第1章 草丛里那点事

“yi,zheibushilijiaxiaozime?zenmehuilaile?”

“taqishen,nihaibuzhidaoa,lijianiupichuipole,zheixiaozimeiyoukaoshangdaxue,douzaijiadailejigexingqile。”

“aiya,zenmehuini?lijiabushishuo,zheixiaoziniannianqiansanmingme,zenmehuilianyigedaxuedoukaobushang?”

“sheizhidaotadenianjiqiansanshizhenshijiani,zhibuguozheijiushilijiademingshu,kexile,taliyumingliangkouzihanxinrukushijinian,benlaixiangwangzichenglong,zheixiazichengchongle。”

“neisuanshenme,lijiakexi,zhangjiaqibushigengkui,nianchuzhangjianverkeshicaihezheixiaozidingqinde,zhanglaotoufengrenbianshuozijiweilainvxushidaxuesheng,xianzaikongpachangzidouhuiqingleba?”

yijujulengchaorefenghaosiyibabaxuegugangdaoyibanchuanlai,tizheyigelanzizhunbeishangshannongdianshucaidelixiaominghunshendouzaifazhan。

“一群愚妇!”

tadechengjibusuancha,zaishilidezhongxuezhizhongyeshiqianshipaiming,bushuobaifenbaizhongdiandaxue,danshihaoyidiandeerbenqueshitiedingde。

keshi,tianbusuirenyuandeshi,dangtakaozuihouyikedelushang,queyinweijiuyigeluoshuidenvhaierdanwuleshijian,meiyoukaozuihouyigewenzongdeta,chengjizaihaoyetaobutuoluobangdemingyun。

gengranglixiaominggandaoweiqudeshi,zaishihou,tajiuxiadeneigenvhaiquezaoyijingmeiyoulezongji,shenzhizhaoyigeweiguanderenzuozhengmingdounan,zheishidetabudebutunxiazheikekuguo。

erzheizhongshiqing,zheixiexiangcunzhizhongdezhangshefuhuixiangxin?

zaizheixierenyanzhong,nijiurencuoguolegaokaojiushinilijiarendeming,meiyoushenmezhidetongqingde。

“yo,mingyazi,nizheishidasuanqunalia?”

kandaotazoujin,yilunfenfendefurenmoqidetingxiahuatou,haosigangcaishenmedoumeiyoushuoguoyiban,fanermanliandereqing。

“sanshen,woshangshanzhaiyidianwandouheluobuyongyong。”lixiaomingqiangyazhexinzhongdenuhuo,mianqiangjichuyisixiaoyilai。

tasuiranbuzaihuzheiqunyufu,danshifumuquezaizheishancunshenghuolejishinian,yaoshidedezuilezheixieren,fumuyihoudeshenghuoyejiunanzuole。

zheiyicizijigaokaoshili,fumuqinbujinjinmeiyoushengqi,fanerfanguolaianweiziji,shenzhizanxuzijidexingwei,danshikanzhefumuqinyinweicaolaoerbanbaidezhangfa,yinweichangnianlaozuoergouloudeshenzi,zaikankanmuqinshenshangjinianmeiyoushedehuandeyifu,lixiaomingjuedezijikuiqianfumudedifangshizaishitaiduole。

zhishi,lixiaominggaogulezheixiecunfudedaodeshuizhun……

“wandou?mingyazi,niyigedaxuesheng,fendeqingchuwandouhelvfeime?”

“haha,tasanshen,xiaomingkeshidaxuesheng,bogutongjinni,shenmebuzhidaoni?”

tingdaozheiquncunfuzaiyicisiwujidandexiaorong,lixiaomingdequantouniedegezhigezhizuoxiang,ruguobushikaolvdaofumu,tazhenxiangchongshangquchaozheixierendelianshanghenhenlaigejiquan。

sanshenshuodeshiqing,queshitaxiaoshihoudeshiqing,lvfeihewandouzaixiaoyixiedeshihou,jiechulaidezhongzifeichangdexiangxiang,dangshihainianyoudelixiaomingjiangyidabalvfeidangchengwandoudaihuiqudeshiqing,zaojiuyijingchenglecunlirendexiaotan。

zhishijinshibutongwangri,dangchuduiyulixiaomingdehuangdanxingwei,cunzhongzhizhongqueshishanyijuduo,keshi,xianzaizaitiqizheijianshiqing,jiushizaishanlixiaomingdelianle。

