第1章
“qiuqiunile，fangwozouba，wobuyaoqianle，zhiyaorangwolikaizheidonggongyu，gewoyigeshenyexinga！！！”
“buxinge，womenshiqiandinglexieyide，xiangzoudehuayeyaohuoguoqitian。”
“qitian？zheigeailisigongyulizhudedoushigezhonggeyangdebiantaisharenfan，bieshuoqitianle，yitianwodouhuobuxiaqu！！！”
“wozhende，qiuqiunile......aaaaa！！”
“aaa......jiu......jiujiuwo......wo......buxiangsi......”
......
“yaoyouyaochiwanle，kuaimeiqianmaiyaole......”
nanchengshi，jiedaoshang，zhangxiangpoweiyingjundejiangrankanzheshouzhong，zhishengxiajikebaiseyaopiandesuliaoyaohe，shenshendezhouqilemeitou。
taduizhezhanlandetiankongtuchuyikouzhuoqi，shifendefannao。
tayouzhehenyanzhongderengefenliezheng。
shentineiyouzhehaojigerengecunzai。
pingshidoushikaozhechiyaoyazhide，yidanyouduanshijianbuchiyaodehua，shentineijigerengejiuhuihuxiangzhengduoshentidekongzhiquan，lunliuchulai。
dangran，rengefenliezhenghaibushirangtazuiweikunaode，zuiweikunaode，haishitajiubushidangxiazheigeshijiederen！！！
他是一个地球人啊！
danmomingqimiao，hunchuandaolezheigejiaolanxingdeshijie，yigejiaojiangrandeqingnianshenshang。
hunchuanjiuhunchuan，jieguorengefenliehaizai。
qiefannaodianlaile，tayuanlaizaidiqiudeshihou，chidejingshenleiyaowu，doushicunliyigelaozhongyipeizhide，xiaoguohao，erqiehaibianyi，meishenmefuzuoyong。
jieguohunchuandaolelanxingzheili，xiaoguohaodeyao，meiqianmai。
chidedoushilajiyao，yaoxiaobuhao，bingqingbutaiwending，fuzuoyonghaiduo。
tazhenpazijinatianchibuqiyaole，bingqingfazuo，zijishentineidejigerengequanbucuanchulai。
qishicuanchulai，yebuyaojin，zhuyaohaishijiangranqingchu，zijishentineijigerenge，yigegedoubushishengyoudedeng，tazhenpanatianbeizheijigerengetuoleidequchimianfeidelaofan。
【ding！jinggaosuzhushenchuzaiweixiandidai！jifen＋1！jifen+1！jifen......】
cishi，jiuzaijiangranjuedeqiantuyipianheiandeshihou，naohaizhonghuranmaochulebinglengdejixieshengyin。
zheishiweixianyujingxitong，jiangranchuanyuehoujiubangdingle。
kaishideshihoutahaishifenxingfen，juedezheishilaotianyehoudaita。
zheiyishi，yaorangtazoushangrenshengdianfeng。
kehoulaifaxianzheixitong，haoxiangmeishenmetaidadeyongchu。
zuidadeyongchu，jiushiweixianyujing，nishenchuzaiweixiandidaideshihou，huiyizhisuoweidejiajifen，tixingni。
zheiyeshidiyicizheigexitongzaiweixianyujing。
beinaohaizhongrucitixing，benlaidoubuzhidaoshenyoutianwaidaonalidejiangran，limajingxing。
zuoyouguankan，faxianzijizhengshenchuzaiyijiazaliangjianbingdianwai。
cishi，zheijiajianbingdiandelabazhong，zhengbofangzhejiweihaotingdeboyinqiangnvsheng：
“wangchuanzaliangjianbing！kaidianyibainiandachoubin！weihuikuixinlaoguke，zhichiwomendeqinpenghaoyou！！！！xianzaimaiyigeshiyuanbiaopeizaliangjianbing！jiusongyizhangchoujiangquan！”
“yizhangchoujiangjuan，keyichouyicijiang！”
“大奖如下！”
“yidengjiangyiming：ailisigongyufangyitao！”
“erdengjiangliangming：shiwanyuanjiekeqicheyiliang！”
“sandengjiangsanming：3999yuanjiekedianpingcheyiliang！”
“sidengjiang：......”
zheishiyijiachaodadelaozihaoliansuozaliangjianbingdian，zhengzaigaokaidian100niandachoubin。
zheijiadian，zuodejianbinghenhaochi，guanggaodadeyelihai，laozihaodetongshi，youshiyigewanghongxiaochi，pingshimaiderenjiubushao，rujinhaigaoleyigechoujianghuodong，maiderengengshipaiqilezhanglong。
erpaiduiderenqunzhonggengshiyouzheizhongshengyin：“**，yidengjiang，erdengjianghaiyousandengjiangdouhenbucuoa！youqishiyidengjianghaiyouerdengjiang，neikeshifangzihechezia！！！！wopingshidouzhimaiyigejianbingde！denghuiwoyaomaisangejianbingchousanci，laotianyea！rangwosuibianchouzhongyigeba！！！rangwofagexiaocai！！！”
zheizhongleisideshengyinciqibifu。
dangran，haiyoulingwaiyizhongshengyin，suiranchuxiandejiaoshao，touluchudequeshilizhi。
shuohuadeshiyigezhongniandashu，tacishipaizaiduiwudezuihou，kanzheqianmianbipingshiduoletaiduoderen，henshibuxiedao：
“pingshimeijiannimenmai，youchoujianghuodong，yigeergebisheidoujiji！”
“yiqundashazi，jingranjuedenengzhongjiang？”
此时此刻。
jiangrandeshenxingyecheditingzailejianbingdianqian。
naohaizhongdexitong，haiyizhidouzaitixingta，shenchuzaiweixiandidaizhong。
ketazuoyoukanlekan，meijuedeshenmedifangweixiande。
youqishizheiliyouzheimeduoren，haoxiangmeishenmezhidepade，chufeidianneimeiqibaozhale。
suoxing，yagenbulihuizheigeshagouxitong。
ganghaozijideduziyeedeguguluanjiao。
买个煎饼吃吃。
zhiyuwanyizhenyouweixianzenmeban？
silejiusileba，fanzhenghuozheyeshiyizhongtongku。
beirengefenliezhemodetainanshoule。