tayiweihuoyaohuotongjiuyijinggouyoushangtianhe，yuanlaidaoshitadajingxiaoguaile。
ruguozheiyanglihaixingdewuqizhendecunzaizailingwaiyiqunrenshouzhong，neiduitadaqingjiushiyicishiwuqianlijudadeweixian。
taiziyinrengyeshirukangxiyibandeyanse，bukuishikangxijiaodaozhangdaderen，yixiazijiuxiangdaohekangxiyichuqule！
ruguozheiqunrenyaohuohaitianxia，kantadaqingdebaqiyoujiangruheyingdui？
zhuankebuzhidaozheixierendexiangfa。
shuoshihua，tazijiyekanrumile，beishipinlimianjizhenhandaoquanranwangjiletaxianzaizhengzaijiwanjiezhibo，zhuannaohaizhongdexitongyemeibingmeiyoutixing。
yifenduozhongdeshipinhenkuaijiubofangwanle，kanshipinyouzenmenengbushuapinglunquni，pinglunqudegeweiwangyoucaishishencai，yeshitakuailedelaiyuan。
fankaipinglunqu，guorankaitoudiyitiaojiuhenzhalie。
{tangsengjiugaizijipadaotazuili……}
wanjiedezhongrenzhikandaohuamianyizhuan，qianmiandejianjieanxiaqu，zuihouchulaideshiyixingxingzi。
唐僧，谁？
该爬到谁的嘴里去？
henhao，zheixiagengjiabumingbaile！
嬴政黑沉着一张脸。
sheinenggaosutazheigetangsengweishenmeyaopaodaotazuililai？
唐僧又是什么东西？
tayingzhengkeshizheitianxiadewang，qishishenmedongxidoukeyichide……
……
damingjiajingnianjian，zhengzaichuangzaozijijuzuodewuchengenlenglengdekanzhetianmushangdetangsengerzichushen。
ruguozijimeiyoujicuodehuatade《xiyouji》limianjiuyouyigejiaotangsengdeheshang，neishigenjudatangtangxuanzhuanggaibiande。
zhengqiaotabixiadetangsengyouyixiangteshujineng——shizhinengzhangshengbulao。
“buhuide，yinggaishiqiaohe，dui，yidingshizheiyangde……”
wuchengenhunshendouzaizhanli，jixiwangzheishiqiaoheyoubuxiwang，tayeshuobuchulaiweishenme。
……
“唐僧？”
“neibushi《xiyouji》limianderenwuma？nandaotianshanghaizhenyoujiaotangsengdezheigeshenxian？”
qianlongjuedetadenaodaiyouxiemeng，derangtahaohaodelvyilv。
地球，唐僧……
mobushizheigenbenjiubushisuoweishenxiannongchulaide？
huaichuaizhezheigeyiwenqianlongjixukanzhetianshang，tajuedetanaohaizhongdeyiwenyijingjianjiandeqingxile。
{qinshihuangweishenmebeihei？yinweiqinchaotaiduan，houmianshihanchao，hanchaoxiangyaoxuanchuanzijidezhengtong，kendingheiqianchaoa。jiuxiangtangchaoshihouyaoheisuiyangdiduomecanbaoyiyang，lishiyoushenglizheshuxie。}
youxuedaoleyigeyouyongdezhishi。
shenmejiaozuoqinchaodeshijiantaiduan，youshenmejiaozuohanchao？
yingzhengzheigeshihouyijinggubudezheixiedaodishibushishenxiansuowei，quanbudexinshendouzaineigeqinchaotaiduan，beihanchaosuoqudaishang。
“汉朝吗……”
tadedaqinmeiyouqianqiuwandaima？
……
“zheikebuxingluanshuo，zhenheshizuoguozheiyangdeshiqing。”
liubangjuedetazhendeshiyuanwangjile。
ta，liubang，tangtangzhengzhengdedazhangfu，zenmekenengzuozheizhongdihuiqianchaodeshiqing，juebukeneng。
zhangliangchenmodedixiatou，yanjingmingliangdeheren。
tajuedetahaoxiangzhaodaolebaofuyingzhengzheigebaojundefangfale，fanzhengzheijianshiqingxiangxindaduoshurendouhuitongyideba。
……
suiyangdiyangguangkanzheneitianshangtidaodetangchaoyangleyangmeitou。
chaodaigengti，tadaoshibuyiwaiyourentuifantadetongzhi。
zhishitahenhaoqi，tayangguangdezheikehaotouludaodibeisheiquzhi？
……
zhanzaichengqiangshangdelishiminchenmo，weizhetadequnchenyegenzhechenmo。
keke，tianshangdezheijuhuatamenyouxiewufabianbo，bijingzheiyesuanshishishima。
dangranzheikebushitamendeteli，nayigechaodaiqudaiqianchaobushiruci，zhiyouzheiyangxuanyangcainengtixiantamenqudaiqianchaoyouduozhengtongbushima。
tianshangdeshenxianjingranlianzheigeyezhidao，danzhenshikepazhiji……
{wodelaozuzongbuhuiguaiwoguobulesiliuji，zhihuiguaitadadebugouyuan。}
{yinweixiujianzhangchengbeishuobaojun，kexiuzhangchengqueshiweilerenminbubeiwaiqinzhesaorao}
{lengzhishi：xufuqipianqinshihuang，zheishijieshangjiumeiyouzhangshengbulaoyao，bingqiezhiqianjidedanyaodouhanyoushuiyin。}
{xufupianleta，jitadeyaoyoushuiyin，daizhetongnantongnvqujianlileriben，houhaiqinlvewomen，shalewomenneimeduoren。zhendenengchuanyue，xianshaxufu！}
