shenye，lingjiangjichangjiuba，yigeyingjunshuaiqidesuifananrenyizhenzhoumei。
“shiniang，wocaiershiera，ninbihunyebuzhiyuzheimejiba？”
“nimingzhongyoujieshu，buxiangbeileipisi，jiubixuhetianfengzhitidenvrenchenghun，mingbailema！”
lufanpielepiezui：“guanjianwolianrenjiaguniangmiandoumeijianguoa。”
“chouxiaozihaigandingzui？laoniangqinzibangniwusede，neizisehainengchalema？”
“师娘，我……”
“woshenmewo？laonianghaiyaoshuimeirongjueni，meikongdalinigechouxiaozi，guale！”
du...du...du...
“这就挂了？”
kanzheguadiaodedianhua，lufanyaotouyitan：“zaoniea，haimeikuaihuogouni，jiukaishibihunle？”
bantianqiantahaizaiguowaideshatanshangxiaosaqieyi，jieguowanshangjiubeishiniangdeyitongdianhuajizhaohuiguole。
lufanbenxiangjujue，danshiniangshuotaershisisuineinianbiyoudajie，zaicizhiqianbixuhetianfengzhitidenvrenchenghunpojie，fouzejiuhuibeitianleipisi。
wunai，lufanzhihaoguaiguaihuilaile。
tashouzhongnazheyizhifanhuangdehunshu，xinlikumendebuxing，hunshushangnvhaimingjiaosuruohan，shilingjiangsushijituandezongcai。
“shinianggaibuhuishipianziba？wozheiweihunqidaodizhangshayanga？”
lufanbaiwuliaolaidehezhechashui，shibushikanxiangduimianshafashangzuozhedejimingchuanzhebaolu，shencairehuodexinggannvren。
tamenyigegenongzhuangyanmo，liandanyaorao，jushoutouzujianchongmanyouhuo，youqishixiongqiandeliangtuanfengying，gengrangrenhenbudepushangquhenhenroulinyifan。
“俗，俗不可耐。”
lufankanleliangyanjiumeilexingqu，zheizhonghuoseyagenbushitadecai。
jiuzaizheishi，bataiqianhuranchuanlaiyizhenqinglengyouyuandeshengyin：
“wojiushisi，yebukenengjiajisongchengjieneizhong**！”
lufanniutoukanqu，yimingshencaigaotiaodejuesemeinvzhengduzizuozaineilihemenjiu。
nvhaiwuguanjingzhi，pifuxuebai，liuyewanmei，hongrunjiaochunruyingtaobankeai。
wuheidexiufasuiyisanluojianbang，roushunguanghua，chentuozheneichuidanjipodexuebaijifu。
xiuzhangyuanrundexuejing，gaosongdesufeng，**tingqiaodeqiaotun，xianxibizhideyutui......
sxingdeshencaiquxian，jianzhiyouwu！
lufanxinlixiangzhezijiweihunqiyaoshiyouzheimepiaolianggaiduohao？
“tongbingxiangliana！”lufanzoushangqianqu，zaimeinvshenpangzuolexialai，xiangyaoshenrujiaoliuyifan。
tingdaolufandehua，suruohantaiqimeimouwendao：“niyebeijialibihunlema？”
“shia。”lufandianlediantou：“shiniangrangwoquyigelianmiandoumeijianguodenvren，wozaixiang，wanyishitagezhutouzenmeban？”
“haha，neiwomenhaizhenshitongbingxianglian，lai，heyibei。”suruohanduanqibeizihelufanpengleyibei。
“nini？niyoushigeshenmeqingkuang？”lufanxiaozhewendao。
suruohanqingqingyaohuangzheshoulidebeizi，meimoudaizhexiexuaichou：
“wobamaxiangrangwojiajisidajiazudeshaoye，ketajiushigebuzhebukoude**。”
“yuanlairuci。”lufandianlediantou。
suruohanyuexiangyueqi：“wosuruohanningkesiyebuhuijiajita！”
“ng？nijiaosuruohan？”lufanbuyouyileng。
“zenmele？youshenmewentima？”suruohandingzhelufanwendao。
