系统激活那天,我发现满朝文武都是智障第3章

wozaiyushufangdediyitian,guodedanzhanxinjing。

zhuyaogongzuojiushiyanmo、dizhezi、zhuangmutouren。

jilongyueshigegongzuokuang,yitiandaowanchulepizhezijiushikanshu。

tabushuohuadeshihou,yushufanglianjingdenengtingjianzijidexintiao。

wofaxian,zheigenvdiyougexiguan。

tasikaodeshihou,xihuanyongshouzhiqingqingqiaojizhuomian。

henyoujiezou,dong,dong,dong。

像死神的倒计时。

xitongyizhengtiandouhenanjing,meifabuxinrenwu。

我乐得清闲。

zhiyaobuzuosi,wojiunenghuoxiaqu。

raner,wogaoxingdetaizaole。

diertianxiawu,zaixianglisinianqiujian。

lisinian,dangchaozaixiang,sanchaoyuanlao,menshenggulibiantianxia。

zaichaotangshang,shiweiyiyigegangenjilongyuejiaobanderen。

tayijinlai,wojiuganjueqiyadilebadu。

jilongyuefangxialezhubi,kanzheta。

“李相有事?”

woyanqiandeguangmuzidongdanlechulai。

【jiandingduixiang:lisinian。】

【naocanzhishu:85(zhongdunaocan)。】

【hexinbingzheng:laowangubeipohaiwangxiangzheng,jianxinnvrendanghuangdijiushihuoluanzhiyuan,suoyouxinzhengdoushizaihuizuzongjiye。】

【jinqinaocanyanlunshoulu:“nvrentoufazhangjianshiduan,bixiajintianchuanlejianhongyifu,shuomingtaneixinkongxu,xiangnanrenle。”】

我倒吸一口凉气。

haojiahuo,zheiweigengshizhongliangji。

zhishu85,zhongdunaocan。

haiganfufeihuangdixiangnanren?

zheilaotoushihuoniwaileba。

lisinianyilianchentongdiguixia。

“bixia,chentingwenninyaotuixing‘xinshangshuifa’,yunxunvzijingshang,shenzhikeyiruhuweiguan?”

jilongyuemianwubiaoqing:“queyoucishi。lixiangjuedebutuo?”

lisiniantongxinjishou,kaishiletadebiaoyan。

“bixia!ziguyilai,nanzhuwai,nvzhunei,cinaitianlilunchang!nvzitianxingrouruo,muguangduanqian,zenkepaotoulumian,yunanzizhengli?genghuanglunruhuweiguan,canyuguoshi!cijubijiangdaozhiyinyangdaocuo,gangchangdaluan,guojiangbuguoabixia!”

tayibianshuo,yibianyongxiuzimobucunzaideyanlei。

“chensibuzuxi,danzuzongchuanxialaidejiangshan,bunenghuizaifurenzhishoua!”

这话说得极重。

jiuchazhizhejilongdaidebizimatahuoguoyangminle。

wozhanzaipangbian,shoulidemodingdoukuaibeiwoniesuile。

wonengganjuedaojilongyueshenshangsanfachudehanqi,zhenggeyushufangdewendudouhaoxiangjianglehaojidu。

tameifahuo,zhishijingjingdikanzhelisinian。

“说完了?”

lisinianketou:“chenkenqingbixia,shouhuichengming!”

姬笼月笑了。

neixiaorong,bikuhaiheren。

“lixiang,nishibushijuede,zhengenniyiyang,yeshigenvren,suoyijiugaigennifushangdenvjuanyiyang,meitianzhizhidaoxiuhuahezhengfengchicu?”

李斯年身子一僵。

“臣……臣不敢。”

【ding!jiancedaosuzhuqingxujuliebodong,chufateshurenwu!】

【renwuleixing:duixianrenwu。】

【renwumubiao:lisinian。】

【renwuneirong:qingyong‘nixingnishang’deluoji,rangtabizui。】

【renwujiangli:luojisiweiqianghua(chuji)。】

【shibaichengfa:sijidianji,bingboduoweijueershisixiaoshi。】

我眼前一黑。

剥夺味觉?

zheiduiyigechihuolaishuo,bisihainanshou。

干了!

wowangqianyibu,youshi“putong”yishengguixiale。

haishilaotaolu,xianxiyinzhuyili。

jilongyuehelisiniandoukanxiangwo。

jilongyueyanshenlidaizheyisi“niyouxiangganma”deshenshi。

lisinianzeshibiyi,yigetaijianyeganchazuiguoshi?

