许介：
zhouyuyanxiang，xusiyuanzheiguniangshibushixia？
taruobuaita，hebishishititie、zhaoguzhoudao，danxintachibubao、shuibunuan，batadeganshoufangzaidiyiwei？
xusiyuankantayiyan，danranhuiying：“ng，shiwobuaini。”
zhouyuyanbeiyezhu，zhidaotameixinmeifei，chenmopianke：“yexingba，buguanniaibuai，woxianaile。”
后来，某人被打脸，
wangshangyougediaochawenjuan：nixueshengshidaidexueba，xianzaizenmeyangle？
xusiyuankanlekanchuanzhebaichenshanzaichufangdezhouyuyan，qingpiaopiaoqiaoshangyixingzi：ng，xianzaichengweiwolaogongle。
第1章：关灯吧
xusiyuanyuanyiweizijidediyicihuibeitashoudaodilaotianhuang，daosideneiyitian，yemeijihuitihuidaohaoyoulinzhinanshuode：nannvzhijiandeshi，zhiyouqinshentihuile，caizhidaoshenmejiaosileyouhuo，huoleyousi。
daoyebushitaduobaoshou，zhishicongxiaoanbujiubanshangxue，gongzuo，quefashijiandeduixiang，zhidaoyudaoyanqiandenanren。
budebushuo，tadechutiyanhenhao，nanrenyizhihenshenshi，henzhaogutadeganshou，jibianzaidedaomanzudeshihou，yemeiyouqishenjiuzou，ershixiangduidaiqinmiairenyibanbaoletaxujiu，rangtajuedezijibeizunzhong，shenzhibeishenaizhe，zheifenwenroudixiaoletadiyiciyuedetanteyuziwohuaiyi。
dangran，tameiyougaosunanrentashidiyici，yishibuxiangzaochengduifangdexinlifudan，ershiyebuxiangrangduifangdeyi。suoyizaikaishishi，tajinliangzhuangshulianerdafangdeyangzi，laolaozhangwolezhudongquan，zhishi，daolezuihouyibu，zhongshirenbuzhu，
“关灯吧！”
nanrentingdaotadehua，qingxiaochusheng，henqinghenwenrou，xiangshiweifengfuguo，rouleroutadetoufa，tinghuadiqishenbadengguanle，xianruheianzhizhong，xusiyuanzongsuansonglekouqi，yeqingxingguanledeng，fouzegangcaitaifengkuang，tabuxiangrangduifangkandao。
啪嗒一声！
nanrenqishendakailechuangbiandeluodideng，guangxianwenhe，bananrentingzhideyaobeixiantiaochentuodegewailiuchang，xusiyuanbujinyoujuedekougan。gangcaichuleyishenhan，nianhuhudenanshou。
“我去洗澡。”
chentameizhuanshen，taguozhechuangdanyiliuyanjinleyushi，poyoudianluohuangertaodeyangzi，zhidaoyinyundewuqimiman，tacaizhenzhengfangsongpingjingxialai。
犯了个错！
haoyoulinzhinanzuoweitaxing.qimeng“laoshi”，qiandingningwanzhufu，buyaogaorenshideren，youqishitazheiyangdecainiao，henrongyiremafan。
keshiwaibianneigenanrensuanrenshiderenma？
zhouyuyan，zuoweisenzhoushizhimingrenwu，tadangranrenshita，dantayinggaishibujidetade，suoyisuanburenshiba？
jinwanchunshuyiwai，taduonianbucanjiatongxuejuhui，jinwanshigaozhongweiyihaoyouchengchenlaisenzhouchucha，zulegeju，jiaolejiweitongzaisenzhoudegaozhongtongxue，tatuituobulezhihaocanjia，erhou，bianjiandaolezhouyuyan。
zhouyuyanbushitamendetongxue，dangniantalike，tawenke，jingshuibufanheshui，weiyidejiaojishitayutamendebanzhangzhoukuoshifaxiao，banzhangzhoukuoyezaisenzhou。
juhuishi，banzhangyemeiyouteyijieshaozhouyuyan，zhiqingmiaodanxiedao：gangganggentazaitanshi，shundaodaiguolaicengdunfan。
benyebuyongbanzhangduojieshao，zaisenzhouhundetongxue，sheibuzhidaozhouyuyan？shenzhipingrihejiuchuiniushi，yexihuanshuoyisheng，dangniangenzhouyuyanshigaozhongtongxue，neixiaozishitiancai，zaigaozhongshijiuxianluwuyi，zaijiangxiexijie，yicizhangxianzijiyuzhouyuyanhenshu。
fanerxianzaidaolezhenrenmianqian，doujujindegenshenmeside，lianjuhuadoubuganzhudongkaikougentashuo，yebunengguaidajia，shizaishizhouyuyanzheiren，qizhilengdanshuli，henbuhaoxiangchudeyangzi。banzhangshuotashilaicengfande，haizhenshi。luozuozhihou，jiupangruowuren，mantiaosilidichizhe，bingbucanyutongxuezhijiandeliaotian。
xusiyuanyebutaiyoucanyugan，ruobushiyinweichengchen，tashijuebuhuilaicanjiagaozhongtongxuejuhuide。danbanzhangxujiubujianta，reqingguoletou，liaobudaosanju，bianbahuatiyindaotashenshang。