第1章 超级系统小豆丁

“nima,laozidemingyunyetaibeicanleba?”

bingfangnei,dezhizijideqingkuangzhihou,nanzishouruodeshenquzhilenglengdedaolexiaqu。

mingliangshensuideyanmouchongmanlebuganyujuewang。

longtianxi,longwangdisanzichaofeng,youyubenxinghaowang,zaijiashangjiuhoutoukandasaoxizao,beizhongxiongdishishoudasi,xiangnian19sui。

bukentoutaidelongtianxizaiyoudangwannianzhihou,zhongyuzhaodaoleyigemanyidesuzhu。

dangxiaohuaduifangdejiyizhihou,longtianxiganjuezhenggeshijiedoutale。

“nima,budaizheimewande。”

beitazhanjuroutidenanziyejiaolongtianxi,gentadesiyinshifenxiangsi。

tashibeixiongdidasi,duifangshibeijiejiedasi。

死因很简单。

早恋。

zheiyishidelongtianxikeweishishangdidechonger。

pifubaixi,mianrudaoxue,meiyujiansanfazheyiguyingqiyugaogui。

longtianxibujinyongyoulingquanshijienvzichenmiderongyan,haiyouzhenanrendouxianmudexianhejiashi。

jipinkuoshao,zhanshenzhizi。

当然。

zuirangzhongshengxianmudedangshutadeshigejiejie。

一姐龙潇。

jinrongjiedaheng,youzheshangyehuanghoudemeiyu,zichanwanyi。

二姐龙梅。

ying,shi,gesanqimingxing,najiangnadaoshouruan,zhuanjichangxiaoquanqiu,fensigengshigaodawushiyi。

三姐龙轩。

miqilinqixingzhizundachu,huaxiazuinianqingchuwang,guoyanzongzhixingguan。

四姐龙雨。

shijiediyiyongbingtuantuanzhang,renchenglengxuenvhuang,chudaozhijincongwubaiji。

五姐龙艳。

weiyijichengfuyedecunzai,shishangzuinianqingdezhanshenzunhaohuodezhe,weimingzhentian。

zhiyulingwaijigejiejieyeshigeyousuozhang,chengjiujingren。

shigejiejiebujincainengchuzhong,meimaojuelun,duilongtianxigengshiaihuyoujia,zailongtianxiwusuideshihou,beimifengzheleyixia,congneishidaoxianzai,longhaichengdehaizimendoumeijianguohuodemifengshishayangde。

buguozheishigejiejiequeyouyigebiantaideguiding。

zaitamenmeijiehunzhiqian,longtianxibudezaolian。

理由是,看着不爽。

“wodiguaiguai,wotoukandasaoxizaoyijinggouzhaosidele,nixiaoziguangmingzhengdadegenjiejieduizhegan。”

molemojunqiaodelianpang,longtianxifachuyishenggankai。

shijieshangjuranyoubitahaishengmengdenanren。

“xiaozi,shishiwuzheweijunjie,suirannihenxiangzhengmingziji,danyedechouzhunshijiba?”

“shigefanrenjiejienijiubuganxinbeiyazhi,woyoujigeshenshouxiongdiwoshuoshale?”

“nijiuanxindequsiba,zheibeiziwotinihuole。”

xiangtongzhihoudelongtianxi,xinranjieshoulezheiyiqie。

shangtianjitayicizhongshengdejihui,buyongbaibuyong。

“dasao……e,bu,jiejiemen,wolaile。”longtianxiguazhejianjiandexiaorong,huanxiangzheweilaidemeimiaoshenghuo。

“gongxisuzhuhuodefudimoxitong。”

“系统安装中……”

“系统安装完毕。”

“扶弟魔?系统?”

longtianxiyilianmengbi,nandaoshuotajigexiongdiliangxinburen,songjitayitaoliwuzuomibu?

