第4章
“小的们!”
hunshimowangzhanzaihuaguoshanxia,dadaozhizhehuaguoshan。
“jintian,womenjiuyaoxuexihuaguoshan!”
talianshangluchuyigecanrendexiaoronglai,“nazheixiehouzidehounaozi!xiajiu!”
“dawang!wotingshuo,houzimendouhuinianghouerjiu。”yizhiqingpixiaoyaojingcoudaohunshimowangshenpang,“daxiahuaguoshanzhihou,keyiliuxiehouzijidawangniangjiu!”
“shiashiadawang!”chipixiaoyaodiandiantou,“tingshuoneixiehouziniangdehouerjiukeshilingjiu,guangshiwenyixiajiunengyannianyishou,heyikoujiunengdijiniandekuxiu。”
“e?”hunshimowangyanzhuzizhuanlezhuan,“hao,hao,hao!”
“haoyigehouerjiu!hahaha!xiaodemen!baerduodushang!ranhoushangshan!”
tadashouyihui,lvlingzhejibaizhixiaoyaochaozheshanshangzouqu。
此时的花果山上。
shitounazheyigejiutanzi,wenlewenlibiandehouerjiu,“zhenxiang。”
bingbushigenbaijiuhuozhehuangjiuneiyangdeyigujiuwei,fanershiyongyouyiguzideguoxiangweier。
suirantahenxiangxianzaijiudakaijiutan,heshangyikou,kankanzheigehouerjiushibushizhendeyouqixiao,dantahaishibajiutanfangzaileyibian,zhuantoukanxiangzhanzaikongkuangdidaidehouzihousunmen。
shenhoushuiliandongdepubulibianchuanlaiyizhendushusheng。
“houzhichu,xingbenshan,xingxiangjin......”
zheishishitoulianyenongchulaide。
suirantamendoushihouzi,danyeyaozuogewenhuahoubushi?
sunwukongdewuxinghengao,shitouzainongchulailezheigehoujiaobansanzijingzhihoudiyishijianjiujiaojilesunwukong,xianzaisunwukongzhengzaijiaoxiaohouzimenxuezheige。
“kexile,yiqianshangxuejiugaihaohaotingjiang,yisunwukongdewuxing,yaoshibashulihuajiaojitadehua,zheixiyouzhibudingbeiwomogaichengshenmeyangzi,heihei。”
shitouxiaolexiao,ranhoushouhuimuguang,kanxiangyizhonghouzimen。
cikedehouzimenpaipaizhandezhengqi,biaoqingyisibugou。
shundaiyitideshi,huaguoshandesizhilinghouyezaiduiwuli。
shitouxianzaifuzexunlianzheixiehouzihousun,ranghouzihousunmennenggouyongyouzhanli。
tamenzheixiehouzisuiranbushishenmelinghou,danyesuanshishanjingyeguai,jiusuanmeiyouxiuweibangshen,danzhishaoxunlianyixiayenenggouchengweiyizhiyoushengliliang。
hunshimowangtaozouhoujueduibuhuishanbaganxiude,kendinghuidaizhexiaoyaodashanglai。
“向右转!”
shitousuiranbuhuishenmewugongzhileide,dantahuijunxuna,yehuijuntiquan。
zaiyoushuolejigeminglinghou,tajiurangyizhonghouzihousunxiuxile。
ertazijizeshizuozairuhuojianshang,youzaiyouzaidichizhetaozi。
turan,tachitaozidedongzuotinglexialai。
yinweitaturanxiangqilai,tahaiyougejinengmeiyoushiyanguo。
“baifenbaibeikongshoujiebairen,zheigeshenjihaimeiyouyongguoni,ng,xuansheidangshiyanduixiangni?”
tayanzhuzikanxiangyizhongxiuxidehouzimen,xuanjidaxiaolezheigeniantou。
zenmeshuotayeshihouzimendeerdawang,zenmenengnazheiqunkeaidexiaohouzixiashou?
