shijianhenkuaijiulaidaolewanshangshidian，ganggangchiwanpaomiandelinyunzuodaodiannaozhuoqian，anxiakaijijiandedeshunjiandiannaofengshanjiufengkuangdezhuanleqilai。zheitaidiannaoyijingshi**qiandelaogudongle，nengkaigezhibo，wanwanyixiebuchipeizhidedeyouxiyijingshixietianxiedile。
dangran，fengshanshengyinhaishihendade。
kaijihoushuaxinleyixiafengshanzaicipaoxiaoleqilai，buguohenkuaijiuanjingle。
linyunzaicichangshileyixia，faxianmeiyouwentibiananxialezhiboanniu。
meiguoyihuijiululuxuxudeyongruleyipiguanzhong，renshubuduozhiyoujishige，doushizhiqianjizandegudingguanzhong。
jiandaoyourenjinlaibiankaikoudao
“dajiawanshanghaoa，huanyinglaidaozhubodezhibojian。”
随即有弹幕飘过
“zhubowanshanghao×25”
“zhubohaishineimezhunshi，aileaile”
“zhubobiaotizenmehuishia”
“zhubojinwanyaojiangshenme”
kandaoduanduanxuxupiaoguodedanmu，linyunxinlihaishihenkaixinde，dangzhubohenpameiyourenfadanmujiaoliu。
meirenfadanmujiumeiyoudonglishuohua，bushuohuajiumeiyouguanzhongliucun，meirenliucunjiubuxiangshuohua。
zhibodebiaotishi“jintiankaishiziyoule”。
yushihuifudao：“wojintiantuichugonghuile，hetongyemeile，yesuanshiziyoule
zhiyujinwanboshenme，woyebuzhidao，yaobuwomenjiutingtingyinle，liaoliaotian？”
linyunyequeshimeiyoushenmenengbode，yingjianjiuxianzhiledabufendekeneng，yiwangduoshixiangguanzhongjiangyixiezhuanyezhishi，huoshiwanyixiaxiaoyouxi。
jutasuozhi，tadebangyidagejiushiyigexiangxueyinledanshizhinenghuijiaguanlijiazuqiyedeqianjin**，
qiyuguanzhonglimianyeyoubushaoshiduizuoquganxingquerliuxialaide。dangranhaiyouyixieshijuedetashengyinhaotingcailiuxialaide。
linyungangshuowandanmujiuhuifudao
“zheidahaorizibulaigelulianma”
“zhuboshengyinneimehaotingzhangdeyinggaiyehenshuai，bukaolvmaigebeidaikuboxingxiuma。”
“zhuboshanghaowanduorenyouxima”
“shenme，zhuboshigay，haiyouzheizhongshi”
kanzheyuelaiyuelipudedanmu，linyunjimangzuzhi
“nimenbuyaotaiguolipua，woshizhengjingzhubo，dengxiazhibojianjiumeile，nimenkebiehaiwo。”
“急了，主播急了”
“chunluren，tingshuozhuboshixueyinlede，nengbunengjidajiabiaoyangecaiyi，laishougetingting。”
zheigeyaoqiuchanggededanmuyichu。qitarenfangfozhaodaolemubiaoyiyang，danmutongyidoushiyaoqiushangcaiyi，duicilinyunyezhinengwunaiyixiao，bijingtashixuezuoqude，duiyuchanggongsuiranyoudanshibingbuduo，mianmianqiangqiangzhinengsuanshiktvshuiping。
suoyilinyundangjijiuxiangkaikoujujue，danhuahaimeichukoujiuyanlehuiqu。
zhijianzhibojiemianbeiyigezhengzaishengqidehuojianfugai，tongshibansuizhewubixuanlidetexiao，zaitexiaochuxianyishunjian，yuanbenanjingdediannaozaicifachulebukanzhongfudexiangsheng，tongshihaibansuizhebansuizhekadun。
dengtexiaohuanmansanquhoulinyuncaisonglekouqi，tongshidaizhejidongganxiedao：“xiexielaobandehuojian，xiexie，zhulaobanyongyuanbusi。”
bujidongbuxinga，zheiwanyiwuqiankuaini，tanengnayibanni，tongshihaiyouquanpingtaipuguangdejihui，dangrandaduodoushijinlainaliwufudaide，buguozonghuiyouguanzhongliucunde。
cishidedanmuquzeshizheiyangde
“老板大气”
“老板大气×99”
……
“xiexielaoban，nawanliwujiuzou”
……
tongshitayekandaolezhidingzaipingmushangfangdexingmufayan，neirongshizheiyangde
“shangcaiyi，changge，yaotingzhuboxiede！！！！！！！！！！”
youledalaodedaitou，qitaguanzhongkandaoyefenfenfuhe，liangangjinruzhibojiandechiguaqunzhongyezaifuzhi＋1。
duici，linyunzhinengkelekeyizuzhishuaping：“bushizhubobuyuanyi，zhishizhubomeiyouzhunbeia。”
“biemoji，changwanzaishuayigehuojian”
gan，zeiren，xiuxiangyongjinqianfushiwo，dangjilengxiaoyisheng：“woshineizhongfuqianderenma，jinqianduiwobuqizuoyong。”
