suyanxiyingfengzhanyugaochu，fushizhejiedaoshangyixingfengguanghualidechedui，youyuanjijinhaodangerlai。ta，youquqiele！
tabianshiwenmingyushidezhenjiangwangye，huangshiweiyideyiweiwangye，dangchaohuangdideqindidi。chuanwentaxiangmaojuemei，fangruotianshen，fengliutitang，gourenhunpo，yizhibeijingchengzhongdaijiadenvzishiweijinguixu！
shifudedingzhuyiranzaierpanyingraobuqu：jianglaijishihehuangshiqiancheshangleguanxi，yeyaobaochiyikezhishenshiwaidexin。tadangranzhixiaoyiruhoumenshensihaidedaoli，wanghoujiangxiangjieweifuxiudeenie。cicixiashanjiushiweilejishifubanzhixiefoxiangde，buzhishifuyuhuangshiyoushenmeenchou，tazongshishuoyaobaochouxuechi！
cheduiyijingfengfenghuohuoerlai，lushangdexingrenzaozaodetuichulezhudao，rangwangfudecheduishunxing。pinpinquqiedetadingshigexialiupizi，suyanxiyinsendelengxiao，shibushiyinggaijitasongshangyifenhouli？jiudangshiweishifuxianshangdeba！shenshoulaoqizhuoshangdeyihujiu，gebotanchuchuangge，lveweiyishuai。zhitinglouxiayishengciqiposuideshengyinxiangqi，jinjiezheduiwubianhuangluanleqilai。
“有刺客！”
“封锁酒楼！”
suyanxiyangyangximei，zuishangliechuxiaozhangdehudu。liuxiayixiesuiyinzizaizhuoshang，youyadezhuanshenbuchuyajian。zaizoulangchuangkouchutingxia，yiyueerchu，shanshenmeirulelingyitiaoxiangzi。buzhizheifenliwutakexihuan？fanzhengzaowandouyaojiandaode，zheijiusuanshijianmianliba！
caigoutuodang，suyanxiyiluyouwanzhehuidaoleshanshang。zaishanjianyijingcaileyeguochixia，jiuweileyazhizijishenshangdejiuqi。shifuzaisandingzhuxiashanzhihouwanwanbunenghejiu，jiuzijizheiyangsanjiaomaogongfuruoshizaorenansuanjiunanyituoshenle。
“kesuanhuilaile！youhejiule？”
“shifu！”suyanxijingjiao，ditouwuzuitoutoudiwenwenzijideshenshang，meiyoujiuweia？bianbianbodao：“shifu，tuermeihejiu！”
“haigansahuang？douwendaonishenshangdeguoziweierle，yihejiunijiuhuizhaishanshangdeyeguo，niyiweiweishibuzhi？”
“heihei，shifu，wobafoxiangsongjinqu！”suyanxijiaodimoyoujiuyaokailiu。
“jinqujiubuyaochulaile，mianbisiguo！”
suyanxitoudingwuyun，jiaobuyingshengkazhu，youyuandehuanzhe：“shifu！”
“haibukuaiqu？”shitaiyansudehedao，fuxiuerqu。
suyanxipiepiezui，zouxiangfotangmianbiquye。shiruheyujianshitaibaitaweishidelaizhe？shile，zheiyiqiedoushipoyuwunai，shitaisuobia！sixudaoxu，yineiriyueheizhiye，shaluzhishi。mourensijierdong，jinghoumotou。
二十一世纪某公寓：
“a，ganxieshenxianjiejie，zhongyurangwodengdaole！”mounvzaiheiyezhongzhangxiaoyisheng。denglewutianle，zhongyudengdaozheimegeqiangunanyudedingjiboss，xingfen，xingfena！feishenhuidao，zhibiguaiwusixue，youyigefanshen，dingshenshufenglezhouweimaochulaixiaoguaidexingdong，hengkan，cepi，huixuanti……
yizhenjiangfenzhan，nengyongdezhaoshilunfanshangzhen，jiujingshalu，zhongyujibailebossdemounvxingfendehunshenzhandou，guanchaleyixiazhouweidehuaijing，henhao，meiyoubierensijilaixi。
yifangwanyi，mounvmanxuezhanlishishoupang，nuoshihengchonglaigeqiangdao，yehaozaicipinsha。zheishigechaobidewuqiya，hengheng!haimeijianguosheipeidaiguozheimehaodewuqini，shuxingdingjidehao，manlimanti，naijiuyougao，zheizaoxingtaikule，baodaoshangdezuanshihaishanzheqiyideguangliang！zhiqianpaobianquanfuyemeikanjianguozheiyangdehuose，kanlaiquanfuzhiyouzijiyou！haoba，shijijiangyongyoudeshenqi，mounvhuanxiangzhe：bujiudejianglaizijijiunengchengbawulinle，yangtianyixiao!
