第三章:唐大帅直播降妖,猴哥送来山水神图

zheiqunliaohaiyouzheigongneng,neiwoqiebushiyaofadale,xiaomingjidongbuyi。

xiangtiaogou:ok,geweidalao,neiwojiuzhengyong,dakuangfengdaoyoudeyijian,rangxiaoerqumingweixiangbabang。

zhutianwanjieshenmiqunzhutongguoqunliaofalaiyifenshenmilibao,zuoweiganxiequnyouzhengyongledaoyouyijian。

wangxiaomingdianjilingqushenmilibao。

【yohou,dakaishenmilibaohuodesuijijiangli,wudengji***:kunshidaqiu,lianzhidacheng,meiyiciyunqiuyukuaxia,zabaodeshibierendedanzong。】

【yohou,dakaishenmilibaohuodesuijijiangli,wudengjigongfu:bujiangwude,zhiyaonitouxi,meiyounongbugadediren。】

“woqu,zheiliangmen***zenmeyouzhongsicengxiangshideganjue,erqietamenzhengmanmanhewoyishirongweiyiti。”wangxiaomingbenlaishijuedezheiliangmengongfuchunshushigaoxiao,kexianzaiquerangtadachiyijing。

youdexitonggale,queyilingwaiyizhongxingshihuozhe,wangxiaomingyouliyouxiangxin,zheifenmingjiushixitong。

haimeiyoupingfuneixindejidong,biankanjianyouyigenichengjiaoxiaohouhoudefalaixiaoxi。

xiaohouhou:dalao,nengbunengjiujiuwo,anlaosunyijingbeiyawubainianle,shuohaojintianyouyuanzhirenhuilaijiuwo,danshixianzaidoumeiyoujiangerenying。

zheibushizhendeshibeiyawuzhishanxiadeneigeqitiandashengba?wangxiaomingxiangzhe。ruguoweitapaiyoujienan,huibuhuijishenmejiangli?

yushireqingdehuifudao:dashengmoyaozheji,youyuanrenpashimiluledangele,bujiujiuhuidao,ninaixindenghou。

wangxiaomingzaiqunliaolikandao,tangdashuaijiaoguanyinpusafadingweijita,suoyicaixiangkenengshimeiyouzhaodaoshangshandelu。

xiaohouhou:haode,daoyou,neianlaosunzaidengdeng,anlaosunyemeiyoushakeganxienide,zheidianxiaoliwuqingdaoyoushouxia。

qitiandashengshuozhejiwangxiaomingfaleyigeshenmilibao,wangxiaominggaoxingdelianmangdakai。

【yohou!dakaiqitiandashengfalaideshenmilibao,huodehuaguoshankongjianshanshuituyijuan,cinaiweikongjianchuwu,kecunhuowu。】

“haha,youshiyigejingtiandali,wozhenshitaiqidaizheigexiuxianjiele。”wangxiaomingjidongbuyi。

jiuzaiwangxiaomingzhunbeixianguanbiliaotianchengxu,haohaoxiaohuayixiashenmiqunzhujideliangbuwudengji***shi。

qunliturandanchuyigeshipin,shixitianqujingsirenduixiaoduizhangxiaotangtangfalaidezhiboshipin。

xiaominghaoqidediankaiyikan。

shitangtangzhuoyaodezhiboxiu。

zhijianzhibojianzhong,tangshuaizhengzhuiganzheyitiaowutianjingdeqingshe。【shenjiejingjiehuafenwei:xianyingjing,xianfanjing,xianwujing,wutianjing,huadaojing,zaodaojing,wudaojing。】

guankanzhibojiandewanjieshenglingbujinjinghu,zheimelihaidesheyaodaodishicongheerlai?

huibuhuishimouweidalaodeyangdexiaosan,peipei,yangdechongwu。jushuoyaoyuanshikongchudeasanshenguo,luanduidongwunaishiguoyunzhiben。

jiulianwudaojingdexiyiduiwu,yebeiduidelianyequntiqianxi。

zhibodanmushang,bujinyourenyilunfenfen。

zheitangtangbushishuoshouwufujizhilideheshangma,zenmeneimeqiang?

yourenlimafachulezhiyi。

wangxiaomingmeiyoufadanmu,zhishirenzhendekanzhezhibojiandeyisengyiyao。

neisheyaoyetaipiaoliangle,tadeliandankanbirenheyiweixiannv。

yourenbujinzaizhibojianjinghudao。

我想怼那个蛇妖。

woyanzhonghuaiyinishiasanguopailaidejianxi,buranbuhuizaizheimeyansudezhibojian,shuochuzheiyangdehua。

tangtangzhuoyaozhibojianligezhongpinglunmantianfei。

“daweitianlong,daluofazhou,banruozhufo,banruobamahong。xiaoxiaowutianjingdisheyao,chiwotangdashuaiyidayinggun,bu,yishanzhang。”

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