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好家伙！
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limudoujingle，zheishishenmepinzhongdedayuanzhong？
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但是清澈愚蠢不行！
“ng，zheigexijiejiuhenhao，woyijingyouxieganyingle。”limudeyanshenzeichuncui，pangfoyigezhenzhengdedaishi，“jiezheshuoxiaqu，nizhunbeixiangshenmebanfa？”
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靠！
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血赚！
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卧槽！
什么玩意？？
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