第1章 怼女系统(2268字)

haozhangtizheyigesuliaotong,youxielangbeidicongyigegongchanglichulai,suliaotongliyouwankuaibeizidengkeliandejiadang。

tashibeicituide,yifangmianshichangbujingqi,zheigongchangqueshizaicaiyuan,lingyifangmiantahechejianweiyideyigepiaoliangchangmeiduoliaolejiju,jiubeitongyangyekanshangzheichangmeidechejianzhurenjihenshangle,taziranmeiyouhaoguozichi。

“cao!”haozhangtizhetongyibianyanzhegongchangwaijihumeishenmexingrendegongyedadaoyizhiwangqianzou,yibianfaxiebandama,xinxiangweishenmeshehuizheimecanku?weishenmetazongyaojingliyicicishehuiduda?weishenmetadaochudagongquehaoxiangkanbudaoshenmexiwang?!

zouchugongyedadaolaidaoyitiaoxiangduihaiyouxierendejie,haozhangyouxieleidizuozaileyitiaojiebianshidengshang,zhuomozhejiexialaigaizenmeban。

tazaineigongchangzhiganleshiwutianjiubeichaole,chulaiqianzhifaletajibengongzideyiban,yejiushiyiqiankuaiqian,xianzaizhangshangdeyiqiankuaijiushitasuoyoudecaichanle。

tameiziyuanmeibeijing,zhangdebugaoyebushuai,putongdebunengzaiputong,kanlaijiexialaihaishidezhaogegongchangdagong,jixujieshoushehuiduda。

tahenxiangnitiangaiming,buxiangguozheizhongjimeishenmezunyanyoumeishenmexiwang,yiyanjiunengwangdaotoudeshenghuo,keshitagenbenbuzhidaozenmegaiming,xianzaijiuyejingzhengzheimejilie,wushudaxueshengdouhaizaishiye,tazheigezhidulechuzhongdenongcunxiaohuojingongchangyourenyaojiubucuole,haitanshenmegaiming?!

taweiyideyoushi,kenengjiushihaisuannianqingba,jinniancaigangmanershi。

tajiuzheiyangyouxiemangrandiyibianzuozheyibianrensixuaoyou,zheishiyigeshencaihenhaodezhangtuishaonvzouleguolai,sihuyouxielei,yushiyezuozailezheitiaozhangshidengshang。

dangran,hehaozhangshigezheyidingjulizuode,talianzhengyandoumeiyoukantayiyan,bijingtashizheimediputong,putongdaojihuhulvebuji。

haozhangdaobujieyizheizhangtuishaonvmeiyongzhengyankanta,zheiyangfanergengliyutajinjuliqiaoqiaoxinshangtaaorendexiong,xiuzhangdeyutui,jiaoyandeqiaolian。

meixiangdaogangshiye,jiuyouzheimehaodeyanfujinxingweijie。

huranhaozhangdenaohailixiangqiyigejixiebandeshengyin:duinvxitongkaiqi!

jiezhetademianqianchuxianleyigezhiyoutacainengkanjiandexukongbandepingmu,pingmushangxiezhe:henvshentaigangyici,jiuhuodeyicishenqidejiangli!xitongjiancedaogaishaonvxinxi,mingziyuchan,yanzhi90fen(manfen100),qizhi85fen(manfen100),nianling18,shengao1mi7,tizhong49kg,fuhenvshenyaoqiu,ketaiganghuoqujiangli,tongyinvshenmeitianzuiduohuoquyicijiangli。

haozhangyouxiemeng,tayouchuanshuozhongdexitongle?!zheizhangtuishaonvjiaoyuchan?haomingzi!

jinguanshenqidejianglishishenme,pingmushanghaimeishuo,dantahaishijuedingshiyishi!

zhiyutaigangshishenmeyisi,tahaishidongde,zaizenmeshuotayeduguochuzhong……

“e,nihao!”haozhangjinliangluchuxiaorong,cezhetouchaopangbiandeyuchandalegezhaohu。

yuchanshizheigongyequqizhongyijiagongchangdewenyuan。

“nijiaowo?”yuchancetoukanlekanhaozhang,zhoulezhoumei。

“jintiantianqibucuoa!”haozhangjixubaochixiaorong,meihuazhaohuadishuo。

yaobushikenengyouxitongjiangli,tapingshikebuhuizheimedadan。

“heng。”yuchanduizheimeputongdetaxianranmeiyousihaoxingqu,qiaolidebizihengleyisheng,suanshimianqianghuiying。

haozhangjiantazheimelengmo,suirannenggoulijie,danduoshaoyouxiebushuang,xiangdaoxitongbenjiuyaotataigang,yushituokouerchu:“nizheiyangailibuli,haoxianghenmeiyoulimao。”

