第5章 扫把星

“你到底是谁?”

chenyueweiquemeiyoushangdang,fanershifenjingtidedingzhelikezhuiwendao。

zheigeyinzeijirendeganjueshifenqiguai,zhangxiangyizhexiangshifuguirenjiadezidi,keshixingweiqueyouxiepilai,genjietoudeyixiefulangzidiyoudeyibi。

zaijiashangsouchatadeneipiren,henmingxianbushiputongdeguancha,youbudechenyueweibushenzhong。

bianshangdexiaoyahuansuiranbushihencongming,keyezhidaozijiaxiaojiesihuhentaoyanlike,zheigeshihouyetongchoudikaidedengzhedayanjing,yifunaixiongnaixiongdeyazi。

likekandehaowan,xunleibujiyaneryibanquzhizaixiaoyatoudenaomenshangyidan。

“嘣~”

xiaoyahuanyidai,yanjingdengdegengyuanle,ranhoucaihouzhihoujuedewuzheguangjiedenaomentonghuchusheng:

“aiyo,xiaojie,nikan。taqifuren!”

chenyueweiqideyaoming,ganjinbaxiaoyatouhuzaishenhou,dengzhelikeshuodao:

“buxuniqifuxiaobaozi!haiyou,nihaimeishuonishishei,nigangcaishizenmerangtamenlikaide?”

likejianxiaobaozijuezhexiaozui,yuanliuliudedayanjinglimanshiweiqu,xinliyeyouxiebuhaoyisi。taganjinshunzhechenyueweidehuawangwaishuo,youxiedeyidezaichundengshangyimo:

“wenwen,nizijizhunbeidedongxi,buyongwolaigaosuniba?”

chenyueweishunjianhuangran,xinlidaoshitingpeifude:

“竟然是薄荷膏!”

likexiaozhedianlediantou,xinliyeyouxiedeyi。

cishiderensuirandongdeliyongxiquanlaizhuizong,keyehaizhishitingliuzhexunweixunzongdejieduan,duiyufanzhenchadeyingduishouduanbingbuduo,ziranxiangbudaoyourenhuiyongbohegaolaiyingxiangxiquandexiujue。

gangcailikejiushiwendaochundengshangbohegaodeweidao,shunjianjiuxiangdaoleduice——jiangbohegaomozaishouzhishang,jiangjiangzaichenyueweidejingzhongqingchuyixia,qingliangdechuganzaijiashangshenhoubuzhishenfendemoshengren,chenyueweiziranjiuwuyiweibozixiamianshiyibahanqibirendegangdao。

erlikezechengjizhenggerensuojinyutongzhizhong,bohegaozaireshuizhongyijin,yibianrongjinreshuizhizhong,yibianjiasuhuifa,ziranjianglikedeqiweixiaosanyikong。

zhiyuweishenmeneixiexiquanturanduizhewaimiankuangfei,haiyouwaimianfashengleshenmeshi,likeqishiyebutaiqingchu,tazhibuguoshiduleyiba,suoxingduyingleeryi。

chenyueweiquebuzhidaozheixie,zhijuedeyanqianzheiyinzei“suanwuyice”,shizaiyinxiandekepa,xinlidejingjuegengzenglejifen。

tadaoyouxinjianglikeganzou,keshiwaijianqueturanchuanlaiyizhenhuanhusheng:

“aha,qiandaizijuranzangzaizheili,facailefacaile!”

chenyueweidajingshise,shishengjiaodao:

“zhengdazhushou,nigantoudaomincai,bupawoquyamengaonima?”

waimiandezhengdaheleyitiao,shishoudiezuozaidishang,tahuanglihuangzhangdepaqishenlai,qishenjiuyaowangwaipao。

naihetashenquaixiaofeipang,kanshangqujiuxiangshizhihuoshengshengdelaihama,gangqishenbujiu,jiubeirenconghoudazaijianbangshang,xilihutudejiutianxuandizhuan,ranhouzaicidiezuodaodishang。

dengzhengdahuangguoshenlai,zheicaikanqingyanqianbuzhidaoshenmeshihouduolegenianqingnanzi,zhishihenqiguai,zheirenhunshenshangxiajuranshitoule,yijinshanghaizaibuzhudiwangxiadizheshui。

nianqingnanziziranshilike,tadiuxiayiju“wozhuaren,nidayingwoyigetiaojian”,yebuguanchenyueweidabudaying,zhijiejiupaochulai,jiangqitutaopaodezhengdadaizhule。

chenyueweisuiranyouxiebuyue,kehaishiganjinhuanleshenganjingdeyifu,hexiaobaoziyiqizhuilechulai。

neizhengdakanzheshencaigaodadelikexinlifachu,kandaochenyueweizhupuerrenquesongleyikouqi,shifendudingdejiaodao:

