第一章 坐头等舱遇见总统大人

wanxiaorujidongdiyiyeweishui,mingtiantajiangqujingdou,qushijiezuidingjitbgongsimianshi。

miandaixisedidakaishouji,dinggoujipiao,keshiqujingdoubanjidejingjicangyiquanbushouwan,zhiyoutoudengcangle。

shiyeerniandeta,zhiyouyongxinyongkaxiangouyizhangjipiaole。

youshengyilaidiyicizuotoudengcang。

wanxiaoruyiweitoudengcangnengyujianmingxing,dawan,huozhemouweizongcai,keshihuangusizhouquanshipuputongtongde。

wanxiaoruyoudianshiwangdidakaishouji,tahenxiangpaiyizhangtoudengcangzhaopianshangchuandaoweiboshang,youbuhaoyisipai,biedechengkedouanfendi,pingjingdizuozaizijideweizhishang。

neizhinengzipai,keshizenmenengxuanzuihaodejiaodu,nengpaichuzijizuotoudengcangdeweizhi,wanxiaorunazheshoujibutingdiaozhenghaojiaoduhejuli。

yizhenbingliang,yuanlaishizijishoupengdaoyigenanrendelianshang。

wanxiaorugangshuoduibuqi,zhijianneinanrenbiwangletayiyan,zizunxinshoushangle,wanxiaoruxiukuidelianduibuqiyewangleshuo。

dakaishouji,wangluoshangzuihuodexiaoshuojiushi《nihao,yujianzongtongdaren》。wanxiaoruxiangzijirucipingfanderensheng,yibeiziyeyubudaozongtongdaren,neiyangderenwuyuzijidejulijiushiyinheyuyinhedejuli。

zuijinjulizhaodaoyigeguojiazuigaoduanrenwudeqingyuai,jiudaoxiaoshuolixunzhaonvzhuyuzongtongzhijiandeaiqingba。

wanxiaorukandaonvzhubazongtongdarendadecaizaidixia,jiuxiangzijicaizhulezongtongyiban,wanxiaorubuyoudi,yanzuiqieqieyixiao。

"qishi,zongtongdeshenghuobushizheiyang,tadeshenghuochongmanleyinxianyusuanji,hennanyouneimeduoshijianyuxihuanderenxishuawannaode。"shenbiandenanzishengyinqingqingcuicui,wanrudazhuxiaozhuluoyupanyiban,lingrenyizhen。

"gaodenixiangzongtongdeguanjiaside。"wanxiaorubuxiedikanletayiyan。

"woduoshaozhidaoyixie。"jiangzhongjiduanzuozhe,mubuxieshidishuozhe。

"heng,nizuogetoudengcang,haizhenbazijidanghuishile。"wanxiaoruxinlianxiang,jixukangouxueqingjiedewangluoxiaoshuo。

"zongtongdaren!"shengyinxiruwenying,quezhenbancidewanxiaoruyijing,zenmechengleyoushengduwule。

"zongtongdaren!"shengyinyijiuxiruwenying,wanxiaorucewangleyixia,yigeshenzhekaojiudenanziwanxia90dudeyao,xiujinwanxiaorushenbianchengkemengyinbandijiaohuanzhe。

shenbiandenanzisicongemengzhongjingxing,tiletijingshen,zhenjingdishuo,"wobushijiaonibuyaojiaowozongtongma?"shengyinhenqing,qingderuboyumaozaifeiside。

danshi,neimeqingdeshengyin,wanxiaoruhaishitingdaole,tayoushoujinjinyanzhuzijidezui,xiangkezhizhuzijibuyaoxiao,keshineixiaoshengbaofasidecongzhifengjianpenchu。

哈哈哈……

jiangzhongjibuzijuediwangletayixia,youxunsuceguotou,qingshengdao,"kebuyaoduiwaishuoyuzongtongdarenyiqizuobanjiyo。"

wanxiaoruyikandaotaneifutingrenzhendebiaoqing,jiuchameiyouxiaochaqi。

bicizheicaixixididaliangzheduifang。

ruguoyiyizhequrendehua,wanxiaoruxiangta,dingduoshiyigeshenmeceo,yinweineitaojiazhishijiwanyuanfaguohuo,yibanrenchuanbuqi,tadewuguanjingzhigangyi,sanfazhechenwennanrendeqixi,meitoujinsuo,mianseyinchen,siyoushenmexinsi,jiushinaoziyoudianbuqingtou,bierenjiaotazongtongdaren,tahaizhenhuipeihe。

bicidalianglewumiao,jiangzhongjixiangwanxiaorugaishiganggangdaxuebiye,kantashenheideyanjing,jiuzhidaoshiyigedanchunmeiyouxinjidenvsheng,zaifeijishang,tayikanyigeduoxiaoshidexiaoshuo,tachunheideduanfa,xiandeqiaopikeai,wuguanjingzhidixiangqianzaineifuyuanrundelianpan。

tadeyanjingconglianshangwangxiasaoxiangtadeshouwan,dinggezaitashouwanshangdefenseshuijing,yousicengxiangshideganjue,rangtaxinliyijing,mofei?zenmekeneng,tasuihoujiufoudingle。

wanxiaorujiangshoujidiaoweijingyin,duizhejiangzhongjijiupaileyizhang,ranhoushangchuandaozijideweibo,yongdiaokandeyudiaofachu:feijishangdezongtongdaren,yigezimingbufandejiahuo。

"zongtongdaren,haishidaoweishengjianjiangfangdanyichuanshangba,bupayiwan,jiupawanyi。"yadizheshengyin,suiranjiazhefeijidehongmingsheng。

"nibuyaobawodangzuozongtong,wojiubuhuiyoufengxiande。buyaozongshijiaowozongtongdaren。"jiangzhongjiqiangyazhenuhuo,jiangshengyinyadehenxiao。

kandaoshenbianzheiweinanrenzheiyangshenlinqijing,bianwen,"nikeyipaidianying,biebawopaichenglurenjia,yinweiwogenbenbuxiangshangjing。"wanxiaoruchaosizhouwanglewang,kanyoumeiyoushenmexiaoxingshexiangji。

guimicengjingzuofeiji,jiubeidianying《taijiong》paichenglelurenjia,taqifendegaigaozhita,miandebeipaichengyigebuxiubianfude,xingxiangyibandechengke。

"ruguonixiangchengming,niqianwanbiemaozongtongshenfen?"wanxiaorurenzhendetixingzhe。

"weishenme?"jiangzhongjijuedetongzheigebuxiezijidenvrenliaotian,gandaoshenxindouzaifangsong,tongbaobiaoshuohua,jiuyoucaomujiebingdeganjue。

"zhenzhengdezongtongshibuhuizuozheizhongfeijide,yinweitayouzhuanjiya,nikeyibaichi,biebabierendangzuobaichi,erqiechenghuzongtonghenjingwei,buxiangnimenzheiyangshuohuaxiangtoujimogouside。"wanxiaorushuozhekanleyiyanshashadejiangzhongji。

"shide,wojiushiyanzongtongdarende,yinweizaipianchangxiguanlezheiyangjiao,yishigaibuguolai。"jiangzhongjirenzhendeshuozhe,neibulushengsedebiaoqing,redewanxiaoruzaicishitaidihahadaxiao。