“nishizheicizhuchidetianshi？”
“yangejiang，woyinggaizhisuanshidaoshi。”
“dashi，nimendaoshiyinggaiduoshaohuidianfashuba，nengbanggongsizhanyaochumoma？”
“zheiwentiwojianyiniquzhaofashi。”
“neihuibuhuishuataomujian，heixiuheixiudeneizhong？”
“不会。”
“neidashihuixieshenme？”
pingxingshijie，linhaishi，laiyanggongsimenkou。
tingzheyanqianlaiyanglaobandexunwen，yeguanyishiyouxieyezhule。
qishizheixiewentihenjiandan，duizhengjingdedaoshilaishuo，qifuquxiedoushijibengong。
但...他不正经。
就在昨天。
tabeipengyouxingzhibobodelaqudangdizuihuodemanzhan，zhengqiaopengdaojubanfangxiangkuorongjiaosechi，yaoqingtacosyibenxiaoshuozhongdediandaoshi。
yuanbentashijujuede，bijingshuohaokanmanzhan，zenmenengbianchengzijibeizhanlan？
danduifangquejiletazheigenianjiwufajujuedetiaojian。
zuzusanbaidayang，sheijiashechunengjujue？
tachuanzhelaodiedangjiadaoshishihoudedaopao，meixiangdaozhenghaoheshen。
kenengshiyanzhideyuanyin，zhantaishangderenqifeisushangsheng，yijuduodelebushaorendeguanzhu。
zaijiashangtaneijingzhandeyanji，jubanfangzhihubensefahui，jiesuanshidouduojileyibaikuai。
nadaojukuan，benxiangzhexiaoweixian，huijialejilaodieduoshangliangzhuxiang。
jieguogangzouchumanzhan，taitoujiuyudaoleyiweixizhuanggelvdenanzi。
duifanghenreqing，shanglaijiuwenyaobuyaozhuanpiaozi，reqingdaorangtachadianxiangbaojing。
yifanxunwenguohoucaidezhi，tashifuzelarende，mingtianqiyeyouchangyanchu。
yaoqingzijicosdaoshi，quyijiagongsibiaoyan，shihouhainengnaliangbai。
anzhaojintiandezhuangtai，yanchuyixiajiunengnaliangbaidayang。
xunsizhezheiqianbunabaibuna，yeguanmeiyouduogulvjiudayingle。
然后...
yeguankanzheliangcederenqun，miansesumu，danyanzhongdaizheqidaihehaoqi。
tayanpichoulechou，zheitamajueduibushiyanchu！
zheishidasuanrangwojiaxizhenzuo？
“dashi？nishijianyizenmezhe...”shencaiyuanrundelaiyanglaobandaliangleyanqianfangxiaodaoshi。
yishenshenhongsesupaozaishenshang，heiseshufachuizaiyaojian，xiongkoudaizheshanguihuaqian，shouzhongqingwofuchen，junlanganjingdezhanzhe，youyizhongrumuchunfengdeganjue。
weiyidequedian，jiushijingshenbutaihao，youzhongyonglandeqizhizaishenshang。
buguoyanjiandeta，yiyanjiukandaoleduifangshenshangdedahongpao！
红袍道士！
yitahunjianghuduonianshirenshuizhunlaikan，zheixiaodaozhangyinggaibuguoershisuiba？
suishuotaduidaojiaobutailejie，danyeqingchudaopaoyanseshiyouzhixuhuafende！
zheinianjinengchuanshanghongpao，daoxingyinggaibuqian。
sanqiankuainengzhaogehongpaodaoshi，zuotianneizhongjiehaizhenyoudianliangxin。
kanzheyanqianlaobanqidaidemuguang，yeguanyuyanyouzhi。
qifutabuhui，cosdianzibiaoyanyaobuyao？
yeguanchenyinpianke：“nigongsigangqibu，keyizuoyixiaqifuqingshen，laigekaiyedaji。”
laiyanglaobanyanqianyiliang：“qingshenyehao，neijiuyoulaodashile。”
看看，这就叫专业！
kanyiyanjiuzhidaogongsiqueleshenme，dequeshishenyoudaoxing。
huayingangluo，tahuranwutou，shenxileyikouliangqi，bantiancaideyishuzhan。
“nizheishitouteng？”yeguanchangshixingxunwen。
laiyanglaobankuxiao：“zuijinchuxiandemaobing，yiyuanshuoshishouhanle。”
“zheishixiaomaobing，daoshilaofandashichumianzuofale。”
yeguandianlediantou，xingyunliushuidetaochushouji：“yebusuanlaofan，wojinijieshaojigefujindelaodaozhang，niqulianxitamenjiuxingle。”
此话刚落。
laiyanglaobanbiaoqingyihuo，zheibushiyouxianchengdehongpaodaoshima？
zenmehaiyaotaqulianxiqitatongxing？
yipangshenweizhongjianrendexizhuangnanzikesouliangsheng，lazheyeshuzoudaogongsimenkou。
“daozhang，qianninale，biechuchazia。”
yeguantingletingshenzi，mianmujiesu：“zheishinishuodeyanchu？zhouweizheijiashishixiangrangwohuangpaojiashen，qutiaodashenni？”
