xiangdaozheilishanmanyidediantouhuanleyifuzuilian：“yuanyuanya，nifangxin，nijinlewomenlijiademen，wozheigezuogonggongdehuibanidangqinnveryiyangtengde，jiranrucihoutianrizibucuo，neijiuhoutianbanxijiuba。”
sushiyuanyiliandewennan：“manzhe，zheijiarenzhiqianshouxuhaishiyaobanyixiade。”
“shouxu？nishishuosanmeiliuzheng？nizheiyatouwomenzuozhangbeidehuicaobande，nijiuhuijiazhunbeizhunbei，houtianguomenba。”
tabaishou：“ai，geweizuqin，wosushiyuansanshengyouxingcaideshanshenniangniangjuangu，xuanwodangshennvlaibaohudashicun。zuotianwoheshanshenniangniangshuolecishi....”
lishanlenghengchahua：“nishixiangshuoshanshenniangniangbutongyi？heng，shanshenniangniangzenmehuibangdayuanyang！”
“a！shanshenniangniangdayingleya！shanshenniangniangshuo，shennvjiarenyourutajianverzheikeshidaxishi，zheimedadexishitazenmenengbubiaoshiyixia？”
lishandeneixinturanyoulebuhaodeganjue：“shanshenniangniangdehaoyiwomenxinlingle，biaoshijiubuyongbiaoshileba！”
“qiaonizheihuashuode，yaoshihuangshangsongnidongxi，ninengshuobuyaoma？nibupashanshenniangniangyishengqimailewomencunzi？”
zheihuayishuozaichangrenyouhaojigehunshenyiduosuo：“yuanyuan，shanshenniangniangxiangzenmebiaoshi？”
sushiyuanyiliandewunai：“zheiwonazhidao？shanshenniangniangdeyisishijiaowodaizhewoweihunfu、lishushu、haiyouzuzhangdarenyiqiqujianta。”
lishanyiduosuo：“zaqu？”
“zaqu？dangranshicongxuanyatiaoxiaquya！shangciwobujiushizheimequdema？zouzouzou，ganzaobuganwan，womenzheijiuqushuobudingshanshenniangnianghuijiwoyidabijiazhuang，haihuibaoyouwomendashicunwugufengdengni！zuzhangnihailengzhezuoshenme？”
zuzhangduosuodegenglihai：“wo、woweishayaoqu？”
“shanshenniangniangshuonidegaowangzhong，shiwomendezhenghunren，suoyiniyaoyiqiqu！”
sushiyuandefumianqingxujiuxiangshihuojianyiyang，zheijianzhishixiangbasuoyourenlazheyiqituanmieya！dunshicitangliyaquewusheng！
tazaidu，danshitazhidaozijibuhuishu。nilishanjingyinglezheimejiurangcunmindouxiangxinshanshenzheihuishi，wojirannengcongxuanyashanghuilai，tamenhuibuhuihuaiyiwoshennvdeshenfen？woyaoshishuoshanshenniangnianghuiyinweishengqimailecunzi，tamenganbugandu？
lishanjintuiweigu，nandaoshuoshanshenshijiade？neiyiqianmengpiancunminneimeduoqiancainandaotuchulai？haibubeicunminsile？nanbuchenglashangerziyiqitiaoya？
别开玩笑！
cishilixiaoshanyijingheniaole，liangundaipadepaolechuqu：“wobuqu、wobuqujianshanshenniangniang！”
sushiyuanweinandeshuodao：“zuzhang、cunzhangnikanzheikezaban？yaobunimenxianhewoyiqiqu？”
不去！
kedapingxinshuowobuguojiushouleyiliangyinzi，kemeibiyaobamingdajinqu：“wokanzheijianshiyihouzaishuo。”
zheishihouyouduishanshenniangniangshenxinbuyidecunminshuodao：“zuzhangjiransushiyuanshishanshenniangniangzhipaideshennv，buruwomenweishennvjiangezhulouba！”
bijingzaiyixierenxinzhong，bajieshennvhebajieshanshenniangniangshiyiyangde，shuobudingshanshenniangnianghuiduobiyouzijiyidian？
yourensongxinfang，yemeiyoujujuededaoli，sumingshenzhihaimeinongqingchuyixieshiqingjiuhuidaolejia，nainaiyitingmeishilegaoxingdequzhaicaizuofan。
sushiyuankankanjiatusibidiaiheidefangjian，zuozaichuangshangbaishouzhiyisuan，nongmugongyishangtameiyouyigehuide，dangchutaxuededehanyuyanwenxue，zheizhongjinenghaiburuhuijiebaoshitini。bieshuonvrenbunengqukaokeju，jiusuanshinengkaotayemeibawonengkaoshangjuren。renjiazhupinganshikaobeilebagujuanzicaikaoshangzhuangyuandehaoma？
bushuozoushanghuihuang，danshizongdeguoshanghaoriziba？danshizenmecainengguoshanghaorizi？tiantianchilatiao？woningkechishupian：“xitongxitong，wozenmecainengzhongshupian？”
“qin，shiwanfumianqingxujiukeyi。”
我.....
suanle，wohaishiqumailatiaoba！