“我靠，于茉，你竟然拿我做的早餐去拍陆总马屁!?”于盛抱着胸，不可置信的看着她将白粥倒进便当盒里。
yumobailetayiyan，“nidongshenme，zheijiaoguanxinshangji，wohaiyaozuoaixinwucanni。”
“neinideheluzongshuozheimapiyouwoyibanchengfen。”yushengdiandiantou，juedehenyoudaoli。
yumomeizaiyibanxiangchufangzouqu，“zhidaole，biedangdao，daraowozuofan，xiaoxinwochuizhenbianfeng。”
“???”yushengzhouqimei，huranxiangqishangxueshitabanliyougenantongxuezongshigenzhetayiqihuijia，tayigejingdeshuorenjiaanlianta，zuihoumeixiangdaoneinantongxuejiazhugebi。
xiangdaozhei，yushengrenbuzhuduizhechufangtixing，“yumo，nikebiewuhuishenme，luzongneimeyouxiu，niwanyibazijidajinqu，zuihounanguodeshini。”
yumonaqiguochan，“ge，nibudong，youxiuyouzenmeyang，aiqingrangtamangmu。”
“...”
luchenmeichuanxizhuang，shenshangzhiyoujianbaichenshan，xiuzibeiwandaoshouzhouchu，touzhegujingui，chuimoushixianluozaibangongzhuobaizhedeaixinwucanshang，“zaocanyeshinizuode?”
yumodiantou，turanyouyuleyixia，kaikoudao，“zaocanwogebanglewo。”
“nimenyiqizuofan。”luchenmouseyidun，shuowanjuedezijiyouxieqiguai。
zheiyechicu?yumorenbuzhuyangqizuijiao，“danzheigewucanshiwoqinshouzuode。”shouzhizhelimiandeaixinhebaodan，yangyangdeyi。
开心吧，感动吧。
yinjuncongmenwaizoujinlai，shoulibaozhewenjian，xianranshiyougongzuoyaoshuo。
yumolianmangzhuanshen，“budaraonigongzuole，jidechifan。”
yinjunshuolebantianshuju，bujingyidecemoufaxianzongcaidingzhebiandanghezaifadai，youbugantixing，zhinengmobuzuoshengdengzhe。
luchenkanzheyanqiandeaixinhebaodan，xianruchensi，zuotianguanxinta，shuoyaodaizaocanjita，jintianyouqinshouzuowufan，haishiaixinde，xianganshitashenme?
buxing，tajueduibuhuiliuxiaduizijiyouqitaxinsidegongzuorenyuan。
luchenfanzaodezhouqimei，danzheigerenshiyumo，yankuangyihong，tajiuyidianpiqidoumeiyou。
yumogangjiangzuotianshengxiadebankuaidangaochiwan，bianshoudaoyinjunjitadetongzhi，shifenzhonghoukaihui。
zhejimanghuangnaqibijiben，gangzoudaomenkou，yipangdezongcaibangongshiyebeidakai。
simuxiangdui，yumoxianbiekaileyan，“luzonghao。”
luchendiantou，meiyoutingliucongnvhaishenbianluguo。
zhuaishenme?edongle，yuqingguzong。
tajuelejuezuigenzainanrenshenhou，heyinjunbingpaiwanghuiyishizou。
zheicikaihui，yumodaqishierfenjingshen，turanyipangdeyinjunyongshouzhoupenglepengta，yanmouchuixiashiyitakanshouji。
yumokanwan，shixianzaihuiyishizhuanleyiquan，faxianmeirenzhuyizheibian，ditouxiaoshengdao，“zaina?”
yinjunkanletayiyan，“zuobianzuijiao。”
nvhaihuluancalexia，“haiyouma?”
yinjunyouyuyishun，choulezhangzhiduizhetazhandaoqiaokelidezuijiao，haimeiyoucazhijinbianbeitataishoujieleguoqu。
“这次没有了吧。”
yinjunmeizaikanta，sangyingongshihua，“kaihuile。”
zhouweiqifenmoranlenglepianke。
yumozhouqimei，“woshuonizheiren...”suiyidetaimouzhijieyuxieduijiaodemuguangduishishang。
ok，又吃醋了。
tagangadexiaoxiao，zaizuibianzuolegelalaliandedongzuo，suihouditouzhuanxinkanwenjian。
luchenshouhuishixian，baijingdezhijianqingdianzhuomian，meiyouyanjingzhedangyandidefengmang，cikeheimoufanzheweiguang。
yinjunshuowanganggangkaihuijilu，duimiandenanrenmeihuiying，tazhanzaibangongshizhongjian，liuyebushi，zouyebushi。
“luzong，haiyoushima。”
luchenzheicaitaimou，fangxiashouzhonggangbi，sangyinhendan，“wojideniyounvpengyou。”
“shide，womenyidi。”
“neijiukeyihegongsiyuangongjuzhiqinmi?”luchenmeizaikanta，taishoujiangyanjingdaishang，siwenquelengmo。
juzhiqinmi?qinmi?yinjunnulihuiyizhe，“luzongshibushiwuhuileshenme，wozhishihaoxintixingyuzhulizuishangzhanleqiaokeli。”
nanrenchenmojimiao，buzhishixiangxinhaishibuxiangxin，“chuqugongzuo。”
yinjunyouxiewuyu，turanxiangqishenme，“wozuotianhechenxiaojieshuomingluzongdetaiduhou，jintianjiumeizaisongdongxilaile，yuzhulihaoxiangtingxihuanchitiande...”
luchenzhongxinshiqigangbi，dizhetoukanwenjian，yangguangcongchuangwaichuantoujinlai，yinbianyanjingkuangweishan，“neijiumaijita。”
“yinindemingyisongma?”
