第1章

【30geyuehoudebaiwanfuwengdaka】

【60geyuehoudeyiwanfuwengdaka】

【一生平安打卡】

【renrenjinshouzhijiazaidaka】

【帅哥,美女打卡】

【kanshuangwen,buxuyaonaozi,shuangjiuwanle!】

【٩(๑^o^๑)۶】

华灯初上。

zhonghaibaoshan,moutiaojiedao。

caokunyishounaguo,yishounachan,shoufaxianshudechaozhemifan。

“chengguanlaile,chengguanlaile,kuaipaoa!”

jiuzaizheishi,gebimaichuanchuandedamaturanjingjiaochusheng。

caokunkanqu,honglansededengguangcongjietouneibianshanshuoerlai。

putongdaxuebiyedecaokun,baitanchaofanyiyoudabannianle。

beichengguanzhuizhepao,yebushiyiciliangcile。

caokunlimafangxiashouzhongdechanzi,qizhejiushousanlunchejiushipaolu,guochengxingyunliushui,yikanshigelaoshoule。

liudongbaitanjiuzheiyang,zhiyoupaoyitiaolukezou,fouzebeizhuazhunanmianyaofakuan,haojitiandexinkulaozuojiubaiganle。

caokungangkaishibaitandeshihoujiubeizhuaguoyici,fakuanyiqian,kouyasanluncheyigeyue。

duiyutazheizhonghunjidiceng,zhinengmianqiangwenbaoderenlaishuo,zhendeshixueshangjiashuang。

dengzhechichaofandeqingnianjianzhuang,xianshiyileng,suihouduicaokundashenghandao:“xiongdi,wodechaofan。”

“下个路口见。”

caokuntouyebuhuideqizheche,xiangyuanchushiqu。

houmiandechengguanjinzhuibushe,caokunwuyule,baitandeyouhaojigeni,weimaojiuzhuiwoyirenya。

jiuzaitaqicheluguoyigexiangzideshihou。

突然。

youjigexiaohaicongxiangzilipaolechulai,caokunshensedajing,lianmangzhuandongchetoucaichacheduobi。

“哐当!”

kefashengdetaijishile,wanquanduobibuji,sanlunchezhijiezhuangjizailelubianyiliangcheshang,fashengyishenghongmingjuxiang。

ranhou,sanlunchecefan,jiangcaokunyazailexiamian。

“嗡!”

caokunganjuehounaoshaoyizhenjutongchuanlai,zhijuedetianxuandizhuan,suihoujiudangchangyunjueleguoqu。

……

dengcaokunzaicixinglaideshihou,yishidiertianxiawu。

“啊!”

caokunzhengkaiyandechanei,beiyanqiandehuamianhedejingjiaoshisheng。

黑!

neishishensuidaojizhidehei,chengxuanwozhuang!

rutongwujinxingkongshenchudeheidong,youyouxuanzhuanzhe!

fangfonengjiangrendelinghuntunshidiao!

“这是什么地方?”

“我已经死了吗?”

jiuzaicaokungangshuowanzheijuhua,taerbianjinjiezhexiangqileyigenvzishengyin。

“nimeisi,zheishizaiyiyuan。”

aikunwenyan,yigelengshenjian,tayanqiandewujinheianshudixiaosan,guangmingpumianerlai。

caokunzaicidaliangzhouweihuanjing,zheishiyigebingfangli,zhengyouyigepiaoliangdexiaohushijitahuanyao。

kanzhecaokunmangranwucuodeyanshen,hushiwenhedeshuodao:“nizhongyuxingle,xianzaiganjuezenmeyang?shentinalibushufu?”

“医院?”

caokunyouxiefaleng,neitagangcaikandaodeshishenme?

梦吗?

taroulerouyouxiehunchendenaodai,shengyingansedewendao:“wohunshuiduojiule?”

“18gexiaoshi。”piaolianghushiwendao:“nixianzaihaijidezijishisheima?”

什么意思?

caokunzhenglezheng,shuodao:“wojiaocaokun,zuotianwanshangbaitanqicheweileduobixiaohai,sanlunchecefanzazhonglewodenaodai,jiuyunleguoqu。”

hushitingwanxiaozhediantoushuodao:“nidezhenduanshiyingwuzhuangjizaochengdenaozhendang,ninengjidefashengdeshiqing,neijiudaibiaozhebusuanshihenyanzhong,denghuiyishengguolaijinizaizuogejiancha。”

shuowan,hushituizhexiaochelikailebingfang。

caokunzuozaishenlai,molemobaozhazhedehounaoshao,youxietengtong。

tayiliankunaodeaishengtanqidao:“zheixiajigeyuedoubaiganle,daomeitouding。”

zhuyuanzhiliaoqimajiqiankuai。

zuizhongyaodeshi,tadesanlunchezhuangzaileyiliangcheshang,peichangkendingyebushao。

yixiazi,jiangtajigeyuedexinkubaitanzhuandeqian,quanbufuzhidongliu。

jiuzaicaokunyilianshengwukeliandeshihou,tayanqianhuranpingkongchuxianle,yige10cmzuoyoudeheisexiangzi。

“这是?”

heikunheleyitiao,xianshiyipianheian,xianzaiyoushiyigeheisexiangzi。

zijizheishinaozi——beizahuaile?