yizhongjidongdexiyuechongjizhexinzang，mounvhuxijinzhi，dengzhefazheqiyideguangcaidewuqi，shouzhitouzhandoudedaidongshubiaoqujianneijianwuqi，mounvyanjingyizhabuzhadedingzhudiannaopingmu，yidianerle，jiuchayidianerle，mashangchaobidewuqijiushuyuzijile！zhishijuedezijifangzaishubiaoshangdeshoukaishijiangying，youxieyongbushangjing。
huermounvwuzhuzijidexiongkou，zheigewulinjiyankanjiushizijidenangzhongzhiwule！zenmehuishi？buhuishiyilianwutianmeishui，shentijijiangbengkuileba？mounvyanqianyiheicusijiazhong。
“ng，buzhidaoshisheijiadehaizi，zheimekeaizenmerenxinpaoqini？”yiweinigumoyangdenvrenbaoqifangzailubiandeyigeqiangbaozhongdenvwa。
“dashen，ninawei？”suyanxihaojiao，zheirentaibulimaole，bazijidegeboniedeshengteng！wodechaokuwuqia，daomeidaoshou？zijijideshidianjishiqileba！
“wawuwu！”suyanxiyanjingdengdeliuyuan，zheishishenmeshengyin？guaizai，guaizai，zuitaoyanhaizile！
“bucuo，bucuo，shengyinhongliang，sizhilinghuo，shigelianwudeqicai！”nvrenmiansewenhededounongzhebeiwanzhongdewawa。
“wawuwu！”shei？shuosheini？suyanxixiangwen，keshicongzuilichulaidechulekushengzaiwuqita。yumena，daodifashengshenmeshile？yixijidezijidechaobiwuqijiandaoshoule，neikeshidenglehaoduotiancaidengdaodebossa！zijiyingyongfenzhanleneimejiu！
“xiaowazishibushiele，suishitaiwoqu，jininongxiechide！”shitaibaozhesuyanxiqingqingdehuangzhe，xiwangnengzhizhutadekusheng。
xiaowazi？bushizaishuowoba？suyanxiyanjingsichusaoshi，zheilishishenmedifanga？daochudoushilvshu，ershiyishijihainengkanjianzheimemaomichongmanziranqixidezhiwu？beirenbaozaihuailideganjuezhenbuhao，suyanxidongdonggebo，yi？zheiyouduanyouxiaodegeboshisheide！suyanxiyumenle，buhuishizijiba？fanlaohaitong？fannigetoua，suyanxijuliedeyaohuangzhezijidetou，kendingshiyilianwutianmeishui，kaishizuomengle，kuaidianxingguolaia，wulinzaidengzhewochengbani！
“aiya，zheihaizihaodongdehen，diaopi！”shitaidiandiansuyanxidebijiandounongzhe。
“wawuwu！”wozheibushichuanleba？kanzheishitaidechuanzhe，yetaifuguleba？kebieshuoshigejingshenbuzhengchangdeayia！neigeyiyuan，jingshenkede，nijiadianhuaduoshao？
“zheihaizizhentaoxi，keshibuzhishenmeyuanyin，nimendefumuzenmejiubuyaonimenleni？ai！zhiqianwoyejianleyigenanying，buguosongjiguyouyangle！niya，minghao！yaoshiluoruwoshigedeshouzhong，younichikudele！”