dunledun，meijitamendazideshijianjixushuodao：“buguoqianjitianyeguantianxiang，ouyoushouhuo，zhengxiangyudajiafenxiang。”
弹幕：
“？？？？”
“nikankannineichouloudezuilian”
“shenmeqingkuang，gangjinlaijiuyougetingma？”
“zhuboxingbuxing，buhuizhaobudaodiaoba”
“yuanchuanggequ，youdianyisi，danhaishixianbashengyindiaoxiaoba”
“zhuboshengyinneimehaoting，changqigelaiyinggaibuhuihennantingba。”
duiyudanmulinyunmeiyouqukan，ershiqujiaoluonachuneibaxuejiesongdaojita，tongshisisuozhegaichanggeshenmege。
henduogequduanshijianneidoumeibanfaxiangqiquanbudegeci，taxianzainengxiangqiquanbugecidezhiyouliangshou，yishoushiganggangchoujiangdedaode。
erlingwaiyishoukeyishikeyi，danshitachangqilaiganjueyoudianweihe。
suanle，weihejiuweiheba，fanzhengyemeirenrenshiwo。
huidaodiannaozhuoqian，cishidedanmuhaizaitaolunlinyunchangdehaobuhaoting。youdalaoshenzhiyijingzhunbeikaipanle。
meiyoulihuidanmu，diaozhengleyixiayinliang，zhijiekaichang
【zhu，nidebiziyoulianggekong】
【ganmaoshidenihaiguazhebitiniuniu】
【zhu，niyouzheheiqiqideyan】
【wangyawangyawangbudaobian】
【zhu，nideerduoshineimeda】
【hushanhushanyetingbudaowozaimanisha】
【zhu，nideweibashijuanyoujuan】
【yuanlaipaopaotiaotiaohailibukaita】
抽空看了眼弹幕
“buduijing，zheigebuduijing”
“wozenmeganjuezhubozaimawo，danshiwomeiyouzhengju”
“youdianhuaiyizhubodejingshenzhuangtai”
meiyoulihuidanmu，jixuchang
【猪头猪脑猪尾巴】
【conglaidoubutiaoshideguaiwawa】
【meitianshuidaorishaisanganhou】
【congbushuaya，congbudajia】
【zhu，nideduzishineimegu】
【yikanjiuzhidaoshoubuleshenghuodeku】
【zhu，nidepifushineimebai】
【shangbeiziyidingtouzailefuguirenjia】
【chuanshuonidezuxianyoubadingpa】
【suanmingxianshengshuotamingzhongfantaohua】
【jiandaopiaoliangguniangjiuxixihaha】
【buhuilianhong，buhuihaipa】
……
【你很想他】
linyundechanggongsuiranbingbuzenmeyang，danshitadeshengyinhaishitinghaotingde，bijiaoyoucixing，tuziqingxi。
yiquchangwan，danmuqueshikongkongruye,yaobushikandaozaixianrenshubingmeiyoushao，linyunhaiyiweizijiyouliangleni。
jianmeiyourenfayan，bianzhudongkaikoudao：“keke，geweiguanzhonglaoyemanyilema。”
shuoshihua，zheishougetahenxihuanting，danshibuxihuanchang。
“bushi，sheijiaonibazhuxiechengzheiyangde”
“haoting，neiweidagelupinglefayixiawoquchangjitongzhuoting”
“shangwangchaleyixiameifaxianmeichadao，yuanchuangwuyi”
“siqudehuiyizaigongjiwo，wocengjingyeyouyigejiaowozhudetongzhuo，danshiwobatanongdiule，wuwu”
“xiongdimen，zhenxineigejiaonizhuderenba，yihoubuyidinghuiyoule”
“猪”
……
【yuzuisongchuniubai×99bingliuyan：haohuodangshang】
【yuzuisongchuhuojianshengkong×1bingliuyan：shuodaozuodao】
【ajiancaizhaowosongchuhuojianyihaobingliuyan：wonverhenxihuan，ganjinchudanqu。】
……
“ganxiegeweideliwu，xiexie”linyunxianzaiganjueyoudianjidong，bijingshidiyicibeiliwuhongzha。
yishijianzhenggepingmudoubeiliwutexiaochengbaole，yiliangfenzhongzhihoutexiaocaizhujianxiaoshi，linyunyecainengkanqingdanmu，yixiecengjingdelaofenyezaidanmushangtilinyunganxiedashang。
“zhubogoufuguiwuxiangwang，zhubowoshinideshinianlaofena”
kandaozheidanmulinyunbuyoudeyixiao，shuodao：“ganxienideshinianpeibana，buguozhubodezhiboshengyacaiganggangmanyue，haichayidianmanshinian，haiyounihaoxiangdoumeiguanzhuwo。”
buguozheirensuiranmeiguanzhudanqueshishilaoguanzhongle，tayiqiankanzhiboqishiyebuhuidianguanzhu，quankaolishijilu。
erlinyuncishidezhibojianrenshuyinweiliwudeyinliujinlailehenduoxindeguanzhong，henduogangjinlaidebingmeiyoutingdao，yushifenfenfayan
“womeitingdao，zhubozailaiyici”
“haimeixuehui，zailaiyici，woyaochangjitongzhuoting”
danmuliangzaiyicibiaosheng，jibendoushifuzhijiayixiwanglinyunzaichangyicide。