“007，shuohaodegedoujinengni?!”
【xitongtishi：jinengmokuaixujiesuovipshiyong，shouyuebawuzhe…】
“?”
zhongyumodaodianxiangqian，woshale——
这插头比我腰都粗!
旁边贴着使用说明：
“ruxuduandian，qinghujiaozhuanyediangong，sizicaozuojiangchufajingbao。”
“guanbuleneimeduole!”wolunqixiaofangfujiuwangxianlushangkan。
“yixia，liangxia，sanxia…”huoxingzipilipaladejianqilai。
“jinggao!feifacaozuo!"zhenggechengshideguangboturanxiangqi，"qinglijitingzhipohuaixingwei!”
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ranhou，gengkongbudeshiqingfashengle——
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wotuiyiruanzuozaidishang，shoubeidesuantongbibushangtounaozhongdebaozha。suoyizheixieshimin...doushishiyanpin?
heianzhong，yizhangchuandanpiaodaowolianshang：
“chuangshengkejihuanggongfenbuzhaopin：qingxuguanlishi(baochizhu，yaoqiuhuihongrenchifan)”
xitongdetishiyinzhunshixiangqi：
【xinrenwu：ranglenggongqifeichixiaguihuagao】
【beizhu：gainpcyijueshisantian，bozichuyouxingxingtaiji】
woniejinchuandan："xiayigerenwu...shiqudanggongtingbaomu?"
(yuanchuchuanlaichilunzhuandongdeshengyin，xindechuansongkaishile...)