第4章 给你们上上课

“红旗L5?”

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……

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……

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——erzibeibinlichezhuweinan?hongqil5baqichuchang。

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——jianghuliuhehongqidepengzhuang,bentaiweininbaodao。

……

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直播间也轰然一片。

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“你,这……”

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……

“wokannimen,xianggengcandianshiba?”zhoudongniuleniushouwan。

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“呵呵,算什么!”

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