“haonigeheiguafu,kesilewojiazuxiongbushuo,jingranhaiganheqitayenanrengousandasi。”

liketingdeqiguai,zhuantouquefaxianchenyueweilianseshabai,xinzhongyidoudunsheng。

xiaobaoziquehenshengqi,jianzhesangzijiaoleqilai:

“nihushuo,mingmingshinijiazuxiongzijihunzhang,diejinhuchengheliyanside,hewojiaxiaojieyoushenmeguanxi?”

zhengdajinjinwuzheqiandaizi,kanzhemenwaitantoutannaodeduoqilaidekanke,danziyuefadaleqilai:

“wopei!zhenggedongchengsheibuzhidaozheixingchendeponiang,zhuanhuikefu!qiebushuowojiazuxiong,liuyuanwaihelixiucaini,quanshitakesideba?haicixintangni,wokana,gaijiaoheixintangsuanle!”

bianshangdekankemenyeshimanliandexiane,buchidefuheqilai:

“zhenshibuyaolian,kesijigeledou?”

“jiushi,kuitahaiyoulianhuozhe。yaowoshuoa,zaojiuzaikesidiyigefujundeshihou,jiugaibataxunle!”

“shuodeshini,zheiyangdesaobaxing,jingranhaiyoulianlaizaizheili,zhenshidiuwomenyongchangfangdelian”

……

yijujieyijudeliuyanfeiyu,yijubiyijugengedu,xiangshilijianyibanyizhijiezheyizhi,zhicirenxin。

“bushizheiyangde,bushizheiyangde,nimenhushuo……”

xiaobaoziyouxieciqiong,tabijingtaidanchun,xinlizhidaozheixierenshihushuobadao,kequebuzhidaogairuhequbianbo。

chenyueweishenziyihuang,jihuzhanbuwenlai,likeganjincongbianshangjiangtafuzhu。

tadaoshitingmingbaile,ganqingzheiweixiongbabadechenxiaoniangzijuranhaiyouruci“biaohan”deguowang。

shenweihoushilairen,suiranjinglile“chuanyue”zheimeguiyideshiqing,buguolikehaishijuedesuoweide“kefu”buguoshiwujizhitan。

tacaibuxiangxinjinpingsuoweideshengchenbazi,jiunengxuaneryouxuandefangailingyigerendeshengsi。

suoweidekefu,kongpashiyouxinrenqiangxinganzaizheigekeliandenvzitoushangdezuiminghejiasuobale。

birucikezuodaozaididezhengda,zailiaoqidajiayiqishengtaozheigekefudesaobaxingzhihou,toudaobeizhuadehuangkongzaojiuyiganerjing,faneryoushiwukongde,liantaopaodoubuzhunbeitaopaole。

shenzhitaneiyishuangyindudexiaoyanjing,haibutingdezaichenyueweihehunshenshiluludelikezhijianzhuanlaizhuanqu,henkuaijiucaidaole“zhenxiang”!

yishijianzhenshirangzhengdayouxianyouji,henbudeyishendaizhi。

likelengyanpangguan,henkuaijiuganshoudaolezhengdayanshenzhongdediyi。

tashaoyizhuomojiuzhidaoshizenmehuishi,dunshilengxiaoyisheng:

“dayonglv!daorenqiancai,zang(zang)buyingyiqian,falaoyisanshitian;buyingerbaiershizhiyiqian,qianzhi;buyingliubailiushizhierbaiershiqian,qingweichengdan。”

“xiaobaozi,nimenjiadeqiandailiyouduoshaoqiancai?kankanzheigezeizi,shigaiqianweijianhu,haishigaiqingweichengdan。”