“neiburanshuonisongde?”
“baoqianluzong，wobushizheigeyisi。”
“滚出去。”
yinjunzhanweiweidetuichubangongshi，guoranluzongzheipiqihaishimeibiana，danzenmemeijianguotaduiyumozheimexiong。
可能这就是双标吧。
“bushibage，niyaoquchucha?”yumotuozhepibeideshenzi，geyoutangzaishafashang，yilianchourong。
“两个星期而已。”
“那我吃什么?”
yushengshoushixinglidedongzuodunzhu，shouchayaoqixiaole，“yixiabanjiuzaichufangjiluzongdunzhejitang，xianzaidaoshidanxinqizijichishenmele?”
yumoweizheng，lianmangqishenwangchufangpao，chadianwangletadejitang。
lingyibianluchenhuanxiaxizhuang，juzheshouji，“bukeneng。”
neiyitoubuzhidaoshuoleshenme。
tafangxiashuibei，chenshengkaikou，“ba，hunyinwozijizuozhu。”shuowanzhijiegualedianhua。
nanrenchuimoukanzhebeizhonghuangdongdeshuibo，chaofengbangouchun，yizhidoushizheiyang，beicuizhexuexi，cuizhejingongsi，xianzaicuizhejiehun。
yizhenqiaomenshengdaduanlesixu。
meirenzhidaotazhuzheili，luchenxinlileran，dakaimenruyandeshiyizhangxiaolian，yijitashouliduanzhedecanhe。
“haohema?”yumozuozaiduimian，jitangaoganle，tacanxiebaikaishuijiuduanguolaile。
luchenshouzhiyidun，nvhaixiaoxinyiyidexunwen，rangtaxinzangshoujinleyishun，taishoujiangshaozididaozuibian。
这他妈是白开水吧。
luchenfangxiashaozi，taiyanshixianluozaitajinzhangdelianshang，qingsheng，“haohe。”
“neijiuhao。”yumosonglekouqi，guorannanrenjiushihaopian，“wogeyaoquchucha，wozaoshangqibulai，keyimaizaocandaijinima。”
luchenyouhelekoubaikaishui，zhanqishen，tachuanzhehuisemianzhikuzi，shangmianshikuansongdebait，yonglansuiyi，“chucha?”
yumoyanjingdoukanzhile，doushuohuisekuzihenxianqiguan，tabennengdeshixianxiangxiakanxiangnanrendeliangtuizhijian，lianjiapengdeyihong，“ng...chucha。”
luchenmeifaxiannvhaideyiyang，“buyongdaizaocan，yigerenzhuyianquan。”
“ng...keyilainijiama。”
室内静的针落可闻。
yumozheicaiyishidaozijishuocuolehua，shouzaikongzhongbihua，yuwulunci，“luzong，duibuqi，woshuocuole...wojueduibushichannishenzi...kao...wodeyisishilainijiazuozaofan...”shuodaozuihouyumoyankuangdouhongle，yanjiaoshanzheleiguang，youxinxuyouji。
luchenbenlaijuedehaowan，dankandaoxiaoguniangzuihouhongzhedeyankuang，xinshunjianruanlexialai，guanshenmeduicuo，tazhizhidaotakule。
“kushenme，woyoumeishuoburangnilai。”shuowanchoulezhangmianzhi，turanxiangqijintianhuiyishishangyinjunjitacazuijiaodemoyang，zhijiantingzhuzhongjiumeiyouxiangqian。
yumojieguomianzhixilexibizi，neijiuhaoneijiuhao，dengyixia!tashuoshenme?
luchenshouhuishouchajinkuzikoudai，xiuzhangdeshenxingzhanzaineigewaiyangyan，lianshangguazhepiqidexiao，“nishimingzaolaizuo，haishijinwanliuxiazuowanzaizou。”
“...”yumoxintiaoyizhi，suihouyitabukekongdesudubuduanjiakuai，zhiganjuejinglingdazuo，zheinanrenhaimeihetagaobai，zijijiuxianzaile，“womingzaolai，luzong...wanan...”
luchenzhanzaiyuandi，kanzhenvhailuohuangertaodebei，ditouyouxiaoleyishun，suihouzhongxinzuohuicanyishangnaqishaozi。
白开水也挺好喝的。