第1章 安闲瞎子打卡得瞳术

【ding!languoxingchengdakajindu100%,dakachenggong!

gongxisuzhuhuode:tongshu·yuedu!

yijiesuoxiayidakaxingcheng,qingsuzhuqianwangnananxingchengwanchengdaka。】

安闲推了推墨镜。

又是瞳术...

硬了,拳头硬了。

chenmoliangjiu,moranshenxikouqi,qichendantian。

“gouxitong!chulaiaima!”

【叮。】

“dingninianggetui!laoshijiaodai,nishibushidongshoujiaole?”

【jianglibushoubenxitongkongzhi,wanquansuiji。】

“woxinxinkukudakalebazuoxingcheng,qizhongwugejianglidoushitongshu,zheigailvnijiwoshuowanquansuiji?nimozheliang...tui——!”

anxianhuayinyizhi,buxiedecuilekoutuomo。

“wanglenimeizheiwanyi,danfanniyoudianliangxin,yebuzhiyujiwotongshu。”

tazhuaixiamojing,chengkaiyanpi,luchuqueshiyanzhudekongdangyankuang。

“lai,nigaosuwo,tongshuwogaizenmeyong?”

【无法使用。】

anxianxueyacengdejiushanglai。

yaobushixitongwushiti,taduoshaoyaojitongzixiong,biaoyanyitaozhengerbajingdejuntiquan。

“nitemezhidaowomeifayong,haijingjiwotongshu,daoshixianjiwobayanzhuzipeishanga!”

【ding!shoudaosuzhuqingqiu,xitongchulizhong......】

anxianyanjing...suanle,meiyou,liangbule。

buguoqidaishishidashide。

下一秒。

【qingqiubohui,suzhuxuquhuibenshendeyuanpeiyanzhu,caikeshiyongdakasuohuodedetongshu。】

!!!

youyingle,quantouyouyingle!

狗东西,耍我是吧?

anxianwozhemuzhiwantoushouzhangdeshoushuranyongli,shoubeishangdeqingjinkejianqizhurendenuqizhishen。

“wochuanyuezhijinyikunnian,congzheng...huifuyishikaishi,jiukaishizhaoyanjing,woyaoshizhaodedao,haiyongnijiwopeiyishuang?”

【qingsuzhunaixinxunzhao,dangyantongyushentichuyutongyixingcheng,ziranhuichanshengganying。】

youshizheitaoshuoci,male。

zaizheigeshijie,liuchuanzheyijuhua。

tianxuansanqianxing,luodisanqiancheng。

gumingsiyi,xingchengzonggongyousanqianzuozhiduo,jinguanrujinhaizairenleizhangkongneidexingcheng,yijingbuzuyiqian,danyeshigepangdadeshuzi。

zheitemezhaodaohounianmayuequa!

anxianzaicirenzhidaozheixitongjiushichunnt,zuihouchaomianqianshuqizhongzhi,duitasongshangqinqieyouhaodewenhou。

......

“yizhangqunananxingchengdechepiao。”

“南安?”

shoupiaoyuandongzuotingxia,daliangleyanbeibaozhuzhang,daizhemojingdeanxian。

“meikanxinwen?qiantianjibianzhonghexingshougongcheng,lianbangxuanbunananlunxian,neizhengzaizuzhijinjicheli,liechebutong。”

zheigouxitong...anxianyaoyaqiechi,zaiduzaixinlibachuanyuezhedeshouzuqinpengtongzixiong,lachulaibianshiyibaibian。

dakaxingchengyoushilunxianqu,wojiuzhidaogouxitongsixingbugai!

fangqiqunanandaka,yaodengyigeyue,cainengrangxitongsui(an)ji(xiang)chou(cao)qu(zuo)xiayidakaxingcheng。

zhengshizheiyinjianjizhi,daozhianxianliangnianban,caidakalebazuoxingcheng。

“yiweiwoyouyaofangqi?he,goudongxi,zheicixiaoyejiaonizhidaoshisuanlianggezizenmexie!

nanan,woqudingle!yesuyelanbuzhu,woshuode!”

安闲冷笑。

lianxishi...pei,chuanyueshizhangliangnianbandewo,yijingtuotaihuangule!

nananganglunxian,huijudexingshou、jibianzhongliliangbuhuitaiqiang。

haiyoulianbangzuzhichelidejundui,diyulejuedabufenyali。

这波,问题不大!

咚咚!

shoupiaoyuankananxiangeneilongwangxiao,yebuzhisheng,yushibunaideqiaoleliangxiaboli,cuicudao。

“maibumaipiao?bumaidehuarangyirang,houmianhaiyourendengzheni。”

anxianhuishen,yimiaozhengchang。

“neijiwozhangqubeiandechepiaoba。”

beianxingchengyunananxingcheng,shilianbangbeijingzhumingdeshuangzixingcheng。

mingzixiangsi,bianhaojiejin,weizhipilin,daolebeian,buquequnanandeluzi。

shoupiaoyuanjieguozhengjian,lixingerciqueren。

“beianchuyubeizhanzhuangtai,quancheng***,jinqurongyichulainan,quedingyaoqu?”

