1.桃村

taocun,weiyudongzhouqiyuanshanmaishenchu,meifengkaichunzhishi,taohuashengkai,zhenggecunzhuangjiulongzhaozaifenhongdehuahaizhizhong!zheigecunyushigejue,suoyizheilidecunminxingzichunpo,leshanhaoshi,jiajiashidainonggeng,bujingshangbubaitan,renrenzijizizu,anjuleye。

yigeshaonianchuanzheyishenbaipao,shuzhexiaobianzi,daizhelianggemuguangdaizhidegegezhanzaicunzimenkou,taqiheideshuangmuyouruyekongzhongdexingchen,lingqishizu,zaiqizuijiao,yeshiqinzheyimoguixiao,youruqingtingdianshui,lingdeshaoniandemianmubiandeyouxiejiaohuaqilai。

erneilianggemuguangdaizhidedakuaitou,xinkuantipang,chuanzheliangjiandahongdudou,buduanmozheshaoniandeyifu,zuiliniannianyoucidao:“dage,chitangtang!chitangtang!”

shaonianyonglituikailiangweigegedeshou,manlianheixiandao:“meitangtangle,quzhaoneibiandenainai。”

“zhaonainai?”neiduishaxiongdituranmuguangguntang,dahandao,“zhaonainai!zhaonainai!”

“a!”taocuncunkoudeguniangmendunshijianjiaozhewuzhuxiongkou,feikuaisisan,ershaonianchadianpenchuyikouxuelai,kanzhezijineilianggehengchongzhizhuangdegege,quebuzhidaogaizenmejieshizheijianshiqing。

“wener,congcinijiuyaotaruxiantule,dengnirihouxiulianyoucheng,nijiunengbanshanyihai,mianshouchenlun,suoyinijiudadandequzhaonidefuqinba,taohuacunzhongjiubushinidejia,zoulejiuzaiyebuyaohuilaile。”muwendegandiezhanzaicunzikou,kanzhemuwenneilianggekanchengwufawutiandegege,sisidehengzailetamianqian,sihubujitamenzhongxinjinrutaocundejihui。

ermuwengendahanerhanyegenbenbushitaocunderen。

zhiyinshiwunianqian,qiyuanshanyizhenjuzhan,zhijiantianfandifu,luanshitengkong,qiyuanshanshangdexianzunxiushifenfenchongtianerqi。

yigeshenchuanbaipaodexiushibeiyidaochongtianerqidexiaguangdazhong,diaojinletaocundeyigezhuquanli。

dansheidoumeixiangdao,tajingranzaizhuquanlikandaoyitoumuzhubasangeyingerjielianjishenglexialai。

sangehaiziguaguazhuidi,erzaiyinianhou,neitoumuzhudezhuwensile,linsiqianyouyangtianaihaoliangsheng,suoyizheixiehaizijiuyoulezijidemingzi——muwen,mudahan,muerhan。

youyuneixiushikuyuxiulian,meiyoushijianfuyangsangehaizi,jiubatamenfangzailetaocun,jiaojiyihuxingqingderenjiafuyang,yishiwunianweiqi,dengtamenzhangdaleyihou,jiurangtamenqianwangqiyuanzongxiuxian,suoyicaiyoulejinrifenbiezhijing。

“gandie,woshebudeni,qingshuimeimei,woyeshebudeni。”muwenturanzhangkaishuangbei,xiangyaoyongbaopangbiandeguniang,dantaxiaoyingyingdeduokaile,zhijianneiguniangbuguoshisisuizuoyou,yizhangchongmanzhiqiquejiweiqinglidelianpang,erbiandiaozheliangkeyoulvdeerzhui,qingqingyaohuangjian,fachuqingcuidexiangsheng,zhenggerenjiuxiangshilieriyanyanxiadeyiduohehua。

“huaidanmuwen,dengnixiulianyouchengyihouzailaizhaowo,xixi,qishidengnixiacizailai,woyeshixiushile。”neiguniangxixiaodao。

muwenturanlengzhule,dantaxingwuguolaihou,tayoucuoeyoujingxi:“qingshui,nideguguhuixinle?”

