第4章 出人命了

“haiyaoa?buxing!buxing!laibulele……”

yitingdaoliucuihuahairangzijijianan,wufandunshilianmangbaishoujujuedao。

gangcaiduanduandeshifenzhongzaoyijingrangwufanjingpilijinle,xianzaitouyunmuxuanhunshenfali,nahaiyoushenmejingliqushizhan。

“haoxiaofan!nideshoufashizaishitaiqimiaole!gangcaisaozijiuneimebeiniyian,xianzaiganjuequanshenshufudelihai,zheiyanghaobuhao?nizaijiwoanshangyian,wojiniyibaikuaihaobuhao?”

kanzhewufanyilianbuqingyuandeyangzi,liucuihuahaiyiweizheixiaozixiangyaotoulanyushijiutichulezengjiabaochoudetiaojian。

“saozi!zheibushiqiandeshia!shihuajinishuoba!wozuchuandemijisuiranshenqidanshiduiwoxiaohaoyeshijiweiyanzhongde,woxianzaiyitianyejiunenggoushizhanyicieryi,ruobushikansaozininanshoudelihai,wocaibuhuiqingyishizhande……”

mianduiliucuihuadeqiqiu,wufansuibianzhaolegeliyoujiujijujuele,takeshizhidaobunengweitaibaodedaoli,fouzexiayicijiumeidechile。

qicijiushixianzaiwufandezhuangtaidequeyeshizhanbulediercile,suirantayehenxiangzhidaowanchengrenwuhouhuidedaodianshenmejiangli。

liucuihuajianwufanbingbuxiangshizaishuohuang,chenmoleyixiazhuanshenhuidaowuzizhizhong,buyihuizouchulazhewufandeshousaijitayibaikuaiqianxiaoxixideshuodao:

“cheng!saozizhidaonixinkule!huiqumaidianrouhaohaobubu!xiacizailaijisaozihaohaoanan!”

“cuihuasaozi!nizajizheimeduoa!”

kanzheshouzhongdehongpiaozi,wufanyoudianjingyadeshuodao,yaozhidaotameicichuzhenyebuguoyiershikuaieryi,zheiyixiajiushiyizhanghaizhenshiyoudianyiwai。

“aiya!nazhe!xiacijisaozihaohaoan!haijinizheimeduo!”

tingdaozheihuadewufanmeiyouzaiqianxule,tazhidaozheishizijineishenqideshibazhidegonglao。

“cuihua!nizaijiaganshani?dadianhuayemeirenjie!”

jiuzaizheigeshihoumenwaixiangqilezhangergoudeshengyin,liucuihualianmangshiyiwufanjiangqianshouqilairanhoujiuyinglechuqu。

“hanshenmehan?shoujizaiwulifangzhemeitingjian,wozheibushirangxiaofanlaijigoukanbingme?”

zhangergousulaidoushishifenpalaopode,beiliucuihuazheimeyihoudunshimeilepiqi,xiaohehedecoushanglaipeixiaodao。

“wozheibushizhejizhaoniyoudianshi,dadianhuayemeirenjiejiuhuilaikankan!gouzayangle?”

“meishile!jiushichihuaiduzile!yijingkaileyaochiliangtianjiumeishile!”

cishiwufanyeshoushituonazheliangbaoyaodedijilezhangergoushuodao。

“neijiuhao!xinkunilexiaowu!yihoumianbuleyaojingchangmafanni!”

zhangergoujiandaowufanlianmangxiaozhedalegezhaohu,meixiangdaopangbiandeliucuihuaquekaikoule。

“guangganxiegansha?haibuganjinjixiaofankanbingqian?yaobushirenjiaxiaofanzheigoujiumeimingle!”

tingdaozheihuazhangergoulianmangcongkoudailimochulewushikuai,ranhousaijilewufanbiaoshiganxie。

wufandaoyemeiyoujujuezhijieshouqianzhuanshenxiangmenwaizouqu,youqianbuzhuancaishidashazi,fanzhengzhangergoujiayoudeshiqian。

zouzaicunlidexiaolushang,wufanhuixiangqigangcaifashengdeshiqing,youqishineishenqixitongrangtaxinzhongyouleyixiexiangfa。

danjiugenjuliucuihuadebiaoxiankeyikanchu,zijineiqiankunshibazhixiaoguoshifendebucuo,ruoshinenggoujiangqishulianyunyongdehua,shuobudinghaikeyipingciduozhuandianqian。