“确定。”

henkuai,yizhangchepiao,yuzhengjianyijizhaolingdeqianyiqidichu。

“chepiao、canshi、shouxufei,yigong2885,zhaoni15,xiawusandiansishifache。”

“谢谢。”

笃笃笃...

zhangjiandiandideshengyinjianyuan,kanzheanxiandebeiying,shoupiaoyuanxiaoshengdigu。

“yigexiazihailuanpao,zhenshixianmingzhang。”

......

【ding!jiancedaosuzhulikailanguoxingchengfanwei,tezengsongbieli,tongshu·yuedudeshuliandu,yourumenjitishengzhizhangwoji。

ps:nenglishuliandufenbiewei,rumen、zhangwo、jingtong、ronghuiguantong、fanpuguizhen。】

buguopianke,anxianbianxishouwan,youxitongchuanlaideyuedudeshiyongjingyan。

cishidetalilunshangchubuzhangwolezheigenengli。

zhisuoyishililunshang,yuanyinhenjiandan,meiyanzhuzi,queshaoshicao。

jiuxiangyuepianguowandelaosiji,shoucishicaoyijiuhuilvexianshengse。

buguoyouzheixiejingyandadi,zhaodaoyanjinghou,anxianyongshangyiliangci,jiunengjiangzheixiejingyanchedirongruzishen。

zhengzhuomozhe,zijideyanjingzainazuoxingchengdekenengxingzuida,tahuranchajuedaotongchexiangdelingyigerenyouledongjing。

neirennieshouniejiao,genzuozeisidezouleguolai。

难道是偷东西的?

anxianxinxiang,henkuaitajiutuifanlezheigexiangfa。

zhijianneirenzaianxianchuangbianzhandinghou,xianganxiandemojingshenchushou。

liecheqiaqiaoshirusuidao,shantizheyanzhubenjiuandandexingguang。

shensuideheianzhong,anxiangandaomojingbeizhaixia,zuijiaofuxianyisieliedexiao,youxunsuxiaoshi。

tajinlichengkaiyanpi,zhilenglengdingzheqianfang。

shimiaohou,liecheshichusuidao...

“ciao!!!shenmeguidongxi!!!”

wanggangheleyitiao,kuaituiliangbu,diedaozaiwopushang。

“guaibudedawanshangshuijuedoubuzhaimojing,yuanlaishigexiaoxiazi!”

xingguangzhongxinyongruchexiang,weixiaxiaodechexiangtigongxiexuguangliang。

liechexingshizaitieguishangdekuangdangsheng,yuhuangyeshanglingxingdejibianzhongsihoujiaoxianghuying。

zhiyouliangrendechexiang,momingshengchushenrendefenwei。

正值夜半三更。

meirenzhidao,zheizhonghuanjingxia,wanggangzhimianyishuangzhengzhe,quemeiyouyanzhudekongdongyankuang,pangdashentixiadeyouxiaoxinling,zaoshoulezenyangdebaoji。

anxianhuanhuanqishen,kaozhechexiang,kongdongdeyankuangdingzhewanggang,yiyanbufa。

wanggangbeidingdetoupifama,nuhuoshunjianxiaosan,yigewudasancudezhuanghan,zhiganjueshendehuang。

“nei...neigexiaoxiongdi,meishuizhea?”

anxiandazhehaqianshenchushou。

“墨镜。”

wanggangzheicaixiangqilai,anxiandemojinghaizaizijishoushang。

talianmangjiangmojingdiguoqu,shengyingdejieshi。

“wojiushidanchunhaoqi,niweishadawanshangshuijuehaidaigemojing,meibiedeyisi,nibiejieyiha。”

“bujieyi,heniyitiaowotingkaixinde。”

wanggangzuijiaoyichou,jiebushanghua。

anxiandaihaomojing,ceshentanglexiaqu。

王刚也躺下,问道。

“xiaoxiongdi,niyigerenqubeian?”

“三个。”

“sange?yiqichulaihaifenkaizhu?zabuzhuzaiyigechexiang?”

“zaiyigechexianga,shangpuneiliangbujiushi?”

“上...”

shengyindouranxiaoshi,wanggangpiaoleyanshangpulianggekongchuangpu,beizizhengzhengqiqi,chuangdanshangliangeyinzidoumeiyou。

gangfangxiadexinyoutileqilai,tashenshoudakaichexiangdeng,momojiangshoujiaosuodaobeizili。

huangtudeyewangewaideleng。

chenmodeliangfenzhong,wanggangsiweifasan,xianglehenduo。

zheishijieyoujibianzhonghexingshou,yeyounengyuzhikanghengdexingwuzhe。

xingwuzhezhangwozheyuanchaochangrendeliliang。

tacengtingrenshuo,youxingwuzheyangxiaogui,meichengxiangzheimedaomei,rangzijipengshangle。

倒霉催的!

wowanggangzonghengjianghuershizai!

nanbucheng,jiuyaochengbierenyangdexiaoguile?