“tashuoguojirijiupairenlaijiewoqusanxiangzong,nijiudengzheqiaoba,wodetianfukendingbinihao。”

qingshuidegugunaishiqianlizhiwaidesanxiangzongdezhanglaozhiyi,weigaoquanzhong,chuanwenyijingtarudaolefanrenyishengnanyiyangwangdeqiongmingjingjie,napazhishiyangshoujiuyijingyoulekongjudebainianzhizhang。

muwendaxiaodao:“haohaohao!wotingshuoxiuxianderendoubachenghunjiaochengjiedaolvni,daoshihouniwodoushixianren,neiwomenjiujiechengdaolvba!”

“keke!”muwendegandiemanlianheixian,shenzhianzhongwojinlequantou,yaobushizheidaomeihaizishineigexiushide,fouzetazaojiuyiquandashangqule,tajingrangandangzhezijidemiangenzijidenverdaqingmaqiao,zhenshizuonie,yebumingbaineiweishangxiandangnianweiheyaobazheisangedaomeihaiziliuzaicunli。

qingshuikandaotadieshenseyinmai,dunshiyituxiangshe,zaiyebuganshuohuale。ermuwenyeliezuiyixiao,duizhecunkouhoumiandecunminmenyihuishou,ranhouzhuazhuzijineilianggeliumanggege,duicunminmenshuodao,“geweixiangqinfulao,jiubuyaosongle,dengwochengxiandengdaoneiri,wobiranhuitaocunhoubaozhuweiyangyuzhien,ruoyoushiyan,tiandaleipi!”

honglonglong——suizheyidaomenleixiangqi,muwenzuibachouchu,ganjinzaicunminmenhuyidemuguangxiabeishenlikai。

tazhidao,qianluhenshijiannan,jishixunzhaozijideshengfuzhilu,yeshiquxunzhaozijidexiuxianzhitu。

danshizaijiuzhoudalu,buchengxianshiyongyuanmeichulude,fanrenzaigaogui,zhongjiutaobuguoshengsilunhui,yeshiqinhuangduocixunxian,weitianxiarendiandingqiuxiancaishichengweirenshangrendeweiyizhifa。

erzaigujishangjizai,chuanguozheipiankuankuodeshenlin,jiunengqianwangchuanshuozhongdeqiyuanzong,neilidaochushishouyantongtiandexianren,jushoujiunengbanshanyihai,huixiujiunengqiandongmantiandeyunxia,jihuchaotuoshengsi,wusuobuneng,shiwanwudezhuzai。

erqiemuwencongxiaoxihuandushu,duiyugurenxunxiandediangukanlebushao,tazuixiaidehaishineigecengjingjunlintianxiadeqinshihuang。

tacengsicixunyoulangya、qinhuangdaozhidi,bingqiechangchangjisimingshandachuanheqidibashen,yicibiaodaduishenmingdejingwei,zuihoushenzhipaixufuquxunzhaochuanshuozhongdesanshenshan——penglaisandao。

danqishishijianzhirendoumingbai,xiushichangyouerxianrenbuchangyou,xiushiyannianyishou,danzhongjiutaobuguoshenglaobingsi,erxianrensuinengchaotuoshisu,danwannianbujianqiyi,jiushizaizheizhongduixiandezhinianxia,qinhuangzhongjiujiabengzaishaqiu,chuanwenneinianjiutianleidong,huanghefanlan,tianxiaminbuliaosheng,yaoshoujinchu,shiweikongbu。

yeyouchuanwenshuo,qinhuangxiuweitongtian,yizhizhangguanrenzu,ziliweihuang,queshiwudaozhijun,tasuinengzhishouzhetian,zhenyazijidailaideminyuan,danzhongjiumeiyoutaruxiandao,fandaobeicangtiansuohai,siyufeiming。

lishidezhenzhenjiajiazongshijiaorennanyizhuomo,danmuwenhenqingchu,lishidezhibizhezongshizaiqiangzhedeshouli,ertadaizhelianggegegeqianwangqiyuanzong,jiushiweilezhaodaoneizhibi,yeweilenongqingchutamendeshenshizhimi。

meidangcunliderenshuoqitamendemuqindeshihou,muwenjiuzongjuedebushiziwei,huibuhuishitamendelaodieweileyangaitamendeshenshierxiabiande。

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