wokusangzhelian,duijilongyueshuo:

“bixia,nucaijuedelixiangshuodedui!”

zheihuayichu,lisinianlianshangluchuyisideyi。

姬笼月眉头微蹙。

womeiguantamen,ziguzidiwangxiashuo,shengyinlichongmanle“chongbai”。

“lixiangzhenshishenmingdayi,yixinweiguoa!buxiangwomenzheixiexiaorenwu,naozilixiangdedoushixieshangbuletaimiandeshi。”

woxianjitadaiyidinggaomao。

ranhou,wohuafengyizhuan,yongyizhongshahuhudeyuqiwenlisinian:

“lixiang,nucaidoudanwenyiju。ninshuonvzibunengjingshang,neiwanyiyouderenjialinanrensile,huozhebingle,nvrenbuchuquganhuo,yijialaoxiaoshibushijiudeesiya?”

“ninshuonvzibunengdangguan,neiwomendazhouchaoxianzaiguokujinzhang,buduozhaodianrenlaixiangbanfashoushui,shibushijiumeiqianjibianjiangdejiangshimenfajunxiangleya?”

“daoshihoudirendaguolaile,shibushiwomenzheixiebuhuilingbingdazhangdenvrenhetaijian,jiuhuogaibeishaya?”

womeiwenyiju,lisiniandeliansejiunankanyifen。

zheixiedoushizuiqianxiandedaoli。

tayigezaixiang,dangrandong。

dantabunengchengren,chengrenlejiushidazijidelian。

wokanzhetabianmiyiyangdebiaoqing,xinlishuangfanle。

zuihou,wozuochuzongjiechenci。

woyiliantianzhendikanzhelisinian,manyandoushixiaoxingxing。

“lixiang,ninzheimeyouxuewen,kendingyoubirangnvrenganhuogenghaodebanfa,duibudui?”

“yaobuninjibixiayigezhunhua,ninlaorenjiayigeren,nengbunengbazheiguokudekuikongtianshang,shunbianbabianjiangdedirenyejimahuiqu?”

“ninyaoshineng,nucaidiyigejininlishengci,tiantianjininshaoxiang!”

你不是能吗?

nibushijuedenvrenbuxingma?

那你行你上啊!

bawentidoujiejuele,biezaizheiguangdongzuipizia!

lisinianbeiwozheiyitongqiangbai,dudezuichunfazi,yigezidoushuobuchulai。

tazongbunengshuo“woneng”ba?tayaoshineng,zaoganmaqule。

tayaoshishuo“wobuneng”,neitagangcaineifanhuabujiuchenglefangpima?

【叮!任务完成!】

【jiangli“luojisiweiqianghua(chuji)”yifafang。】

woganjuenaozixiangbeiqingxiguoyiyang,siluqingxilehenduo。

kanwentidejiaodudoudiaozuanle。

lisinianzhizhewo,shouzhitoudouzaidou。

“ni……niyigeyanren!yeganwangyichaozheng!bixia,cirenyaoyanhuozhong,qingzhanleta!”

wohedeganjinsuohuitou,guizaidishangzhuangsi。

jilongyuedeshengyinyouyouxiangqi。

“lixiang,zhenjuedezheigexiaotaijianshuodeyoujifendaoli。”

“nijiejuebulewenti,haibuxubierenxiangbanfajiejuewenti?”

“haishishuo,zainiyanli,zhenzheigenvhuangdi,yegenzheigexiaotaijianyiyang,bupeiyilunguoshi?”

诛心之言。

lisinianshunjianlenghanzhiliu,“putong”yishengpazaidishang。

“chenwanwanbugan!chenduibixiayipianchidanzhongxina!”

“shima?”jilongyuezhanqishen,zoudaotamianqian。

“jiranruci,xinshangshuifa,jiuyoulixiangqinzidubantuixing。sangeyuenei,zhenyaokandaoguokushuishoufanyibei。”

“banbudao,nizheigezaixiang,jiuzijibaweizitengchulai,rangnengbanshiderenlaizuo。”

李斯年傻了。

rangtaqutuixingtazijizuifanduidefaling?

这比杀了他还难受。

dantabuganshuoge“bu”zi。

只能含泪领旨。

“臣……遵旨。”

tazoudeshihou,tuidoushiruande。

dengtazoule,yushufangliyouzhishengxiawohejilongyue。