“woweihunqijiujiaosuruohan！”lufantuokouerchu。
suruohanwenyanxiaole：“xiaogege，nidashanjiqiaohenlane。”
“yidiandoubulan，woshuodeshizhende。”
shuozhe，lufanjiuyaoqunahunshu，kejiuzaizheishi，suruohanhuranganjueyizhentouyunmuxuan，jiezhezhenggerenshentiyiruan，zhijiedaozailelufandehuaili。
“喝醉了？”
lufanweiweiyizheng，shuangzhidazaisuruohanshouwanshang，molemotademaibo。
“buhao，beixiayaole，haishihenyao！”
lufanmeitouweizhou，zhengzhunbeidaisuruohanlikaijiuba。
huran，liugexiongsheneshadeliumangchaotamenzouleguolai。
lingtoudenanrendaliangzhelufanhuailidesuruohan，yilianyinxiaozhedao：
“xiaozi，zheiniushiwomengejigede，buxiangsidehua，jiubatajilaoziliuxia。”
“woliunima。”lufandanmosaoshitamenyiquan。
nanrentinghoudanu：“made，jingjiubuchichifajiu，nizhaosi！”
huayinluoxia，nanzidashouyihui，zhaohushouxiayiqichongleshangqu。
lufanbaozhesuruohanceyiliangbu，suijihurantaishou，shugenyinzhenshunxishechu！
zhijiecizhongnanzidengrenshentixuewei。
噗噗噗......
chaneijian，liumingliumangquanbushuaidaozaidi，tongkuaihao。
lufanbaozhesuruohanwangmenwaizouqu，luguohundaozaidishangdejigeliumangshi，tayijiaotichu。
“嗷呜！”
canjiaoshengxiangqi，jimingliumangfenfenwuzhukudang，quansuozaijiaoluosesefadou。
lufanmeiyoulihuitamen，jingzhilikai。
......
jifenzhonghou，fujinyijiajiudian。
lufankanzhezaichuangshangzhengzhadagundesuruohanyizhenfanzao：
“nidaoshipeihediana。”
suruohanzhongdedushiyizhongyinzijingwaidegudu，zheidushifenyinxie，zhongduzhebixuzaiyixiaoshineixingnannvzhishi，fouzebianhuibaotierwang。
lufanyizhenpiezui，taxiuliandejinganglongxiangjueshiyizhongtongzigong，gonglidachengzhiqianbukeposhen，buranlufanyebuzhiyurucitoutong。
“suanle，polijinixicixueba。”
jiujieleyizhen，lufanhuaposhouzhi，jiangliuxuedeshouzhifangdaosuruohanzuibian。
lufandeshentibaidubuqin，tadejingxueyenengjiezheishijianbaidu，duifusuruohanzhongdeduyebuzaihuaxia。
suruohansihuchajuedaoweixian，yaojinyaguanbuzhangzui。
“不识好歹！”
lufanhengleyisheng，zhijieqikaisuruohandezhuchunqiangxingdulejinqu。
“咳咳咳...”
haizaihunmizhongdesuruohanyizhenkesou，ranhouyongliyaolelufanyixia。
lufanganmangsongshouduobi，kanzhelangbeitudiaodesuruohan，lufanyizhennaohuo：
“niyadeshugoudea，zheimexihuanyaoren？”
buguohaozaisuruohanyanxiaquleyibufen，duxinghenkuaixiaojie，tayechenchenshuilexiaqu。
kanzhesuruohanneitianjingwenwandelianpang，lufanbuyounannandao：
“tayejiaosuruohan，nandaotajiushiwoyaozhaodeweihunqi？
gangxiafeijijiuzaijiubayushangle，weimianyetaiqiaoleba？
suanle，dengtamingzaoxinglaizaiwengeqingchuba！”
tianseyiwan，lufanyemeiyouduoxiang，daotoubianzaisuruohanshenpangshuixiale！
第二天一早。
“啊！”
fangjianmengranjingxingyidaojianjiaosheng！
lufanzhengyanwangqu，zhijiansuruohanjinwuxiongkouzuozaichuangtou，shuangyandengdeliuyuan，zhengnubukeededingzheziji......