“buguoxianzaizhijieduoquhexindefengxianhenda。”
卡芙卡沉吟道：
“erqie，wokebunengpeini。”
luoshuangyuyizheng，buyouwendao。
“weishenme，shiyaoqujieneiweirenma？”
kafukaquezhishiqingqingyaotou：“ailioudejihuazhishirangwozhaodaoni，danbuyunxurang**raonidexingdong。”
“ruguochanshenglehudiexiaoying，gaibianlezhenggeweilaidezouxiang。”
tashuowanzheijuhua，kanxiangluoshuangyudeyanshenzhongningzhongyichang。
“neime，wowufabaozhengnengbaohuhaonideweilai，nimingbaima？xiaoyu。”
luoshuangyuzhiganjueshenzidaizhenuanyi，danhaishikeyihuibilekafukazhuoredemuguang，xinzhongqueshanguohuyi。
“ailiouxiangyaoganyuyuanbendeweilai，neitajiujingxiangrangwomenganshenme？”
“wobuzhidao，woyebuzaihu。”kafukaweixiaozhe，yisaoxianqiandeningzhong，fangfoganggangdehuayubushitashuodeside。
zheigeshanyukuitanrenxindenvren，rangluoshuangyuganjuezijizaitayanqianxiangshitoumingdeyiban，zheigeganjueyuanyujiexialaitashuodehua。
“buyaoduoxiang，meiyourenherenanpainideweilai，womenzhishixiangrangniyongyouxuanzedequanli，erbushizhudingmiewang。”
“nicengjingyiweinidemeimeihenxihuanchipaofu，bushima？”
“e……”luoshuangyulenglengdeshuobuchuhualai，dantacikeyijingmingbaile。
tacengjingyiweibulangnihenxihuanchipaofu，shiyinweitazhidailepaofu，erbulangnibingbuxiangrangtakeyiweitaquzhaotasuoaichide。
huoxu，bulangniyijingzhidaozaipinminku，jinjinshiyigepaofudoulaizhibuyi，tabuxiangzaimafanzheigeweiletabuzhifuchuduoshaodegegele。
erluoshuangyujiletapaofuhecaomeidangao，taquejiandingdefangqilepaofu，yezhengrupaomobanxuhuandeweilaiyiban。
yanxiayougenghaodeweilai，nixuanbuxuan？
选，当然选！
“nimenlianggehaiyaodayamidaoshenmeshihou？”jiekezaiyipangbaoyuandao，congyidoulitaochudahuojixiangchougenyan，quefaxianhuojizaojiumeiyoule。
“zhencaodan，huodoumeile。”taxianqidijiangjinshuhuojiwangheiandexiangziliyishuai，fachu“dinglingdanglang”dexiangsheng。
jiekesishiwuduwangtian，guzuoshenchenzhuang：“yaobiantianle。”
luoshuangyuhenhenchuailetayijiao，jiangtadewulitounaodongchuaifei。
“bietamazhuangbile，zheicixingdongbizhiqianhaiweixian，nijiudaibapoqiangchongshangqu？”
jiekeyigeliangqiang，wuzhe**weiqudao：“niganmatiwo？womenkeshihezuohuoban，jianbukecuideneizhong，nideliangxinbuhuitongma？”
jianluoshuangyuyouyaotaiqijiao，tadunshimangbudiedipaoyuanle。
“kandaonijiaolezheimehuopodepengyou，mamajiufangxinle。”kafukawuzhezuizhushizhejiekepaoluqumaidahuojidebeiying，meiyanwanwan，sihaobuzaihushenpangyidaochongmanshaqideyanshen。
“滚，我没妈！”
“mingmingshishihua，weishenmetingqilaihenqiguai。”
“haobawoyezheimejuede。”
luoshuangyuzhangzhangdihuleyikouqi，tazhidaokafukashizaibangtacongganggangyansudezhuangtaizhongtuolichulai，caikaizheizhongwanxiao。
zheigenvrendemeiyijuhuadoubushiwudefangshi，suiranmuqianlaikantadequeduizijikeyishuoshituixinzhifu，danyijiubukeqingxin。
太可怕了。
jishishikuitanrenxin，haishixinlianshi，kafukakeyishuoshitarenshengzhongjiandaoguodezuinanyizhuomoderen。
huoxuxianzaideyiqiedoushizaitadexinlianshizhong？
luoshuangyupiantou，hekafukademuguangzhenghaoduishang，zisedetongkongdaizhexiaoyi，yinyinyouxiebuzhenshi。
“nishibushidaimeitongle，kafuka？”
卡芙卡脸色一窒：
“nijiuxiangwenzheige？nibuhaohaojihuayixiazenmepaojingongsidalou？”
痛心啊！疾首啊！
