第3章 我把鱼种在土里

gaijiandenieyuanyidingyaojian。

tazouchuquyikancaifaxianzheigelixiaoshandelianpikezhenshigouhoude,fashenglezheimeduoshiqingjuranyidiankuijiudeyisidoumeiyou。

liangrenxiangjiansushiyuandediyijuhuajiushi:“nizenmehaiyoulianlaijianwo?”

“laizilixiaoshandefumianqingxu:+521!”

“xitongnichulaijieshifumianqingxushishenmedongxi?”

“qin,nikeyitongguoshoujifumianqingxuranhouzaixitongshangdianliduihuanshenqishangpinwo!”

喔你个喔喔佳佳!

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“yikao?lixiaoshan,yaobuyaowotixingniyixia,niweileheneigechoudaoshitongliuhewu,shizenmechumainideweihunqide?nisuoweideyikaojiushikanzhewobeiyiqunrenrengxiaxuanya,lianpidoubufangyige?haixiaojingyeyenainai?nimenzhidaoyeyenainaizhiyouwoyigesunnv,hainawoxianji?woyaoshisilesheilaixiaojingyeyenainai?nimenbujiushikanzhewoyigemeidiemeiniangdehaizirongyiqifuma!nichenzaojiwoyuanrundegunkai!”

“laizilixiaoshandefumianqingxu:+566!”

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lixiaoshanyikanqishishanggenbenyazhibuzhuzheigezuishuxidemoshengren:“heng,womenyouhunshu,nibujiayedejia!”

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果然不能要。

tazheicaifaxianyuanlainaohaizhongzhendeyougexitongshangdian!tianzhekoushuiyidakainule:“xitong,nijiwojieshiqingchu,zenmeyigongjiuliangyangdongxi,shenmelatiaozhongzi,tudoupianzhongzihaishihuisedebunengyong?”

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“wo...wodaodiyaoniyoushayong!”

“wohuiliaotian!latiaozhongziyaobuyao?”

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tucaoguitucao,haishizhaolegehuapenbalatiaozhonglejinqu。