“zhinengweiquyixiashanshangdemengshoua,yeweizhileidele。”
shitoukanxiangxiaohouzimen,kuaisuchiwanshoulidetaozi。
“haiermen!xiuxishijianjieshule!xianzaidawangdainimendaliequ!”
shitoukanleyiyanchikaomahou,caokongruhuojianfeidaoduifangshenbian,ranhoutiaodaoduifangjianbangshang。
chikaomahouyouxiemeimumingbaishitoudeyisi。
“lengzheganshenmea,zoua,chaozheshanxialinzilizou,jintianchirouhejiu!”
“大王英明!”
小猴子们沸腾了。
......
“嘘!”
jinrulinzidangzhong,chikaomahoulimajiuzhuyidaoleyitouzhangzi,tataishou,shiyizhonghoubaochianjing。
houzimenhenshaodalie,tamenchiguozijiukeyile,daoshichikaomahoutamenshibushikaigehun。
所以他很有经验。
“xushenmea,xianzaibushixunlian,wozhishidaizhenimenchulaidalie,daliexunlianshenmede,haiyaofangzaihoubian。”
shitoushenshouqiaoleqiaochikaomahoudenaodai,“buguonidejingyandaoshitingzude,yihoukeyirangnifuzedaliexiaozu。”
“是大王!”
zheizhichikaomahoubingmeiyouliuluchurenhebuman,yinweitajiushineizhibeihunshimowangdapaxiadechikaomahou,tashizhendepeifushitou,bijingduifangjiejuelehunshimowang。
“kanhaole,dawangjinimenluyishou。”
shitoukanleyiyanshenpangderuhuojian,xiayimiao,ruhuojianluozaitadeshouqian。
meibanfa,shoutaixiao,meibanfawozhuruhuojian,shitouzhinengrangruhuojianzijidongle。
不过技能还是照发。
“baifenbaibeikongshoujiebairen!”
技能瞬发。
yuanbenzhengzaichicaodezhangzishentiyijiang,xiayimiaojiuchaozheshitoudefangxiangzhonglai,ranhouyigehuachanguidi,liangzhiqiantimengdiyipai,bingmeiyoupengdaoruhuojian,danquebaochizheneigedongzuo。
“小的们!捆了!”
shitoukaikou,yizhongxiaohouzishunjianchudong,nazhetengmanjiujizhangzibangle。
“dawangwansui!dawangweiwu!”
他们齐齐喊出声。
“zou!womendemubiaobushiyizhizhangzi,womendemubiaoshineixieconglinmengshou!laohu,xiong!”
“大王威武!”
yizhonghouzixiashan,kaishiletamendeshouliezhilv。
jiuzaihouzimenkaikaixinxindedaliedeshihou,zhengzaishangshandehunshimowangmenkejiuzaozuile。
shitouyemeiyouxiangdao,tameiyoukongzhihaozijidejineng,daozhihuaguoshanneiruhuojianhuijiandefangxiangsuoyounengdongdeshengwudouguizhejiebairen。
haosibuside,hunshimowangjiuzaiyikaishidefangxiangshang。
“kendingshineikuaiposhitouzuodehaoshi!”
hunshimowangzhanqishen,jiangdadaokangzaijianshang,manlianzhengning。
qitaxiaoyaoyefenfenzhanqishen,youdanzixiaodekanzheshanshangbuduanzhandou,daduohaishifennude。
tamengenzhehunshimowangnalishouguozheizhongquru。
“womenhuangefangxiang!wojiubuxinzheikuaiposhitouhainengrangwomenguixialai!”
混世魔王脸色铁青。
然后......