“wufan!nijiwozhanzhu!”

turanyigeshengyinchuxian,jingenzhejidaoshenyingjiudangzhulewufandequlu,taitouyikanyuanlaishicunlidedipiliudahu。

zheiliudahuzhangdehubeixiongyao,shicunlichulemingdexiaohunhun,tiantianbushijuzhonghejiujiushidaochudapai,suiranliangrenbuzenmeduifudanzhijianyemeiyoushenmeenyuan。

jiandaotalanzhuleziji,wufanbuyoudezhoulezhoumeitouhaoqidewendao:

“liudahu!nilan**sha?”

sheizhidaozheiliudahudabushangqianjuranzhijieyijiaojiuchuaileguolai,meiyoufangbeidewufanyigeliejuxianxieshuaizaidishang。

“nitemexianggansha?zhaoshishiba?”

momingqimiaodewufanlianshangluchuleyisinuqi,zhijieduiliudahuhoudao。

“wowennishangwushibushigenzhaoyajingxiangqinle?”

yitingzheihuawufandunshijiumingbailejifen,zijigenzhaoyajingdequexiangqinledanshiquebeixiurujujuele,buguojiusuanyouzheishiyouguanzheiliudahushashi?

xiangdaozheiwufanxinzhongxinzhongmanshinuhuo,yaoyanuhoudao:“guannipishi?zheigenniyouguanxi?”

“sheibuzhidaozhaoyajingshiwokanshangde?nijurangangentaxiangqin?jiwoda!”

suizheliudahuyishenglingxia,tashouxiadejigexiaodifengyongershangduiwufanquanjiaoxiangjia。

wufansuiranbuxihuanreshidanyebushishancha,meiyoufeihuajiugentamenniudazaileyiqile。

cunlizhangdadehaizishentidoupishi,buguosuhuashuoshuangquannandisishou,wufanzaijigerendeweigongzhixiayezhujianchengbuzhule,zhujiandeluolexiafeng。

“nixiaozitingkuanga!haigangenwodongshou?”

hunzhanzhizhongliudahumaleyisheng,zhijielunqileshouzhongmugunyixiapizaiwufandejianbangshang。

yinweimeiyoufangbeisuoyiwufandangjibeidadaozaidi,qitahunhunyiyongershangyazhewufanjiushiyidunhenzou。

wufanlianmangyongshoubaozhulenaodaiquansuozaidishang,zheibangxiaohunhunkemeiyoushouxialiuqing,zuzudaleyifenzhongcaitinglexialai。

“xiaozi!zhidaocuoleme?xianzaijiwoketourencuohuoxuwohuifangniyima!”

“wopei!laozicuojiucuozaidangchubugaigennimashenglenizheigechusheng!”

tingdaozheihualiudahuyanzhongshanchuleyimohense,zhijiezhanqilaiduishouxiahoudao:

“chaojiahuo!jiwowangsilimianda!”

shunjianshubuqingdegunbangzaxialairangwufanwufaduoshan,zhinengrenyougunbangluozaishenshang。

“ding!jianceshoudaoshengmingweixian,tiqiankaiqiziwobaohujizhi……”

turanwufannaohaizhongyongchuledaliangdexinxi,zheixiexinximomingdechuxianrangtayishishiyingdebulezhijiejiuyunleguoqu。

“huge!huge!sihuchurenmingle……”

jiandaowufanhunleguoqu,xiaohunhunmendunshihuangleshen,suiranpingrilitamenyejingchangdajiadouou。

danneixiedoushixiaodaxiaonaoeryi,rujinyaoshigaochurenmingneikeshisheidoutuobuleganxi。

liudahucishiyeshilianseyinchendekanzhehunmibuxingdewufan,liangjiuzhihoucaichenshenghoudao:

“huangshenme?doubazuijiwobijinle,zheiwufanbenlaiyejiushigeguer,zhaogedifangjitazangqilaibuhuiyourenzhidaode,bielengzheganjindongshou!”