“你……”
“luqingxuezheimepiaoliang，wojiubuxinninengbudongxin，zuohuaibuluan？”
“怎么就不能？”
“fangyanzhenggedaqian，sheibuzhidaowochimixiulian？”
“nvrenzhihuiyingxiangwobajiandesudu，meitingguoyijuhuama？？”
“xinzhongwunvren，bajianziranshen！”
“wuhuangzi，nizheiyouxieqiangciduolileba？”
lujunmingyouxiefennudao，zijideguinvdoubeidianwule，xianzaihaizaizheishuozheixiefenglianghua。
“chengxiang！fuhuangcongxiaojiujiaoyuwo，waneyinweishou，baishanxiaoweixian。”
“nishuozheihua，shizaizhiyifuhuangdeduiwojiaoyu，haishinijuedefuhuangdejiaoyushicuode？”
lujunmingyileng，tazhidaoyelingxiaotianfulihai，meixiangdaozuibayezheimelihai。
longyishangdeyetianwenyelengle，zijishenmeshihoushuoguo？zenmebujidele？
“chenziranbuganzhiyibixia，chenshizaizhiyiwuhuangzini。”
“niwanggubixiadejiaohui，zuochuruciyousunhuangjiaweiyan、tiannurenyuanzhishi。”
“fuhuang，wudizuochuruciyousunhuangjiaweiyanzhishi，erqiekantadetaidugenbenmeiyouhuiguozhiyi。”
“erchenkenqingfuhuangandaqianlvfachuzhi。”
yelingxiaokanletayiyan，shuohuashiyelingxiaodeerge——yeyangxiao。
anzhaodaqianlvfa，jian**nv，meishouzuoangongju，liufangsanqianli。
budebushuo，zijizheigeergehai**dehena！
zhiyaozijiyichudidou，fenfenzhongjiuhuimeiming，doubuyongliufangsanqianlile。
yelingxiaosuiranyoujindanwuzhongdeshili，danshishangmianhaiyouyuanying、dongxu、fenshendengjingjie。
daqiannenggouyilitianyuandaluwannianbudao，kendingbuquegaoshou。
yetianwenjiushidachengqidegaoshou，yeqingxiaotamenshenweidaqianshenchaodehuangzi，ziranyouhudaozhe，hehuwei。
suibianyige，jiunengbayelingxiaoniandezhadoubusheng。
“lingxiao，nimoyaoqiangciduoli。”
“jiusuannizhendegenqingxuemeiyoushenme，danshinimentangzaiyizhangchuangshang，zheishishishi。”
“zheijianshiyijingyanzhongyingxiangdaoqingxuedemingyu，genghekuangtayuzhenbeiwangdexiaoerzihaiyouhunyuezaishen。”
“nizheimeyigao，nirangzhenzenmegenchengxiang、zhenbeiwangjiaodai？”
“fuhuang，zheimingxianwoshibeirenxianhaide。”
“nimeikanchulai，wodexiuweimeile？”
cihuayichu，yetianwenyileng，ganggangtazaiqitoushang，genbenmeizhuyidaoyelingxiaodebianhua，dangjifangchushenshitancha，faxianyelingxiaodetineidejindanyijingmeile。
bieshuojindanle，dantiandousuichenglezhazhale。
meiyouyisisizhenyuan，lunweiyigeputongren。
yetianwendangjinubukee，shenshangqishibaozhang，tiandiweizhibianse。
tiankongleishenggungun，huangchengneisuoyoudebaixingfenfenkanxianghuanggongdefangxiang。
tamenzhiganjueyiguqiangdadeqixipumianerlai，bumianyouxiexinji。
“谁干的？”
轰隆！
wanruyishengzhalei，suoyourenfenfenguixia。
“陛下息怒！”
dachengqiangzhefanu，keshixiangdangkongbude。
“凌霄，谁干的？”
xianzaideyetianwenyijingchuzailebaonuzhizhong。