出现幻觉了?

caokunshijingroulerouyanjing,zaicizhengkaifaxianheisexiangziyiranxuanfuzaitamianqian。

“bushimeng,shizhende!”

caokundengdayanjing,daidaidekanzheheisexiangzi。

xiangzizaoxinggupo,touluchunongnongdeshenmigan。

bingqie,xiangzizhengshangfangmeiyougaizi,caokunkanqu,limiandehuamianheranshitagangcaisuokandaodeyimu。

jizhideheian,lingrenjingsong,sihulianguangdounengtunshi。

“zheidaodishishenmewanyi?”

caokunguanchaleyihui,zuizhongshiannabuzhuhaoqi,shenshouquchupeng。

jiuzaitadeshougangchupengdaoxiangzishangdeshunjian,naohaizhongduochuleyixie,guanyuzheigeshenmiheixiangdexinxi。

【造化箱】

dangqiandengji:yixing(shengjitiaojian:nengyuan)

zaohuanengli:yixing(wupinzonghepingfen)

shiyongfangfa:jiangwupinfangruqizhong,biankeshengchengxindewupin;qixindewupinshuxinghuibiandegengjiaqiangda。

caokunzhenglezhengjimiao,ruoyousuosi,ranhouyanjingdengda。

(°ο°)

zheishi……chuanshuozhongdejinshouzhi?

zonghengwangwenquanshiniandeta,kanguodegezhongwangwenbuxiayuwanben,kesuandeshangbolanqunshu。

这个他真的太懂了。

zheimingxianjiushitianjiangjinshouzhia!

caokunzuijiaoshangyang,fengkuangshangyang,xingfendaochadianbaozha。

23niana,puputongtongpingpingfanfan23nianle,zhongyuyaoxianyufanshenlema?

“试试水。”

caokunnaqichuangtoujushangdeyibeishui,zhijiedaolejinlexiangzili。

“xiaohaoyidiannengliang,shifouquedingshengcheng?”

caokunnaohaizhongchuxianxinxi,tazixikanqu,yuanlaizaixiangziyouceyouyigefanzhedandanhongguangdeanniu。

tayoukanxianglexiangzizuoce,shiyigenengliangkedutiao,fanzhedandandelanguang,yigongshige。

caokundianjiquedinghongseanniu,nengliangkedutiaoyesuizhibiananleyige。

“ding,huodeyouzhishuiyuan10haosheng!fuyongkezhiliaoqingweishangtong。”

suizhetishixiangqi,yigelizhidaxiaodeshuidi,pingkongfuxianzaiheixiangzhengshangfen,jingyingtitou,yinyinnengkanjianshuiliuzaiyongdong。

caokunyouxiejingcha,tadaojinqulechabuduo100duohaoshengdeshui,haojiahuo,zhijiesuojianleshibei。

用手抓?

caokunshizheyongshouzhuazhuleshuidi,jingranmeiyousa,zheishenmeyuanli?

“yebujigepingziya,zheizenmehe?zhijieyaotun”

caokunrenbuzhutucao,ranhouzhangzuitunlexiaqu,dangshuiditunruhoulongdeshunjian,bianhuazuoyiguweiruodenuanliu。

caokunnengqingxideganjuenuanliurutongshengmingzhiyuanyiban,youzheshenqizhili,ziyangzhetadewuzangliufu,sizhibaihai。

lingtayuanbenyouxieweimibuzhendejingqishen,shunjianhaoleyidaban,hounaoshaodetengtongganyewanquanxiaosan。

bujinruci,tashoubeideyuqingheshangkouyezaiyirouyankejiandesuduhuanhuanyuhe。

caokunzhenjingle,zheiyetaishenleba。

zheiyijingbushijianjiandandandeshuile,ershizhiliaojibingdeyaoshuia。

keyishuo,congcikekaishi,taderenshengchedijinrulekaiguazhuangtai!

【p.s:qianqifayu,50zhanghouwudiyushi,weisuoyuwei,gagashuang!】