helinandelianyixiaziheilexiaqu，“xieyaochen！”
xieyaochen：“zenme，woshuocuole？”
zhoumubaixiaolianzhanghong，yaozhezuichun，congmeiyouguozheimediuliandeshike。
xieyaochenzenmenengzheiyang？shexiangjihaizaipaini！
tayanquanfanhong，weiqudikanlehelinanyiyan，zhuanshenpaokaile。
helinannaonubuyi，congjiemudiyitiankaishi，xieyaochennadunfandeshicaibushizhudongrangchulaide？
suirantabadongxijizhoumubai，xieyaochenshiyouxieyijian，danshitasixialishuoleliangcizhihou，haipatazaiyebulita，xieyaochenbushidourenle？
xianzaiyoushiganshenme？dangzheneimeduoren、haiyouzhibojingtoudemian，jingranrangmubaizheimenankan！
“wojiuzhidaonibuhuianfenxialai，zhaodaojihuijiuyaozhenduimubai，dannizuihaorenshidaoyidian，woderennaishiyouxiandude！”
binglengdijinggaoguoxieyaochen，helinandanxinzhoumubai，zhuanshenxianzhuichuqule。
xieyaochenchixiaoyisheng，tizhezijideshicai，tairanziruodijinlechufang。
qitajiabincubujifangkanlezheimeyichangxi，doujingdaile。
suirancaixiangchusantianshijian，danshizhongrendouduizhoumubaiyoulebushaohaogan，zhoumubaidanchunyoushanliang，pingshihaixianggexiaotaiyangyiyang。
zheishihoutamenxiayishijiuxiangbangzhoumubaishuohua，danshihuadaozuibian，youturandaizhu，buzhidaogaizenmeshuo。
xieyaochenhaoxiang……yemeishenmecuo？
【xieyaochenshabiba！！wojiuzhidao，zheihubiyitianbuzhenduiwomenbaibaitaxinlijiubushutan！】
【baibaixianzaizenmeyangle，shexiangtoukuaigenshanga！haodanxinawu！】
【……a？suirandanshi，xieyaochenzheicihaoxiangmeizuoshenme？tahaoxiangzhishijujuelerangchuzijidedongxi？】
xieyaochenliluodishaleji，fangdaohuoshangdunshangdeshihou，helinanzhongyuhonghaolezhoumubai，liangrenyiqicongwaimianjinlaile。
helinandabuzoudaoxieyaochenmianqian，lengshengdao：“chulai，woyouhuahenishuo！”
xieyaochenzhunbeichuliwuhuarou，tatouyemeihui，“meikong。”
helinanjinggao：“nixianghaolezaihuida！”
“woxiangdehenqingchu，”xieyaochenzhongyuzhuantou，yuqitouzhehaobuyanshidexianqi，“nengliwoyuandianma？nifangaidaowozuofanle。”
helinanyizhi，talengshengdao：“nizheiyoushishenmexinshouduan？xiangyicilaiyinqiwodezhuyi？woxianzaijiukeyigaosuni，wobuchizheiyitao！”
谢遥臣：“……”
谢遥臣：“傻逼。”
toutingdeqitaren：“……”
弹幕：“……”
helinanzhenjing，“nishuoshenme？”
xieyaochentiexinjieshi：“wozaimani，shabi。”
片刻的沉寂后——
“谢遥臣！！”
helinannubukee！taconglaimeizheimeshengqiguo！
xieyaochendaodinalaidedanzi，ganzheimemata？！
yanjianhelinanqidaoshiqulizhi，haipatahuidongshou，qitajiabinjimangshangqiandayuanchang。
laoyishujiawenlide：“bieshengqibieshengqi，xiaoxiejiushishuohuazhiledian……”
“噗！”
kanzhehelinanzhouranqingleyigedudelian，xieyaochenzhijiexiaochulesheng。
wenlidehouzhihoujuezijishuotuluzui，gangajile。