“不知道！”
叶凌霄摇摇头。
“nixianhuiqu，zhenhuitinichaqingchu，hainiyigegongdao。”
“多谢父皇！”
yelingxiaozhuanshenlikaidadian，meirenganlan，bijingzheihenmingxianyelingxiaoshibeihaile。
sheimeishiweilezijide**，ersanquzijiyishendexiuwei？
guizaidishangdedachen，huangzisesefadou。
……………………………………
明王府内！
“王爷您回来了？”
yelingxiaoyihuidaowangfu，wangfudeguanjialaohuangjiuyingleshanglai。
“wangye，nindexiuwei……”
laohuangchayidekanzheyelingxiao，laohuangshiyimingyuanyingqicengdexiushi，zirannengyiyankanchuyelingxiaodexiuwei。
“laohuang，woduziele，qujiwozhunbeichide。”
“是！王爷！”
jiusuanyelingxiaoxianzaixiuweimeiyoule，kehaishidaqianshenchaodehuangzi，mingwangye！
他可不敢怠慢！
房间内！
yelingxiaotangzaichuangshangkanzhetianhuaban。
“他妈的！”
“bierenchuanyue，doushishenmetianfuyibingderencai，beijingwudi。”
“呃……”
“suiranzijiyeshi，danshirenjiayoujinshouzhi，erqiexianzaixiuweimeile，dantianyemeile。”
“zenmezaizheirenchirendexiuxianshijielishengcuna！”
“我丢那星啊！”
“nage**bawonongdaozheili？”
“尼玛的！”
“……”
yelingxiaotangzaichuangshangpokoudamaqilai。
【叮！】
【宿主情绪激动！】
【系统启动！】
【系统加载中！】
【1%……】
【……23%……】
【……67%……】
【……91……】
【100%】
【tianmingdafanpaixitongjiazaichenggong，suzhushifoujihuo？】
“**？xitong**dezhongyulaile！”
“nizhidaowodengni，dengdedouruxianzengshengle。”
“xinghaonizhongyulaile，ni……ng？”
“dengdeng！nishuonishishenmexitong？”
【叮！】
【tianmingdafanpaixitongjiazaichenggong，suzhushifoujihuo？】
反派？
天命大反派？
zheigouxitongshirangzijidangfanpai？
“xitong，nandaonibuzhidaowoshisanhaoxueshengma？”
“wobunengdangfanpai，fanpaidousihencan。”
……
“ng？xitongniweishenmebuguohua？”
【**suzhu，xitongjihuocainengjinijieda！】
zhijianxitongmianbanshangpiaochuyixingzi。
叶凌霄：“……”
“激活！”
【叮！】
【系统已激活！】
“nihao！suzhu，hengaoxingweinifuwu。”
zheishipiaochuyigekeaidexiaojingling，yong**xiangdouzhidaozheijiushixitongjinglingle。
“有多高兴？”
“hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha……zheimegaoxing！”
叶凌霄：(ﾟOﾟ)
这系统有点意思！
“xitong，wonengbudangfanpaima？”
“xiuxianshijiedefanpaikeshisidehencandea！”
“形神俱灭啊！”
yelingxiaojinjindingzhexitongjinglingshuodao。
“可以！”
“danshinibuzuofanpai，nixianzaidantiandousuile，nijuedeninengzaixiuxianshijielinenghuoduojiu？”
“nideneixiegege，nagebupanzhenisi？”
“suzhu，nixiangxiangtamenbanihaidezheimecan，rangnixiuweijinshi，zheininengren？”
“yuanbennishizuiyouwangchengweidaqianshenchaodehuangdi，junlintianxia，meinvhuanrao，zhenyayigeshidaiderenwu。”
“rangsuoyoutianjiaozainimianqiandouanranshise，tiandaodouzhebuzhunideguanghui。”
“zheiyuanbenshishuyunide，ranerxianzaizheiyiqiedougenniwuguanle。”
“这你能忍？”
“shiwo，worenbule！”
“heihua！bixuheihua！”