第1章 系统是不是玩我(1405字)

daxiongbaodian,foxiangrushan,jinbihuihuang。

tangshengpanzuozaifozushouzhong,chourongmanlian,henhendechoulekouyan。

“xitongshibushizaiwanwo?”

“tamiaode,zheigoudongxi……”

“yiqiandaoyewanguowo,danbushizheimewandea!!”

qinianqian,tadaizhexitongchuanyuedaoxiyoushijie,wanchenggezhongrenwu,shunfengshunshui。

keqianjitian,xitongjingranlijiachuzou…

tahaiyangyancongjinyihou,suoyoubeishangshendesuzhu,douhuilaizhuishatangsheng!!

“taniangde,zhenshishabuca**,jiwolouleyishou。”

tajiangyanhuidanzaifozudezhifengli,nannandao:“wanyizheigoudongxiquwuzhishan,shangleneizhihouzideshen……”

嘶~!

yiguzuanxindeliangyi,rangtangshengbujindalegelengzhan,bixubataeshazaiyaolanli。

“shidi,buxuzaifoqianwuli,kuaixialai!”

dadianwai,meiqingmuxiudexiaoheshang,bulvqinghuandezoulejinlai。

ta,bianshichenxuanzhuang,weilaidequjingren。

“事儿妈!”

tangshengyichoutajiufan,chaopangcuilekou,zhiruowangwen,heshangyanyouzaideshuileqilai。

“nizhengridiaoerlangdang,haiduifozuwuli,rucixiaqu,zentuochaosheng?”chenxuanzhuangmeitoujinsuo,lishengshuodao。

tangshengqielesheng,manbuzaihudao:“jintianbushifojiema,shixiongbuzaiwaiweidatangqifu,zenmeyoukonglaijiaoxunwole!?”

说来也怪。

zheiweishengsengduisuoyourendoushipusamoyang,weiduduitahenshikanbushang。

pingrilishuohuadoubuyuanyi,jiusuanyuanyuanduishangyiyan,limapantuisongjing,xiangshizuoletiandadenie!

gumozhebazifanchong,jintiandaoxiqile,jingranhuizhudonglaijiaoxunziji。

chenxuanzhuangneishuangyandoukuaidengchuxuele,yaoyadao:“huangshangpairenlaichuan,nisuiwoyiqirugong。”

“sha,suinirugong????”

tangshengmengranqishen,jingerhaimu。

疯了?

被夺舍了?

nichileshenmezangdongxi,jingqiwenluanleba?

“sineizhiyouniyigexianren!”chenxuanzhuanghenglesheng,jiangshenziniutouyipang,buzaiqukanneituolingzijiexindedongxi。

啪~

tangshengwenwenluodi,jingyibudingdekanzhezheigesitulv,xintouhushengyihuai。

tashenshouguoqu,jiayixiangqugouchenxuanzhuangdejian,houzhejingkongnuobu,xiangpazhanshangzangdongxi。

zheibandefanying,daoshizhengchangle。

tazuijiaofuqiyimoxiao,andao:“wodaoshiyaokankan,nizheisitulvmaishenmeyao!”

“jiranshixiongyouqiu,shidizhinengzunming。”

beishuanongdechenxuanzhuang,cikeqidejihujiangyayaosui,fenhendedengzheta。

……

zhenguanzhizhi,datangshengshi。

zhaoliyingshilongmaidiqidaxing,bihuwanmin。

danweihelongtashangdelishimin,diqiquanshi,zhoushenhaipaihuaizheguyaoxieqixi?

neizhanglianqiaocuibukan,sirudaxianjiangzhi,guoyunbujiu。

取经任务要开始了?

weizhengzhanshajinghelongwang,tangtaizongyingjie?

不应该啊!

tangshengmolemoxiaba,xiyoujibushizheimexiede,jinghelongwangduoshaoxiuwei,zenmekenengzaochuyingxiangguoyundeqishi?

“nanbuchengyouyaoxiecongzhongzuogeng?”

tiantinghefojiaogongtongdingxiaxijingrenwu,nagebuyaomingdegoudongxi,ganzaizheilijiaoxini?

“buxing,zheishibujiandan,gaobuhaojiuyinhuoshaoshen,bixupao!!!”

taizilizhijiantayilianningzhong,haoqiwendao:“xiaoshanshikekanchushenmeduanni?”

“呵呵。”

chenxuanzhuangrenbuzhuchixiao:“woshiditanwanhunao,xinsibuzheng,tanalinengkanchushenmeduanni!!”

“wufeishixiangyinqitaizidezhuyi,lingxieshangbale!”

“原来如此。”

lizhipieleyantangsheng,jiantameiyoufanbo,dangxiaxinshengyane,xindao:“jingtusifoguangpuzhao,fashigengshihuangshangqincishengseng,zenmehuiyouruciwuhuibukandeshidi?”

tangshengcikenalihaiguanzheixie,xinjirufen:“shixiongshuodeshi,burutaizixianzaidaiwoqulingshang?”

cihuayichu,quanchangjijing。

zhouzaoshifengdetaijiandounielebahan,huoledabanbeizi,meijianguoyourenganrucidadan,zheiheshangbuxianghuolema?

lizhizenghendengletayiyang,andao:“dengfuhuangxinglai,woyidingyaoshangbencanzheiheshang,miandedianwushengsengzhiming!”

ruofeihuangshanghoudaijingtusi,taqinengrangzheiheshanghuoguoyishisanke!

“cifandainizhangjianshi,weicengxiangnijingruciduoluo……”chenxuanzhuangyifuhentiebuchenggang,manliandetongxinjishou,tanqidao:

“qingtaizishuzui,shixiaosengpingrijiaodaobuyan!

lizhiminzuixiaoxiao,shiyiwuai:“xiaoshanshijirantaoshang,neijiusuiwolaiba,buyaodaraofashikaitan!”