{haojiahuo，nenghuobashidechichengsishile[tangping]}
“徐福？”
xianzaicaiganghengsaoliuguotongyidaqincai22suideyingzhenghaimeiyoukaishizhuiqiuzhangshengbulao，ziranyeburenshixufuzheigeren。
buguotianshangdeshenxianjingranshuozheishijieshangmeiyouzhangshengbulaoyao，nandaotamenbushishenxianma？
zheigeyiwenshunjianbeizhongrenzhongzaixinzhong。
haiyouxufuzheigerenjingranganjitachidaidudedanyao，zhaosi。
tianshangdeshenxian，guqiechengzuowei“shenxian”ba，yinweineigeyiwen，yingzhengzaishenxianerzishangdadadedalegewenhao。
tianshangdeshenxianshuodedui，xufuzheirengaisha，sibuzuxi。
“xufu，shawushe……”
yingzhengchongmanshayideshengyinchuanbiancichukongjian，shenhoudequnchenbingmeiyoujuedezheiyoushenmebudui。
ganqipiantamendewang，haiganjitamendewangshangchidaidudedanyao，zirangaisi。
kuangqieneixieshenxianyeshuolecirengaisha。
……
“meiyouzhangshengbulaoma？”
yishendaopaodejiajingdishiwangdekanzheshouzhongheidefaliangdedanyao。
shenxianjingranshuozheishijieshangmeiyouzhangshengbulaoyao，neitianshangchuxiandeyoushishenme？
tahaiyiweiyourucishenyichuxianshiyinweitianshangzhendeyoushenxian，youshenxianziranyeyoudanyao。
meiyourenzhidaotakandaotianshangneiyimudeshihouxinzhongshiduomejifen。
xianzaitianshangdeneixieshenxianquegaosutazheishijieshangmeiyouzhangshengbulaoyao，kexiangerzhijiajingdidexinqing。
{shuoqinshihuangcanbaodeneixiesuoweizhengju，birushuotazhijieshuaisiletadeliangge‘didi’。nianyoushikanzhelishikebenshangdemiaoxiejuedetacanren，xianzaixiangxiang，tacanrengeguie，laoaimeidiyishijianguadoushitaguoyushanliang。}
{dairuxiaziji，laoaijingranbubeilingchizaicheliedouduibuqiziji}
weiraozaiyingzhengzhouweidequnchenmendichuizhetou，wanquanbugankanyingzhengcishidelianse。
zheijianshiqingtamendangchuyelveyouerwen，shizaishiwangshichouwen，butiyeba。
fanzhengtamenshijuedewangshangzuodemeicuode，huanzuoshitamen，tamenzhihuizuodegengjue。
yingzhengcishidelianyijingbunengyongheizheigezilaixingrongle。
zheidengchouwenrujinnaodegetianxiajiezhitanenggaoxingqilaicaiguai。
……
wanjiedesuoyourendairuleyixiaziji……
haoba，shuodedui，meiyourenhenanrennengrongrenzheizhongshiqingfashengzaitamendetoushang，genghekuanghaishidaibiaozhetianxiayanmiandetaihou。
shuaisidousuanjiandandele，huanzuoshitamen，tamennengzuodaogengjue。
zheimeyixiangxiang，haoxiangqinshihuangdecanbaodequeshiyouxiebushia！
suoyizheidaodishisheidewenti？
huangdimenrenbuzhukaishisisuoqizheigewentilai。
kebuyaoxiaokanzheigewenti，zheiduihuangshi，tebieshiduihuangdilaishuokeshitiandadeshiqing，wanyiyaoshizaitamensihouyourenyezheiyangxietamenqibushiyuandehen。
{qinshihuangkexijiukexizaigejudaguotoule！meibaliuguoguizuyuniedouzaiwan！burannayouneimeduopishi[jiuzhuandachang][jiuzhuandachang]}
{takeshiyigegongchendoumeishameigouxian，zhishitataichaoqianle，gongchengdaleduole，shengchanligenbushang！}
{yiqinshihuangduirujiadetaiduhezuowei。rujiahezunkongchongrudeshijiamenheilejiqianniandoumeibataheichengyigeyiwushichuhunjun，jiuzhidaogongjiyouduodale。}
{xianrushiheidaotouzi，hourushishuijuntouzi。}
“儒家……”
很好，找到源头了。
wanjiedesuoyouren，tebieshihuangdidouqideyayangyang，tamenganggangzenmemeiyouxiangdao，nengjilulishidedoushiyouwenhuade，youwenhuadedoushichuzirujia。
zheimejiandandedaoliganggangzenmemeiyouxiangchulai？
zheimeyixiangzhetamenyouxiangdaolepingshichaotangshangneiqunyiyanbuhejiusijiandeshiguan，yuanlaizheiqunrujiarencaishiniuqulishideyuantou。
zheiqunhuangdizaineibiananzifangbei，neibianderujiadachenmenquekuxiaobude。
suiranzheizhongshiqingyoutamendezhuguanyishi，keshuoshihua，xiangjizailishizheizhongdashiqingmeiyoudangquanzhedeshoukenanshitamenyouzenmeganniuqu。
kezheixietamennengshuoma，buneng……
suoyiliantianshangdeshenxianyeyaoguaitamenma？