第一章

woyougeqingmeizhuma,congxiaoyiqizhangda。

jiehundangtiantadaizhe「guimituan」laiyingqin,wodayanyikan,hehe,quanshianlianguotademeizi,zheitamashiyingqin?zheishiyaoxianchanglihunba!

wozheibiande「xiongdituan」,shidashichuanyitiaokuzi(bingbu),xiaobaduonianjiejiaoxiadezhenxiongdi,dantafeishuowolazhebuqingbuchudeqianrenmenjitazhaodu。

jiuneitian,tayaojinmen,woxiongdituandumendeneitian。

wojitachudetiquanshikaoyantilide,500gefuwocheng400geyangwoqizuopaobujidingxiangyixiaoshininjiulaiba。

xirixiaocaoleichenggou,tangzaixifujiamenkou,tilibugouzhishangcou,shuodejiushini,lanye,fangxuebiezou!

wojiaozuoxia,zuoyoudezuo,dongxiadexia。

wodeqingmeizhumajiaolanye,shigerenhenhuabuduo,renshuaihaibuzuoderen。

wohetatongyinianchusheng,tazaidongtianzhengyue,wozaichunmoxiachu,wobitaxiao。

womenliangjiagongzhuyidonglianpaibieshu,wohetachuangduichuang,yijiaoshendeneizhong。

biewuhui,wobushifuerdai,dantashi。

wochushenshuxiangmendi,laobashigaozhonglaoshi,qinmashichuzhonglaoshi,yeyeshixiaoxuexiaozhang,nainaishiyoueryuanyuanzhang。

tajiazuoshengyide,jutizuoshenmebuzhidao。

zhijidewoyoueryuanshi,wobagankaigebilanshushudedazhongjiaochezhendaijinger!

woxiaoxueshi,wobayouxianmulanshushudeaoditaihaokan!

wochuzhongshi,wobayanchanlanshushudedabenchi。

wogaozhongshi,wobakualanshushudelaosilaisilongzhangfengzi。

wohelanyejutishishenmeshihourenshidemeiyinxiangle,fanzhengcongxiaodaoda,shenbianjiuyouzheimegeren。

tabuaishuohua,aikanshu,wobuaikanshu,aidajia。

baiwomenjia「shuxiangmendi」suoci,congyoueryuankaishi,wojiushigexiaoba。

jinwonainaibangongshitousuxiaopengyoudaxiaopengyoudejiazhang,yibanhandedoushiwodeminger。

wozaiyoueryuanliduixiaopengyouziyaliezui,huijiawonainaijiuduiwozhusundunrou。

wobushiguyiqifubiedexiaopengyou,shibiedexiaopengyouxianqianglanyedehuabenshu!

woconglaibuqianglanyedehuabenshu,wozhiqianglanyehefanlideyingtao。

youeryuandexiaocanpanliyongyuanzhiyoupingguoxiangjiaojuzi……lanyedehefanliyoulizhiyingtaomangguo。

「shawanyiera,jiandoumeijianguo,zazheimehaochi!」

woyikoudongbeidachazihua,zaineishihoushuodehenliule。

lanyeyebushengqi,naxiaoshoujidalaowodiyingtao。

youeryuanneiliangnian,wohulanyehuleliangnian,chilanyedehelanyedehaishuilanye。

lanshushuxueayishengyimang,jiwobamasonglisongqian,lanyeyoushizhuwojia。

siwusuidexiaopiwa,yizhangchuangshangshuilebuzhidaoduoshaojue。

neishihoudeyinxiangyoudianmohu,zhijidelizhiyingtaomangguo,helanyeshenshangxiangpenpendeweidao。

houlaishanglexiaoxue,wodezhuchanglaile!

xiaoxuezaijiabianershang,wohelanyeshoulashoubeishubaoquxuexiao。

meicichumenqian,womadouzhufuwo:「xiaxia,zhaoguhaoyeye,kanzhedianche。」

「zhidaola!」wozhuaizhelanyesahuanerpao。

xiaoxuesannianjihou,lanyeburangwolatashoule。

womadezhufuyebianle,「yeye,zhaoguhaoxiaxia,kanzhedianta。」