“咚!”
taheyizhongxiaoyaoyouguilexialai。
tabuxinxie,youhuanleshijici,xigaidouguichuxuele。
“da、da、dawang!”dabufendexiaoyaodoudaqiletuitanggu,“women、womenyaobuhaishizouba?zheihuaguoshantaixiexingle。”
hunshimowanglianseyehenbuhaokan,yinweitayexiangzou,dantashidawang,yaoshizhudongtilikaidehua,neibushimeimianzilema?
buguotayeshizhendemeiyouxiangdao,zheiqunxiaoyaomenjuranzheimeyouguqi,guileshijicicaitiyilikai。
“jinribuyichumen,wodenghuifu,rihoudaiwoxiuweishanglai,zaiyixueqianchi......”
hunshimowangxialingchetui,haimeiyouzoujibulu,shentimengdiyijiang,zhuanshen、guidi、taishouyiqihecheng!
xianzaiyijingbushitamenxiangbuxianglikaideshiqingle,ershitamenlibulidekaile。
shijian......yigeduoxiaoshihou。
shitoudaizhexiaohouzimenlaidaoshanxia,yilushangtamenshouhuopofeng,houzihousunmentaizhebushaoliewu,lianshangxiqiyangyangde。
“yi?neigeshishenme?”
shitoukandaoleqianfangguizhedeyidapixiaoyao,naolenaozijidexiebian,“ruhuo!”
ruhuojianfeidaotashenqian,xiayimiaotajiucongchikaomahoujianbangshangtiaodaoruhuojianshang,chaozhexiaoyaomenfeiqu,yueguoxiaoyao,tajiukanjianleguizaidishangjingqishendoumeiyouledehunshimowang。
“yo!zheibushiwomendehunshimowangma?zenmede,guizaizheilile?”
shitoulaidaohunshimowangshenqian。
“raoming,raomingashangxian!”
hunshimowangkanzhezuozairuhuojianshangdeshitou,xinliyidianfankangdeniantoudoumeiyoule,zheizhongshenguimocedeshouduanyejiuzhiyoushenxiancaiyongyouleba。
“发生什么了?”
shitouyouxiebumingbai,“zendehaoduanduanqiuraole?”
“shangxian,women......”
yizhixiaoyaozhandouzhekaikou,weishitoujieshileyixia。
“jiushizheiyang,qiushangxian,raoguowodeng,wodengyuanweishangxiangannaotudi!”hunshimowangduizheshitoukeleyigetou,“shangxianbuyaorangwodengzaiguile。”
“呃......”
shitouyeshifanyingleguolai。
hezhetazhiqianshiyongbaifenbaibeikongshoujiebairenzheigejinengdeshihou,hunshimowangzheixiejiahuoquandouzhuangzaiqiangkoushanglea。
haojiahuo,tadejinengjurannengyingxiangdaozheimeyuan?lianmeikandaodedounengyingxiangdao。
xiangdaozheili,talele,“xiaodemen,doujiwobangle,shangshan。”
“求上仙开恩啊!”
hunshimowangbuduanketoudanshitoukebuhuikaien,zheigejiahuodaizhexiaoyaoshangshanmingxianshixinhuaiyuanhen,xiangyaodashanglai,tashitouyoubushishenmeshengmu,ziranbuhuiqingyiraoguohunshimowang。
“dadaohuifu!jinwankaiyan!”
xiadaminglingzhihou,shitouzuozheruhuojianhuidaoleshuiliandong。
dangtianyeli,shuiliandongneizaigezaiwu,kuaihuojile,ershuiliandongwai,hunshimowanghexiaoyaomenguizaidishang,gaoshengchangzhezhengfu。
“jiuzheiyangbeinizhengfu!qieduanlesuoyoutuilu!”
meichangyiju,hunshimowangjiuhuiliuxiahuihendeleishui。
jinye,yuelianghenliang,youderenzaiyuexiagaoge,youderenzaiyuexiaqiwu,eryouderenzaiyuexiayiduzideanpaihesuanji。
shuiliandongnei,yizhibaimaohouzidingdingdikanzhesunwukong,chunjiaogoulegou。
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