第6章 不能让人看笑话

xiaozihekaizhecheyanzheshuxideluxianhuidaolexiaojiaweiyuhaibiandebieshu。

yilushang,tamenliangrendoumeiyoushuohua,qifenyouxiechenmen。

zaixiaoziheneilizhetenglehenjiu,yexintingganjueleile,kaozhechechuangjiumanmandeshuileguoqu。

zaitingyuanlidasaodeyongrenmen,kanjianxiaoziheneiliangsaobaodelansebinlimanmanshijinyuanzi,bumianyizhenhuantianxidi,yixiejianfengshiduodeyongrenhaizhengxiankonghoudepaojinzhuwuquxiangxiaolaoyebingbao。

chetingxia,xiaoziheshenshouyaoleyaozaoyishuisiguoqudeyexinting,yaolebantianyemeijianxing。

“yexinting!”tatiejintadeerduodajiaoyisheng。

“啊………”

tacongzuoyishangtiaoleqilai,touzhuangdaolechedingshang。

ruobushichedingruanruande,tadenaodaikongpayijingkailehua。

“xiache。”xiaozihelengshengshuodao。

“到了啊?”

yexintingchuzaibanyanbanmengzhuangtaixia,haoxiangwangjilezijishouleshang,mimihuhudejiudakaichemenxialeche。

suoyi,zaizheiruodadetingyuanzhizhong,suoyourendoutingjianleyishengcanjiao。

xiaoziheraodaoyexintingmianqiandunxiashen,kanzhepazaidishangmiansecangbaideyexinting,budanmeiyouyisitongqing,fanerduizhetaqingmiedexiaochulesheng。

“蠢女人。”

shuowan,tabiandabuzoujinlezhuwu。

ruodadebieshuli,yongrenpaipaizhandeshifenzhengqi。

xiaoziheqianjiaogangjinmen,houjiaojiutingdaoyongrenmenshifengongjingqiezhengqidehanzhe:“huanyingshaoyehuijia。”

xiaoziheaomandediandiantou,xiaosadezouxiangzijidefuqinxiaosu。

“ba。”tashengyindichen,lianshangyemeiyousihaoyufuqinjianmiandexiyuezhigan。

“嗯。”

xiaosuyezhishidandandeyingleyisheng,jixukanzhebaozhi。

tamenzhijiandeguanxishifenlengdan,rangganggangxialoulaideyeshumanbujinyaotou。

yeshumanshixiaozihedemuqin,yexintingdemingzijiushiyeshumanjiqude,shuoshinvhaiziguaiqiaodongshishimamadexiaomianao,genzhetaxingcainengyouyigewenxindemingzi。

suoyishiliunianqian,xiaoxiaodexinerbeiyeshumanconggueryuanlinghuilaideneiyitian,jiuzhengshigaimingweiyexintingle。

yeshumanyitaiyouya,suiranrenyidaozhongnian,quezheshishigefengyunyoucundepiaoliangnvren,

tazoudaozijierzideshenbianzuoxia,miandaiweixiao,“xinerni?wogangganghaoxiangtingdaotadeshengyinle,nimenbushiyiqihuilaidema?”

xiaozihehuiyimuqinyigebuqianbudandexiaorong,“tazaihoumian。”

“yaobuyaoshangloukankanmamajinimenbuzhidexinfang?”

shuodaozijiqinshoubuzhidexinfang,yeshumandeyanlishanshuochuxingfenhedeyideguangmang。

raner,xiaozihequezhuangzuomeikanjian、meitingjian,naqilingyifenbaozhikanleqilai。

“nimenliangfuzijiuzhihuiqifuwo,haishixinerzuitiexin。”

yeshumanyibianbaoyuan,yibianqishenchaomenkouzouqu,kekanlexujiu,yemeikandaoyexintingdeshenying。

tahuitouduizhexiaozihedahan:“heer,xinerrenni?”

“………”

xiaozihedechenmobayeshumanqidezhiduojiao。

zheishi,zhijianyexintingyiqueyiguaidechuxianzailedamenkou,banbianlianheiheide,yifuyezangzangde。

“ma。”yexintingyouqiwuli。

yeshumandanyoudao:“xiner,nizheishizenmele?”

yexintingdijiyeshumanyigeanweideyanshen:“buxiaoxinshuaileyijiao,niudaojiaole。”

叶舒曼更加担心了。

talianmangxianqileyexintingdekutui,zhijiantadejiaohuaichuqingqingziziyidapian,youdedifanghaiyinyinmaozhexue。

“amei。”yeshumandahan,“kuaifuxiaojieshanglou,dadianhuarangchenyishengguolaikankan。”

“ma,buyongle,wozaihegegeneilicaguoyaole。”

tianzhidao,hegegesangezi,tashizenmetuchulaide。

tadeshengyinsuiranbuda,zuozaiketinglidexiaozihequeshiyizibuloudetinglejinqu。

赫哥哥………?

“bukanyishengzenmexing,mingtianjiushihunli,zongbunengzuozailunyishangjuxingyishiba。”

yexintingzhideguaiqiaodedianlediantou。

xiaojiazaixshiyeshiyoutouyouliandedajiazu,erzijiehun,xinniangquezuozailunyishang,rangrenkanleqibushihuibeixiaohua。

erqie,xiaosuqinglaiguanliderenwudoushixshiyoutouyoulianderenwu,tadangranbunengrongrenyiwaidefasheng。

“ma,mingtianbuhuiyourenguanli。”xiaozihedandandeshuoleyiju。