“zunjingdezhurennihao,xiaodoudingjiechengweinifuwu,youanpainishuohua。”

“xiaodouding,nidounengganxiesha?”

longtianxihuiguoshen,youyoudao。

“benxitongwusuobujingwusuobuneng,jianchaopengzhayangyangxing,zhuangbimaimengyangyangtong,zifengwaihao,zhuangbijiekangbazi。”

“装逼?卖萌?”

longtianxiyaoyaotou,manlianbiyi,youshigebiantaijiejiezhicheng,tazhuangbiruoshipaidier,sheiganpaidiyi。

“buhaoyisi,nishuodezheixiewohaizhenbuque,nihaishihuangezhurenba。”longtianxixianqidao。

“我……”

“zhuren,nandaonibuxiangtanyichanghonghonglieliedelianaima?nibuxiangjieshu**shengyama?”

longtianxiyanjingyiliang,danhenkuaiyoubiandeandan,huihuishousangqidao:“youneishigemonvzai,zheibeizizhudingguanggun。”

“哎,这就是命。”

“zhuren,shishangwunanshi,zhiyaobupasi,xunfutamenbujiuxingle。”

“驯服?!”

longtianxirenbuzhudaleyigejiling,houbeigengshisousoudemaozhelengqi,naodaikuaisudesaoshisizhou,querenmeiren,zheicaizhangshuleyikouqi。

“nima,nizheishixiangrangwohuiluzhongzaoa。”

zheizhongniantoucengjingwushucizailongtianxinaohaizhongfuxian,baodayijie,jiaotierjie,quandasanjie,naoguabengdankusijie……

danzheiyezhixianyuxiangxiang,zhenruofuzhuxingdong,longtianxihaimeiyouzheigedanzi。

“jingguoxitongfenxi,nideshigejiejiesuibaoli,dandoushidaozizuidoufuxin,tamenxinlihaishihentengainide。”

“zaizheshuole,xunfutamenbujinnengyangmeituqizuonanren,yihougengnengguangmingzhengdaliaomeizie。”

“buhuiba,tamenshoushiwodeshihoukedoushiwangsilida,niquedingnimeifenxicuo?”

longtianxiyanshenchongmanzhiyi,neixinchongmanwuxianbishi。

neishigemonvdaqitalaibietiyouduoxingfen,shibushidoufuxintabuzhidao,tiequantoudaoshihenqueding。

“dangranbuhuicuo,,nandaonimeifaxianlaizishigejiejiedeniaima?”

“zhei,niaihaizhenyou。。”longtianxisisuoyifan,digudao。

“zenmeyang,kaolvyixiaba,shixiangzuoyibeiziguanggun,haishizuoyigehaiwang。”

“tamade,laozishinanren,bixuzuohaiwang。”longtianximianseyibing,jiandingdao。

ruoshiyiqian,longtianxikemeiyoushuochuzheihuadeyongqi,danzaixiaodoudingdesongyongxiaguoduanzuochulejueding。

bunengsanqisiqieyejiusuanle,zaimeiyoulaopo,qibushibaihuole。

“xianshuohao,wozhishixiangzhengmingyixiaziji,bingbushixiangyaolaopo。”

“明白!”

xitongbiaomianshanggongjingdefuhe,xinzhongzeshiwuxianbiyi。

“nima,zenmetanshangzheimebuyaoliandezhuren。”

bingchuangqianlongtianxicuozhexiashou,manlianqidaidao:“xiaodouding,renjiadexitongdouyoujianmianlixiangsong,nishibushiyejiwolaidian。”

suishidiyicihuodexitong,danxitongxiaoshuolongtianxikekanguobushao,buguanshikaijujiuwudi,haishiqiandaojiubaofu,tamendouyouyigegongtongdian。

用付出换回报。

buguozaichengzhangzhiqian,xitongdouhuizengyuyidingdechengzhangjijin。

“gongxizhurenhuodexiaodoudingteshujianmianli。”

“yuzhoujichushenzhili。”

“yuzhoujiyishenzhili。”

“jinenggaizaochongjiyidai。”

“fengdupianpiankoufuyeyizhi。”

suizhexitongtishiyindejieshu,longtianxizhiganjuedaliangdexinxiruchaoshuibanyongrunaohai。

满汉全席。

八大菜系大全。

华佗正经。

黄帝内经原本。

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suizhexinxideyongru,longtianxixinlikekailehua,tadedaodebujinjinshixinxi,ershichedidezhangwo,chushoujiunenglaideneizhong。

weileyanzhengzijidenengli,longtianxidiyijianshijiushinazijizuoshiyan,kankannengfoubazijiyishengshangtongzhihao。