“gun!”yuchanlenglengdishuo。

kanlaitayebushishengyoudedeng。

tazheimenianqingzheimepiaoliang,shenbianbufazhuiqiuzhe,danzhuiqiuzhedaduodoushiyouxieshilide,erxianghaozhangzheizhongyikanjiushiyaoshenmemeishenmede,juranyexiangtaojinhu,tabuxiangdali,haishuotameilimao,taziranjiufabiaole。

zaizheihaiyouxierendedajieshang,tadaoyebupahaozhangnaoxiuchengnuzuochushenmejiduandexingwei。

“gun?!woweishenmeyaogun?”haozhangyebushengqi,rengjiuweixiaozhetaigang:“nizheiyanggengmeilimaole。”

“youbing!”yuchanrenwukerendiyoumaleyiju,ranhouzhijieqishenzoudiaole。

haozhangbeimadeduoshaoyouxieweiqu,buguotazaikanxiangmianqiandexukongpingmushi,shangmianyijingyoulebianhua,duole:jiangli1jinqian,jiangli2mengjing。

lingwaihaiduolege“duinvxitongnvshenku”:yuchan。(tongyinvshenmeitiandoukehuoquyicixitongjiangli)

kandao“jinqian”lianggezi,tadunshiyanjingfangguang,tasichudagongweileshenme,bujiushiweileqianma?!buzhidaozheijinqianjiangliyouduoshao,youmeiyouyiwan?!

tadunshijidongdeyouxiefadou,shizheyongshouzhidianledianxukongpingmushangde“jiangli1jinqian”,gangdianwan,zheijigezijiuxiaoshile,jihutongshi,tadeshoujixiangleyixia!

tajimangnaqishoujiyikan,youyitiaoxinxitishi:zhifubaodaozhang1000wan!!!

taba1houmiandehaoduoge0shulehaojibian,zhongyuquedingdaozhangle1000wan!!!

tadunshimengle,xingfulaidezheimeturan!tayixiayou1000wanle!!!

neitaqibushibuyongshangbanle?xiangbuzuoshenmejiubuzuoshenme?!

1000wanduifuhaolaishuokenengyejiuyigenmao,danduizaigongchangsuanjiabanyigeyueyejiusanqianzuoyoudehaozhanglaishuo,queshishiyibijukuanle。

taxingfendechadianmeidangchangguoben!

haoyihuitacaihuanguojinglai。

mianqianxukongpingmushanghaiyouge“jiangli2mengjing”,tabuzhidaozheijiangliyoushenmexuanji,danyinggaiyehenshenqi,buguojiranshimengjing,yinggaishiyaoshuijue。

taxianzaiyouyiqianwan,ziranxiangzhugewuxingjiudiantiyantiyan,danzheifujinjiuqianmianbuyuanyougexiaolvguan,taxiangxianjiangjiuyixiaba,yushiqishentizhetongchaoneilizouqu。

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nadaoyaochishangerloujindaozijidefangjianhou,haozhangfangxiatongbamenfansuo,jiezhejiupobujidaididianledianmianqianxukongpingmushangde“jiangli2mengjing”。

gangdianwan,talijiganjuedaoxiongyongdekunyi,yushiganjinpashangchuanggaihaobeizi,jinjinjimiaozhongdeshijian,tajiushuizhele。

shuizhezhihou,tazuoleyigehenqitedemeng。

mengjingli,tahuranxingle,faxianzheifangjianliduoleyigeren,zheirenbushibieren,zhengshizhiqiantataigangguodeneiweizhangtuinvshenyuchan!

ranergengkuazhangdehaizaihoumian。

zhijianyuchanyibianzhanzaichuangneitoulenglengkanzheta,yibianhuanhuankaishituo。

haozhangyouxiemeng,xinxiangtayaoganshenme?nandaoyaoduitazuobukemiaoshudeshi?

tayoudianxiangfankang,danshiquanshenhaoxiangmeishenmeliqi,zhongyuyuchandechengle。

haozhangbuzhidaoshuileduojiu,yixinglaitajiuxiangqilegangcaidemengjing,tabeineiyuchanzhetengdedouyaokucunbuzule。

zheijiushi“jiangli2mengjing”?haozhangxinxiangzheiyetaibuzhengjingle,buguoganjuehaibucuo,jiuxiangzhendefashengguoyiyang。

tahaibuzhidaodeshi,zaitazuozheimengjingdeguochengli,neiweizhangtuinvshenyuchanyehuranhenkun,zaifujintadezhuchushuizhele,jiezhezuolegehetayimoyiyangdemeng。