jimangbujiu：“zheishijianyebuzaole，xiaohenimenshenmeshihouyongchufang？wanfanyegaizuoqilaile。”
周沐白也上前来哄。
helinanzheicairenzhenuhuo，mianmianqiangqiangshunzhetaijiexialai。
jiabindewanfanshiyaozijizuode，bingqieguidingbunengrangbierenbangmang，danshizheibangyangzunchuyouderenli，youchuyideshizailiaoliaowuji，suoyiwanfanshihoudecanzhuoshang，zhuangkuangshifencanlie。
zhoumubaichushenputong，chuyidaoshihaixing，danqiaofunanweiwumizhichui，tadeshicaizhiyouyikeqingcai，zuihouzhinongchulegeqingshuizhuqingcailai。
helinandaoshibitaduolianggetudoujigeqingjiao，ranerchuyizheidongxitagenbenjiumeiyou，shicaizhijiefeile。
zhiqianyouyuanzhuwusifengxian，zheiliangrenjiumeichiguoku，daoshiyuanzhumeicidoupinlemingzuorenwu，zuihouquezhinengchihelinannongchulaideheianliaoli。
xianzaixieyaochenbusihoule，liangrendeqingkuangdunshiburongleguan。
zheicitamenweiyinengchide，zhiyouzhoumubaizhuchulaideneifenqingshuizhuqingcai。
helinanzhichileyikou，jiunanyixiayanditingxialekuaizi。
zhoumubaichuyizaihao，qingcaiyounengzuodeduohaochi？genghekuangzhoumubaidechuyiyezhishiyiban！
zhoumubaiyeyouxiechibuxiaqu，tazheiliangtian，zuiyijingbeixieyaochenjiyangdiaole。
pianpianjiuzaizheishihou，xieyaochencongchufangchulaile。
tadunleyizhiji，zuolefenhongshaorou，haichaolelianggesucai！
bansuizhetajiangzijidecaiduanchulai，badaodexiangweilijiqinxilezhongrendexiujue……rangtamenbenlaijiubuxiangdefancaibiandegengnanchile。
shushuangyanjing，qishuashuadingzhulexieyaochendecai。
xieyaochenwanquanwushizhongrendeshixian，pangruowurendizuoxia，mantiaosilidikaishichifan。
——jiabinzhijiandeshiwushikeyifenxiangde，danshitawanquanmeiyouyaozhaohusheideyisi。
shenzhijiaqiyikuaihongshaorou，tahaiguyishuodao：“a，feierbuni，sezexianliang，zheicifahuidebucuo……zhenxiang！”
其他人：“……”
谁问你了！
zhoumubaikanzhemianqiandeqingcai，chedichibuxiaqule。
zheishi，tashixianrenbuzhuwanglujuemingneibianfeileyixia。
lujuemingdeshicaiyehenfenghou，tayipanlaziji，lianggeqingchaodesucai，chuyikanqilaixiangdangbucuo。
takanleyiyan，youkanyiyan，shixianyuelaiyuemingxian，anlishuoyibanrenzaogaifaxianle，bingqiehuiwenyijuyaobuyaoyiqichi。
danlujuemingbushiyibanren，tashensedandandichizhekuaizi，jixuchizijide，fangfomeiyouchajuedaozhoumubaideyitu。
zhoumubaiyaoleyaochun，zhongyuhaishimeirenzhu，hongzhexiaolian，xiaoshengkaikou：“luge……wo、wokeyiheniyiqichima？”
xieyaochenkuaizilimatingle，naonei：“tazenmehaoyisiwenchukoude？”
001：“shia！zenmehaoyiside？”
一人一统大开眼界！
bushishuozhujiaoshouxingqingmiantian，zizunxinhaihenqiangma？
lujuemingyidun，taimoukanlezhoumubaiyiyan，yingtingdanmodemeiyanjianbolanbuxing，tashuo——