“wawuwu！”buyao，buyaochuan！wodechaobiwuqihaidengzhewoni！wuqia，nishibushihaizaiyuandidengzhewoni！suyanxishishen，bushiba，wuqiruoshizaishiwufenzhongmeijianqi，huibeizidongshiweiyiqi，ranhouxiaoshi！
“yihouwodeyishenjuexuedouchuanshoujini，shitaiwonianshiyigao，henduoshiqingkenengjiudoujituozainideshenshangle！”shitaishanggandeshuo。yibianzouzhe，yibianwangxiangtianji，sihuxianrulehuiyi。
“yishenjuexue？”suyanxixinzhongyangyangzixi，shichuanshuozhongdewulinjuexueme？nandaozijichengbawulindemengxiangyaozaizheilishixianle？zheilishiheshiheria，yumen，duizheigeshijiehaiyidianganzhilidoumeiyouni！guantani，jilaizhi，zeanzhi，zouyibusuanyibu！
suyanxizhanzhanzixidezhanwangzheweilai，wulinjuexue，wolaila！buzhidaozheiweidashen，e，budui，budui，shizheiweishitaiyoushenmeshiyaojituodaozijishenshang！suyanxituranxinzhongshenghan，gaibuhuishiyujianleyigemiejueshitaiba？shitaikebieyouyixieqiguaideyuanwanga，shenmedanggeyihongloudehuakui，daohuanggonglimianzuohuanghou，dubahuangdiyirendengdeng，suyanxidoudoushenti，zheiliyinggaiyouyihonglou，yinggaiyouhuangdideba？buyaoaaaa！suyanxidezhanghaohuazuoyichuanchuankujiaosheng。
shitaikankanhuaizhongdexiaohaizi，jimangshenshoutantadeetou，“buhuishideleshanghanba？zenmezheiyangkunao，haifadoule！”
“wawuwu！”shitaia，ninengbunengtoulouyixiazi，nidaodiyaowobangniganshenme，rangwozheikeruoxiaodexinlingzuozuozhunbeigongzuo！rujinruoshizhendechuanyuedaozheililaile，woyehaoyougezhunbeia！
mofeizijishizaishendushuimianzhong？yinweizhongrichenjizaiwangyoushang，guerzuolezheimegepomeng？shile，shile，yilianwutianbumianbuxiukendingshishuiguoqule，shuixinglejiudouhuihuidaoxianshizhongqule！duiduidui，ganjinshuijue，shuizhelejiuhaole，shuixingyijuejiuhuifushencai，huifujingshen，huifuzhandouli，mashangjiuyaoyuandimanxuefuhuo！
bishangyanjing，guolejimiao。
suyanxiwuyuningye，renshengzuitongkudeshibushizaimenglishuibuzhea！zhalezhayanjing，buxing，dezaishishi！suyanxijimangbishangyanjing，ranhouduizijicuimian。kuaishui，kuaishui，baituomengjing！
“xiaowazi，zhenshigejinglinggui！”shitaikanzheisuyanxilingdongshuilinglingdeshuangyanbujingantandao：“jianglaiyidingshigemeiren，ai，hongyanhuoshuia！”
bushiba，shitainizhenyaobawosongdaoyihongloubucheng？nikebuyaohuohaiyigezuguodehuaduoa，neiyangbudaode！suyanxibianbianzui，benlaishixianggenshitaigoutongyixia，sheizhiyikaikou：“wawuwu！”