“sanshenshuoxiaole。”lenglengdihengleyisheng,lixiaomingbuzailihuishenhoudeyilun,tizhelanziyanzheshanluchaobanshanyaozouqu。

tajiadecaidiweiyushanyaozhongbu,yuemoyimuduoyidian,limianduozhongleyixieshilingshucai,danshixunchangshihouliyumingfuqiliangqueshishebudechi,ershimailehuanqianyigongyingzaixianchengdushudelixiaoming。

shanlubushang,buguoqueqiraobaguai,zuzuzoulejiangjinbangexiaoshideshijian,lixiaomingcailaidaozijiatianmuxiafang,zheigeshihou,tadehunshendouyijingmaochuyicengmimidehanzhulai。

yixiangdaofumuqinmeiyitiantianbuliangjiuxuyaoshangshancaizhaishucai,ranhouhaiyouganzheshijianjiangshucaisongdaozhenshangdeshichangshang,quewangwangzhinenghuanqujishikuaiqiandeshihou,lixiaomingxinzhongdeneijiuyouduoleyixie。

kanzheyanqiandezuihouyidaotiankan,lixiaomingdelianshangzhongyuluchulexiaorong,buguanzenmeshuo,zijihaodaishidaole。

zhishi,danglixiaomingpaguotiankandeshihou,zhenggerenqueshilengzhule。

maomidecaocongzhizhong,lianggeheibaixiangjiandeshentizhengzaijiuchanzhe,zaluandeyiwusuichukejian,lixiaomingtaiqitoulai,yinyuekeyikandaoyijuganshoukuhuang,hunshenjirousongchi,kanqilaixiangshiyigegutoubangzideshenzicikezhengzaizhouerfushidezuozhefuwocheng。

“恩……轻点……”

caocongzhizhongdeshengyinshifendeyonglan,gaodiqifu,wanzhuanchenyin,ruqirusu,suizhezheishengyindechuanlai,zhenggecaocongdouzaihuangdongzhe。

chuanshuozhizhongdexianchangzhibo?

kanzheyanqiandeyimu,bianshigangcaimanfuxinshi,lixiaomingyeganjuezijidexuemaifeitengqilai。

zhishikanzhejinzaizhichidetiandi,lixiaomingdunshijiujiele。

zheishangquzhaicaiba,yetaidaraobierendehaoshile,keshibushangquba,zheimashangjiuyaozuozhongwufanle,jialihaidengzhezijizecaihuiquni?

kaolvlebanxiang,lixiaominghaishijuedebuyaobangdayuanyangdehao,hekuang,zheiweigemenyikanshencaijiuxiangpaiguyiyang,gujiyeshiyigeyinyanglaqiangtou,danwubulezijiduoshaoshijian。

好吧!

qishilixiaomingyeshebudeyanqianzheiyimu,zheikebishenmedongzuopian**duole。

“gemen,wozheimejiangjiuni,kanyixianibuchikuideha!”xinzhongzuochulejueding,xinanlidedelixiaomingzhijiepazailetiankandebianyuan,anjingdexinshangzheyanqiandedongzuopian。

“zeze,dingziku,yo,zheiqunzihaoduana?”

pazaiyibiandelixiaomingyibiankanzhe,yibiandianpingzhe,zheixiedongxizaixiangcunkebuduojiana,yaozhidao,xiangcunzhizhongsuiranbuquefameinv,danshidabanqueshixiangduibaoshou,hunshengengshiguodeyanyanshishide。

“zeze,haishizhangxue,fenhongsejiashuizuan……”

zhengzaixinshangzheyanqiandazuodelixiaomingdeyanzhuziturandunzhu,yifubuganxiangxindeshensekanzheyanqiandexuezi。

fenhongsezhangtongxue,shangmianweizheyiquanxingxingshuizhuang,zheixuezitanalinengbushuxi?

nianchudeshihou,tahezhangxiaohuadinghundeshihou,taqinshoumailezheiyishuangxuezisongjiduifang,zaizhenggexinshancun,jiuzhiyouzhangxiaohuayouzheiyishuangxuezi。

难道……

yixiangdaoyanqiancaocongzhizhongdenvrenjiyoukenengshizijideweihunqizhangxiaohua,lixiaomingjiuganjuenuqishangyong,tamengdizhanqishenlai,handao:“zhangxiaohua!?”