xizhuangnanzigangaxiaolexiao：“cosyanchushiyan，qingshenyishiyeshiyan，doushiyanxima。”
“zaishuole，xianzaishikexueshehui，naliyourendongshenmedaofazhileide。”
“nijiuanzhaozuotiandedongzuolai，bierenbaozhunkanbuchulai。”
jiangdaoli，tashigeweiwuzhuyizhe，zheixiexiaobaxiyejiuhuyixiazheixiemeixuewendetulaoban。
哪里需要真道士？
yeguanpiaoleyanxizhuangnanzi，dunshiyaotou：“bugan，wodiejiushidaoshi，congxiaojiaowoyaochengxinweiben。”
xizhuangnanzixianglexiang，zhiyandao：“zheiyang，wojinijialiangbai。”
“zhenghao，wocongxiaojiubutingwodiedehua。”
叶观一转话锋。
xizhuangnanziweiweichenmo，meixiangdaoyeguanyingdezheimeshuangkuai。
yedui，ruguobushizhenqueqian，sheihuibeiliangbaikuaipianlaicosdaoshi？
suanle，zheimeshuangkuaidefenshang，shichengzhihouzaiduojitaliangbaiba。
yeguanbuqingchuduifangxinzhongsuoxiang，buguocikeyemeishenmexinlifudan。
fanzhenglaodieyeshijiahuo，tayesuanshizichengfuyele。
lanxinghunzheimejiu，zaoliuwanjiu，qianmeizhengdaobushuo，haiyangleyishenbing。
xianzaiqiandaoshoulebuna，neibushichunquexinyanma？
laiyanglaobankanzheliangrenzaiyipangshuoshangliangzheshenme，cikeyeqileyixin。
“dashi，nimenzheishizaishangliangshenme？”
xizhuangnanzizhenglezhengyiling，sumudao：“dashiganggangzaifenxigongsidebujuhefengshui，zuihoufenxiqingshenyishidejuticuoshi。”
“nigongsidebujubucuo，zhiyaojingguodashidezuofazhihou，yihoudingranhuishunfengshunshui。”
shuodedishuibulou，yeguanmianseguguai，ganjuezheihuogengshihedanghuyourendejiadaoshi。
“大师好眼力！”
laiyanglaobanxiaoyinyindao：“buguoxianzaishiwushile，dashihaishizaodianjinxingyishiba。”
“wotingshuodaoshizuofaxuyaoshenmejixue，zhuguzhileide。”
“dashiyaoshixuyaoshenme，keyigenwogaozhiyisheng，wosuishizhunbei。”
gongsilaiqifuyiciburongyi，haishidezuohaowanquanzhunbei。
yeguanyuyanyouzhi，zheixiewanyibushizhuaguiyongdeme？
yong**xiangyezhidaoheqingshenbuzhanbianba？
yeguanyaotouyitan：“xianchangbaochianjingjiuxing，duoliuyidiankaikuodekongjian。”
laiyanglaobanhaoqixunwen：“dashi，zheishiyoushenmeshuofama？”
yeguanpiaozheta：“kongjianyongjirongyiyingxiangqingshenxiaoguo。”
renduolekebuxing，beichaichuanzhihouhaizenmepaolu？
yeguanxianglexiang，xunwendao：“nixiangqingshenmeshen？”
“anlishuo，gongchengjianzhusihudoushiyaoqingtudiye。”
laiyanglaobanchenyinpianke，shiwendao：“buguolaiyanggongsibijinggangkaiye，haishixianqingcaishenshangmenba。”
yeguandianlediantou：“nixiananpaishenxiang，jizhu，changdiyaobaochianjing。”
laiyanglaobantingwanhouxiaojizhuomisidediantou，suihoukaishianpaiyishichangdi。
zhouweideyuangongbusuanduo，cikejingweifenmingdezhanzailiangce。
zuiqianfangpuzhehongtan，baifangzheyizhangshimuzhuozi，shangmianbaifangzhetudishenxiang，yijisangenzhangxianghegeyanggongpin。
liangceyuangongdehaoqidedaliangzhezheiweinianqingdedaozhang。
daoshikebuchangjian，genghekuangshizheizhongnianqingqingxiude，jirenyizhonghenkekaodecuojue。
zaijiashangyishenhongpaojiadaofu，kezai**renguzilidednadongle。
yeguanchifuchenzoudaotaishang，biaoqingbutaidanding。
zheilibuxiangmanzhanshiyulexingzhi，zheimeduorendingzhe，wanyibeichaichuandiertianshiyaoshangtoutiaode。
“dashi，qingshenyishikeyikaishilema？”laiyanglaobankanleyanlvshuiguishoubiao，yijingkuaiyaoguowushile。
“dashizheishizaiganying。”xizhuangnanzijieshidao。
tadeweiyeshuzhengquyidianshijianshiying。
diyicishangtaizuojia，youxinliyalishihenzhengchangde。
台上。
yuanbenzhengjinweizhandeyeguan，naohaizhonghuranyoushengyinxiangche。
【dingdong！zhenjiatianshixitongbangdingchenggong......】