haizibushangjin，busikaozenmetoudongxi，haixiangwenmamadaimeidaimeitong！
“wozhishixiangkankanzhenshideni。”luoshuangyuyikailemuguang，tadequeyinggaihaohaojihuayixiazenmeruqinmulinkedungongsile。
kafukajinlejindayi，sihushichuilaidehanfengjitadailailexiexuliangyi。
“nihuijiandaode，xiaoyu，henkuaijiuhui。”
luoshuangyuhaixiangshuoshenme，yuanchudehuoguangqueqiaoranzoujin，rangtagailekou。
“现在……”
……
“……womenlaijihuayixiazenmepashanggongsidelouding。”
quanxiditubeiyinlangdeshounutousheerchu，gongsideneibujiegoutudouchuxianzaiqizhong。
yinlangyijiushiyifudanrandebiaoqing，keyuqiquedaizheyutashensexiangmaodundexingfen。
“yinlang，wojuededangqiandewentibingbuzaiyudengshanggongsidalou。”puluomixiusiyingdao。
“zai「dagongzi」dejiankongxia，heikezhichengdeheiyuluntanshangcengyou71weiheikeduinideweituolongduanxingweitichu**。”
“e。”yinlangmanbuzaihudiyingleyisheng，“**youzenyang，shijiebosshuidengzheniqushuama？xiandaoxiande。”
“yiji27weiheikeyangyanyaojiangyinlang‘zhuxiaozhanghao’。”
puluomixiusijinjiezheshuodao，shengyinjianruidanbucier，yinlangdeshenseyijiumeiyoubianhua，zhishijiangpifengdedoumaolaleqilai。
“younengnaijiulaishishibei，yiqunkouhaijianpanxia。”
tayiyueerxia，heikezhichengzhishangdexingguangtoushezaitadepifengzhishang。
zaitashenhou，hengqishubadeshitibianbuzaidi，mandajiedeyiticanhaigenbuyaoqianyiyangsaluo，beipinminkudexiaohaihongqiangzhe。
qunlongwushoudetamubang，miemen！
shaonvbenpaozhe，shunlidechuanguoleanjianmen，zhongxinjinrulezheizuochengshi。
puluomixiusishuodedui，taxuyaoxianjiejuediaoaishideheike，burantamenhezuoqilaiyiqiduifuziji，jiusuantazaiqiangyewufatuokun。
所以……
“xianxiashouweiqiangge。”tajiaozhekouxiangtang，jiangshounuyinzangzailekuandadexiuzixia。
ruguoshigege，tayehuizheimezuoba。
“xiwangzheici，nengrangwowandekaixindiana。”
……
zaijingguojiekeheluoshuangyudeshangtaoguohou，errenjuedingxianqufeipinshanzhunbeiwuqihezhuangbei，zaihuilaishishijihua。
duicikafukadepingjiashi：mingzhizhiju。
heikezhichengxiaqilemaomaoxiyu，sihuyaochixuhaojitian，kafukachengqiheisan，jiangluoshuangyuhezijilongzhaozhu。
的确是变天了。
jiekexuyaoconglingyicedexiaomenchuqu，jutadehuashuojiushi。
“zoudeduole，youanquangan，woconglaibuwangdamenchuqu。”
errenhetadaoleshengbiehoujiuwangfanfangxiangzoule。
heikezhichengdeyuzongshilaidemomingqimiao，zheiyangyinqingbudingdetianqihuoxuhentaoneixiewangluoshirendexihuan。
yudaibiaozheaichouyuqingsi，huoxuyejituozhesinian，tazibuzheluoshuangyuzaluandexinfang，rutongqiaoshoudeguniangjiangtadefanfusixuyigengenliqing。
“噼里啪啦……”
yudiansiyiditiaoyue，dishangzhujianchuxianyitantanshuiwa，diandaolezheizuonihongdoushi。
nvrendesanzaiyuzhongweiweiqingxie，takaowaicedechenshanxiuzihenkuaibeiyudiandashi。
luoshuangyutaitouwangzhetoudingdeyipianyinying，zaikanlekanyilianpingjingdekafuka，zhishichaotashenpangkaolekao。
yidaoheisederenyingcongcongzoulai，heshenbiandepingminyiyangbulvjicu，heerrencajianerguo。
yinbaidefasicongluoshuangyuyanqianyishanershi。
luoshuangyuxinzhongyizhen，tamengranhuiguotou！
“zenmele？”kafukawenroudiwen。
“没事。”
yuyizhixia，renyingdepifengmaozibeifengchuifu，yaoyaoyuzhui。
luoshuangyuzhijuedeyumuhaohou，tafenbuqinga……