingzhaolailebuxiashigedafu，meigedourangtajinkuaizhunbeihoushi，shuolaoyezishiriwuduo。
raoshitayexiaofeiyoutongtiandebenshi，yebukenengjiuhuoyigesiren！
wufenzhonghou，tahuranshouleshou，yiquanhenhendezazailesuguoxidexiongkou。
“噗！”
yikouxianxuepenlechulai，suguoximiansetongku，quansuozhediyinbuduan。
“爷爷！”
sumengwanqideqiaoliancanbai，yibatuikaileyexiaofei，numadao：“nizaiganshenme！”
“老爷子！”
sufangzhengyenubukee，yanshenhenli，zhizhetanuhedama。
“nizheigehundanxiaozi，wozaojiukanchulainibuduijingle，zhibingyounizheimezhidemahenhenzalaoyezixiongkou，wokannishizaimousha！＂
“wozaijibingrenzhibinga，niaoaoshenme？”
yexiaofeibumandedingzhesufangzheng：“suxianshengganhuojiyu，weihuowangsheng，bunengzheimedongnu，buranqizhalefeikejiubushixingrongcile，jiubianchengdongcile。”
“放你娘的狗屁！”
sufangzhengbeiqidetaiyangxuetutukuangtiao，ciketayegubudeneimeduole，dashouyihuihandao，“huyuanni，ganjinjiwoguolai，bazheigefengzijiwohong......”
“咳咳。”
yishengqingweidekesouruer，suguoxihuranhuanhuandezhengkaileshuangyan。
tadeliansehuifuruchang，qixijunyunyouli，jingranzijizhichengzhezuoleqilai。
“yeye，nin......ninmeishile？”
sumengwanyoujingyouxi，gengyanzhefuzhulesuguoxideshou。
sufangzhengshenseweibian，talianmangganxiaoliangsheng，guzuoxinxidao：“laoyezi，ninkesuanshixingguolaile，chadianhesiwomen！”
“manzhe，wohaimeizhiwanni，nimenzaiganshenme？”
yexiaofeimeitouweicu，gangzhunbeizouguoqu，jiubeisufangzhengyibalanzhu。
“站住。”
sufangzhenglianseyinchen，lenglengweixie：“ruguonizheiyangdeyenengsuanzuoyishengdehua，neitiandixiadeyisheng，zhendangsijuele！”
“zhenshixiqi，zhibingjingranburangrenzhiwan，zhiyibaner！”
叶晓飞一脸无语。
“goule，xianzainijiujiwogunchuqu，shaozaizheilihushuobadao！”